SACRAMENT OF THE SICK.PART 1

I do not blindly believe you could live off creed?" "Oh,do i need it to get results?" "So,you dont know what do i mean by creed?" "And if i may ask?" "Your doctrine of course" "And so what?Please spare me rod of that garbage.I dont care a fig am a farmer and i live big in my farm.Go tell it to the goofs"morose strickened looked away."Oh you re farmer,you already have one like any rational element." "i dont care tell it to the mountain." "That sound sachariferous!" "Oh you punsmith a bit too." "Do you have problem with that?" "uhhmmm..." "When you observe them you re living on purpose and that's your last rites". "Yea" "You hear me that right?Your sacred wits,sacrament of the sick,your holy oil of the sick." "u mean unction divine?" "whatever" "okay okay""oh my sacrament,my liturgy,communion,baptism.Yea i have a custom.Should one does that you multiply your outcome with that viaticum.Otherwise you ll be salubrous or abrasive." "exactly.You kinda noticed custom or habbit formation brings out the estimated best in man." "You re right specifically as the prisoner of conscience,you have an ambition and ambulance to insure your risk in case you loose your head." "How does that jargon come to be?" "What if you re lullf into serendity?" "What do you mean....serendi....what?" "Thought you re a wordsmith like Soyinka?" "No,no you re nigger bugger bigger than wordsmith a punsmith the patriarch of obscuratism in the continent.You bard of alupluto lustrous than kogi" "Let the whole world judge you" "Are you gotta a nobel already?i knew that afterpart of a place in the guinness book of record." "Whatever!you mean in your research you re whisked into another impromptu discovery like Thomas Edison unveiled new discoveries in the stead of extant research that led to the discovery of electric bulb.Your might be distracted by such abnegation which could annex original interest for novel discovery that he later made.That is serend..What if you barely use new discovery well or that serendipity process,what would you

PEARL HARBOUR.PART 1

The shrinking mouse,a modest violet,sheepheaded,unbusinesslike,shimmied still at the doppelganger of the shingled sidestreet and embelished blackstreet,broached from shooting blank shivaree.Still,the shivved impale,toting,jerked and shleped by shoo,scat and hightails of Sherlock Holmes,the shogun at his county,constituency.Sometimes shortwinded,whooping,gasping,screeching,shrieking,howling,wrinkled,withdrawn and shrunken at the shuddersome shuckjives.Insulated by the Holmes,mystified,clueless,bewildered,schookest and bolixed,stroking sometimes his erried moustache and shrunk goatee,soothed himself with ballet dancers,gogodancers,showgirls and danseuses in culdesacs culdesac.Turning inwards,distress tales hangover,funfare pubs at the sympatico mobile canton,buzzed he Shiraz,Claret,Pinot,Cabernet,Savignon,Burgundy,Merlot,pickled tabletop,solace in the rustic paparazi,the shutterbugs,alehouses and fattidic sinfonietta,sibilation of the scuzzbagged chorus girls,bunnies,kittens and sometimes guffaws,anecdotes and

WADING BIRDS.PART 1

Vicarious earthlings vestured by victorian vicissitudes on the prowl,Should i lend my sentry to the watercourses like the foxes and the owls,my apothegm shall breathe voraciously."Oh i implore you whitehope and whitelivered,art is melodious,art is melodrama"Why recriminations hurled at your candour of rectilinear rectitude? Your redhanded redhot species,a broken reed,reeved by redolent redtapism reduplicates heresies.Your redhand redhot,a broken gong,wacky redcap galled by whacking refrain of recurrent recusance at red light district,To devour reductioadabsurdum of the waning redlight.Your reef knot,squareknot will not recuperate,nor to recrudescence lessened should you gone berserk your arts blemished in refulgency,in regalia with pompousity. How a regiment so tisomaniac the coronated its with unbriddled reification of the carnal reinforcement,reintergrates achiles heel's unindemnified ado.That reimburses and relapses with impunity stuck upon its hilarious dunghills of reinforced reincarnate.Hellbent upon this cadence,time kills faster with karma than be reprehended or remedied with flagelating frangibility of the mortal`s punitive expedition.Time reminiscences and rhapsody of golden memoirs,slavish offender`s guilt,remounts karma with rendezvous.Oft a rendezvous slingshot,a remote control of time`s remedies barely tarries.Rent strike,retrospective conscience caveat,repel your repugnant repine and seafaring altar reimburses sissified and sitting ducky earthlings rentfree equity and libertas.May the willynillied folks frozen beneath war of nerves and warcry not wager time's virulence,not to repose in gallantry,dime a dozen temporal taint to scoff the apostate nor its recluse to repudiate tendentious retribution. Shall we repulse into the remorseless punitive garb of time's bruising arrows palatable or not its reckoning bequest nor patrimonial residue forecast? Reticence and retrospection time's furious tides,retroverted and

