With the discretion of the holy writ and wit
Corpus of mortals freaking
The battle of wit glides from the open shop at the sesame street refined by the open hearth to operate the open door policy
To both avantgarde and delitantes,cunts and the sapient alike
As opus curry its favor from the indulgence of art and industry,
Not confined to the oracular circus of the avantgarde alone
But bookworms in the mould of Oliver twist
Whose ordinand to lay is crowed from the orifice of the orgiastic ordinates.
To those who barely refrain from its mounds of osmosis,
The organic creeps hardly vacillate nor oscillates
Cudgeling the moving trains for an ounce
And by ounce for an ounce, tremendously
Ploughed in ounce for ounce for the cumulative hap'orth of tar
To outdistance fellow gladiators beyond outmatches
Outmaneuvered,outflank, outgrow outfox out general outflow,outfight , outnumber and outdo the perilous outlays of wit mongering
Does he outsell him and how do you know?
Gone are the days of wilderness sands,the bard had committed himself to internet bazaars
Browsing hours was preceded by morning introspection
Hurled into the commotion of the information commerce
"NEPA has taken light oh my gosh"
"Come to betting centres and we charge for free"
"Good"
They embraced betting centers for phone charging and moved from one betting center with the one behind igando brt to the one at Egan road to the facing the igando upstairs at the igando market became the frequent places of visit.
"Buy solars my brother the pain of charging outside was just too much .We lost outside.Buy solar"
"I will buy once we collect our tenants money from home town.Dont worry "as he left the house to charge phone admonished his brother to take heart and have patience.Almost a decade before they were lucky to raise enough money after they moved into the alakwa house.This time around it was behind brt igando,had frequent the place for couple of of year
"Who is most powerful person in the world and which country?"
"You mean riches or everything including power?"
"Which one do you know?"
"I give it to king Charles"
"American presidents"
"You maybe wrong because they re in power for four years or maximum eight years at the end of tenure must vacate power.But king Charles a king rule forever till death.His mother bequeathed him the most powerful throne in the history of mankind after having ruled as the oldest monarch for seventy years."
"You lied the American presidents"
"Don't you get it?"
"I don't know why folks can't reason clearly.Just four years and eight years and you re gone"
"See king Charles control the whole world directly and indirectly.He is the head of state of thirty two countries not sixteen including Bahamas, Australia, Canada etcetera.As a matter of fact in 1923 controled a quarter of world landmass.As we speak king Charles control over 46m.km of landmass more than the largest continent of asia at 44m.sq.km.Fear that vikings family "
"Are they vikings too?"
"Yes they re vikings from the days of Roro to the days of king William the conqueror and his vikings' folks came to england conquered all the kingdoms east Anglia etc and have been ruling since."
"So stop the argument.We don hear you,Mr history "oko Olohun remarked involuntarily.
Since that time he had dominated every argument and the became the tension of hate and center of gravity.
Hardly a diurnal rituals beyond compare that consumed the browsing hours
And lo the betters and gamblers chorused
In their barbarian accents
Boisterous rapscallions in their obstreperous outpourings and vociferous calamities of uncouth tongues
Wag in tireless mode and asinine cheeks
"Who wins the argument today?"oko oloyin remarked bitterly
As he grimaced a shock of death knell and anticipated pang
"Oh you wanna know?"
"Yes tell"as he drooled for instant response
"Buy a drink"then oko oloyin refused and inquire the next jolly
"Dele who won the intellectual debate?"
"Why don't you want to tell him"he chided Dotun
"Why should I tell him?Just to save him high blood pressure"retorted mockingly
"You re not fair.You better tell him.Otherwise I will not "
"Tell me who won"as ola checked his betting tickets launching hysterically to those who says manchester united did not win the match
"See you dele man UTD won the march"
"Na luck.pure luck."
"Why re you dribbling me tell me?"dele was mute and ola looked away then oba machala drew closer and provided the schocking answer
"Of course guess what "
'your enemy won"
"Why did you tell him now or you want to give him high blood pressure that prof won?"
'blackpower our prof won "
"I don't even know why he so much hate black power "
"Fortnightly we do debates here and often times he wins and there's no need to know his brilliance "
Oko oloyin in repugnant gusts pushed dele and ola to the ground.
"Haba it hasn't come to that "
"But black power doesn't play games and very good in argument hardly loose unless he chooses to dodge one"
"What do you know about him?He said it times without number."
"Leave him alone.he s the master"
"But he doesn't bet and not good in sports"
"Try him and be disgraced as he disgraced Oko oloyin"
"Hey stop it "okooloyun slapped oba machala for praising prof."and threatened to ban them from the centers should they not concentrate on playing games .
Many visits to the betting centers were for the games and a handful came as phone chargers and sometimes lucky to be saved of the phone thieves
An organized syndicate and burgeoning crime at the betting centres.
"So he still wins again?"
"What was the argument about?"
"Ferguson the greatest coach in the history of clubside football "
Dotun praises italian coaches arrigo Sachi and Giovanni trapatoni etcetera "
"Who disputed it?"
"Dotun brought the debate and praised Italian coaches.Prof just entered quelled the raging mists of debates that went on for three hours"
"But I told them let prof come you go Keep quiet if he nails the poser"oba machala had boasted
"Exactly we were surprised twenty five minutes after prof entered with his old phone plugged the charger after he heard their discussion and immediately mentioned Ferguson.Then the whole edifice of gamblers went dumb in incredible silence"
"I told Dotun.You see yourself I told you prof would debunk your lies"
Iya Ibadan a bursty lady official in the betting centre at igando behind brt working under oko oloyin
"He seems to dominate every discussion and some of the ladies drew attention to him."Chose sometimes to toast the scarlet ladies over the counter.His slow pace to approach one of the ladies some single mothers beyond greetings irked a given lady a single mother to wield against him broken bottle to venge his tardier approach at toasting ladies.Black power hardly forget that incidence.The popularity of the debates often motivated by large screen TV LG in the betting shop regularly invite argument during the watching and playing hours where spendthrifts branched to squander millions of lifetime savings on heavy gambling .
Meanwhile oko oloyun had made up his mind to chase away black power too from the complex and avert rising prosperity of debates that often go in his favor.Blackpower prior to the exit had linked one of the potential suitors to Emeka an ibo millionaire who also doubles income from betting as a mean of survival.
"Na only you know every thing they can't beat him in every discussion always the winner in every topic."iya ibadan baffled as he look intently amorous to the ibo guy introduced to her .
"So if I don't give you money you won't date me right?"
"You too argue"
"See Emeka my friend he get money he will poke you"as Emeka laughed hysterically and moved closer and iya Ibadan moved by the thought of making money from another ATM machine often the guys in the frantic lovers market.
Then another sets of debates came up now on a daily basis as freelance chargers and betters sat down to watch football matches at the peak of Ole Gunner Solkjaer as Man UTD when he won 18 matches unbeaten and given contract and then coaching performance nosedived till when Michael carrick shortly took over in a cameo,as the first English man to coach man u.The purchase of solar power gravitated black power onwards and saved him the ordeal of outside phone charging that sometimes expose phone to theft at owners risk like the inscription by oko oloyun at the center.
"Britain don't have anything na Nigeria Dem dey stealing our oil.I don't blame them I blame our leaders"
"America the world power civilised western world"another said
"They don't know how to play ball.They didn't nothing in football"
"They play nothing and simple world cup they cant win"
"Prof is around this guy have started o.Hear them prof."
"Why would I answer them ? Reply them first"
"They said england don't know how to play ball and never won world cup before?"
"You what do you think?"
"They did win world cup"
"No they did not "
"What do you mean?"
"They did not"
"You mean the country that founded foot ball has not won world cup before?"
"Chey, biggest lie of the century.Na china and Greece founded foot ball.Liars .You and your so called prof.Let him talk .He has lost this argument already."