OPEN CONSCIENCE AND SUSTAINABLE GOVERNANCE

Governance is open conscience and only truth can heal it-author. We are bestowed with open conscience of social mores and quite etchinated fact to eschew its significance in the primordial tradition of social order and social stability.The uniqueness of social capital via cultural contract is quite demystified in the developing societies and speaks volume about the esoteric haermohage catapulted by the obsession of political and social instability prevalent in third world societies.We do not spare either the advanced societies of spanking and remediation given the objective comprehensibility of our burgeoning novel research methodology maneavred in this context requires a relative biblio-surgical organic and inorganic process meiosis. However,the strategic intergration of leadership alone does not quite seem rational option and to be so otherwise fathomed or predisposed to exonerate followership is quite puerile and preliterate given the fact for the upteenth time it is the substructure Given the fact that it is the substructure or soil texture upon which leadership as the superstructure component of the socioeconomic system is built depends on the utmost welfare or rational wherewithal of leadership.Obviously unfair leadership prejudice does not objectively unveil the magnitude of this berated and much maligned fact.Quite peculiar and quixotic that the mordern age cariously disputes the beleaguered fact with stark indiference to unveiling the moral rebuke and unfair caricature of open intransigence with which it endows this critical bias attributed to moral decline that catalyses the bane for moral failure of sustainable governance in the troubled region.We are not appaled to endorse and appreciate likely moral awakening and remediate the organic rebuke of open fact being the tedious option available at securing moral input and quality outcome that must be appended by those who know.Given that the character of trust and sustainable capacity building could be tardier to reach maturity. in the muddy waters of governance and governance practices respectively.A method of fair and equitable information flow could prevent moral distrust betwixt leadership and followership spheres,invariably a forerunner of social stability in meticulous climes. Truth according to Uthman Dan Fodio'is an open wound`and quite saddening organically when under siege by those who ought to know and so spite desire to know.The fairness of fair hearing to accelerate unbriddled information flow and the legal framework to assist the immanent social interaction to attain this goal is somewhat interrogated and a loophole for bucaneers of justice to exploit the irresponsible option,subconsciously passed as subjective verdict to the assumed innocent parties.We are emboldened to reprimand falsehood as open conscience when truth is assailed and chronically under siege with no available option in sight to obtain redress from unfair climate that nations and individuals find themselves.The inherent atrophy of open conscience and truth where defenders of realm are grossly missing or inadequate calls for mortgage of societal equity and justice.Human,social and political prejudice feeds perfectly as critical contributor towards periodical dismemberment of social stability.Partial information flow at one end,information flow is enabled and at other end of critical tunnel,it is cut off.World politics as world history extremely complex and intertwined provides a fertile soil for richer debate and invariably strategic alliance of parties though justified often enable partial information heavily politicised given the fact both selfpreservation or protection of political interest as well as conflict of interest occur paripasoo to favour balkanised parties. Consequently divisive pluralism lulls into social and political instability.Frankly speaking it does not require a rocket science to ensure moral reawakening from both parties.Otherwise,lack of objective consensus and chronic disability of social capital plagued with extreme moral erosion making it difficult to break the stalemate and therefore lengthens the corosive lacuna.This aggravates the tardier nature of dispute settlement and legal freedom.The complex nature and world history of extreme social,political and economic instabilities invariably stems from some parties taking sides in the context of threat from opposing assymetry,catapulting undesirable propensities of divisive pluralism.To assume that unseen ends justifies the means in the customised polarity of balkanised open conscience portends graver injustice for welfare of social stability whthout with man as endangered species confronted with inalienable proof of extinction.Understanding the complex politics of power market,power market theories and allied periodical adjustment gives us an overview of world power market direction how power is shared and distributed among polities and economies for a just,equitable and fair world order.When we rebuke open conscience an equitable sense of fairness is rebuked and not realising that truth is subjective erode and abused.To those who claim a right might no longer be justified to claim the right and those who supposedly otherwise were declared wrong might no longer be wrong.Truth is relative not necessarily objective and never subjective,much more supplanted by effect rather causes. The extreme polarity portends graver concern.The insularity of open conscience is a pointer of social stability that ordinarily insures the utmost welfare of social order.Moral assumption makes organic justice looks so much trivial,obscene and dirty and tend to smuggle behind backled door balkanised justice.With strategic evidence moral assumption riding on the backheel of human prejudices defeats objective sense of equity and fairness in mordern age.Global society is under siege of assymetric institutional isolatry that is a hero worship to the detriment of those they the opposing parties hate and we are disenfranchised to rebuke the critically insensate majority against the solemnities of sparsely distributed cerebral.A good sense of justice comes from equalitarian minds,mentored by organic learning though it requires heavier doses of information flow to break even.World civilisation in general was cultured by complicated transitory web of inorganic learning but also interestingly acultured at most critical period has its own comeuppance and at every twist and turns of historical evolution the uniqueness of mass learning was better appreciated where organic learning by and large saved the world from the most ridiculous part of history.Epistemologically,organic learning tends to emulsify fair learning functioning under the critical alibi of autonomous psychology.Psychoanalytically,it is inapposite for prejudiced psyche to pass verdict and defeats critical essence of a bonafide axiom.Moral encumbrances are invariably rebuked by collective objectivity of pristine arts not divulged from stark realities when fortunately colonised by organic learning.The chemistry of political and social reaction