"They re disgracing us prof answer the guy"
Prof eager to douse the derogatory remarks gave one condition"See after I give you my answer you must do one thing take your phone and google the fact let internet be our judge"
"Be our judge first you boast too much here"oko oloyun malicious with malignant tumours in his irate navel grimacing in his sit few paces away Infront the betting bazaar in an uprising of uproars
"This time prof will loose "
"Prof cannot loose hardly looses sport history and all rounder as well."
"Who no go university they call him prof?"
"He doesn't know anything.He sleeps at brt bus stop a homeless illiterate"
"Keep quiet let's hear prof" still sitting near Dotun his keen supporter.
"No china and India or Greece.England invented football.But first let me say England won world cup in 1966 in a final match where Geoff Hurst became the first person to score hatrick in a world cup final match.They played 442 pattern considered controversial at the time and the first time it was used.Ferguson popularised at old Trafford.So england invented football.Priot to the entry into england during the times of king James the first football to be played in England was the skull of a murdered thief .Prior to entry ball was being played with both hands and legs from the ancient china and Greece and elsewhere.So when it entered england the wise English men take a thorough study of the situation and separated the hands to form Rugby game and the leg separated to form the word football.So English men or england invented football "immediately he answered the first question first silence stuck at belated distance and then the eruption of anger by oko oloyun's at the center agog with bombastic appraisal and rejection and vitriolic vituperators took over .
"See prof is a liar it was Greece and china."
Googled his techno
"Which year?"as he readjusted his phone screen and sternly afix his burning visage.
"Uhmmmmm " as he struggled to catch the text
"Bring your phone let me help.Simple search they can't search and they love argument without information."
As prof collected the phone and clicked the first key word that says china and Greece invented the ball"look further down and study the dates"
"Grrttt.prof o too good"
"But I told you the same thing.Balls in those days were being played by both hands and legs.See read it "as he returned his phone "
"Then bring it again and see third keywords "clicked it and open stretch the screen towards his visages
"Do you see it?It reads 'it separated the hands to form Rugby and legs to football."Dotun also moved closer stood up on the bench as oko oloyun sat in grieve"So you be philosopher and you re not here to play game.Today I banned you from coming here"
There were uproars as prof gathered his dilapidated phone and charger and left the complex."finally you chased prof.away"
"This place will be fully dull"
"I don't know why in this country we don't want to accept the reality that someone is greater than you and more intelligent than you.Over a thousand debates prof had never lost one either he brings the argument or invited into the argument."
"Make him go we don't need him here"
"Keep quiet you dumb head"
"If you don't play games I will chase you too"as Dotun sat down quietly.
Three years after had met Emeka at the brit bus stop in the usual relaxation hours
"Emeka long we have met.How re you"
"Am fine.prof.you remember iya Ibadan you introduced me to ?"
"Of course I told her you have money that time and she will love you "
"See she loved die she get big breast we re lovers and she's my girlfriend "
"But I said it that time "they hugged and exchange pleasantries.Two weeks after
They met again.
"Prof.how far."
"Am fine.Is it true that oko oloyun impregnated iya Ibadan with two kids?"
'Na lie blatant lie.I have low battery would have dial her Is not true.We chat a lot and she complained how oko oloyun maltreated one of her friends after he befriended same girl."
"Someone told me so I was irked to confirm the story."
"Prof you have not been coming there for the usual debates .I noticed long ago."
"Oko oloyun had a fight with and told not to come there."
"I knew you were dominating the debate every time"
"I don't know where so much hatred o.Since I bought Solar prior to commencement of Bola Ahmed tinubu presidency,made it convenient for me to charge phone at home and often times leave it a home."
"See I understand the ugly situation.Do you know why Nigeria is not moving ahead?"
"Why?"
"We don't respect the brilliant ones among us and give them platform to thrive.You re journalist much more intelligent than him a thousand times and you re good in every topics.The problem with us is when we fail to accept the responsibility that someone is much brighter than you is a case study problem we much confront We have to accept reality."as he chopped the knuckle with the journalist and departed for early morning obligations.