A FOOTBRIDGE SNIPPET.PART 4

munching queen at the poolside,piggy took a pew,threw clarts at Aluplutans,threw them much nark,disconsolate ire and muchrake avalanche.To embark on brasstacks evade eluded him he on cassocks and casque,decked over his temple,trounced at the bewilderment of heavily fortified castellated fort's portcullis a barricaded causeway from the parapet and the drawbridge ,gallivanting over the castle's serene moat.His gut's castigate of the cast iron locks by fifth columnists buffoons,unboarded him caravan for the moat's swin to glide the battlements'bailey and battlement's vertiginous stroll to the barbican.There was sedentary carnage with the garrison men at arms compeled to capitulate at the cavalry of his dexterity.Pooled carcasses into the moat,with their cheesecloths,clothed himself and masqueraded as barbican guard.Now landed he a walloping wallow in on his waltzing wallah feet in poolside proximity caressed with queen and mermaids whose tipsy were oblivious of tacit invasion.The pendulum swung of the imposing

A FOOTBRIDGE SNIPPET.PART 3

as nuisance value for the pecking order.Alas,Abesian palace annexed.Pyrates at the nullah,to whisk holy icunabulam pentagram away and the crown's carcass.Disguise at the monolith for a brownstudy of the annexed castle.theft of Holy icunabulum erodes her imperial majesty yet she queendom reigns.Make haste before dusk".Like the golden boy's vignette,moonstruck with similitudinous monochrome,moped little,resuscitated mooring to mom over the palace morid morass.The golden feet of the moss grown mother carey's kitchen whose motif was nourished at the monolith,for the mothballs'sentry incentivised motherwit the vengeful spite of motheatened reprisal.Hid in the moat,struck in earnest,mogged and mowed down a mobsters' trio in mufti at the monolith's patrol.A swashbuckling muffler,a mousetrapped mountaineer now stood above the garrison,peeped palaces moving pictures'beneath."Nope never neverland.Odalisque's not niggard's sphinx,bravo".Behold he the outrageous mulcting and munching queen at the poolside,piggy took a

A FOOTBRIDGE SNIPPET.PART 2

volleyed from the dark behind.Her footprint flouncing the footpath to exit the folkway.She a thriller footsure,a regalia fntworth,was bullied for a foothold,in a footpound with the folketymology of the forbidden ground:'Prithe you o damsel had the footpads came into town?'Nobled he her forbidden fruit rekindled at the night hawked jungle of the forcemajeure.Nightingales chirping beautiful songs of the amazon far away on the eve of nobblese oblige's ninedays wonder.Nippily she wobbled and retreated,doughed with her empirical nitrates,to nitpick the nonced no man's land.'Monsieur nosyparker,you nomad at Alupluto,how dare you,a forbidden ground?'He pulled off the hijab'Nope,introvert aluplutan northwest River abesi.`"Waow,a noisome no go area,behive of dissidents and mutineers,oh dalai lama prithee my soul's salvation.''She supplicated mothernature a benediction in a curfewed hours of tragicomedy.'' ''Not yet in town?"reiterated."Northwards turned they monotonous and you here nose around as nuisance value for

A FOOTBRIDGE SNIPPET.PART 1

Hardly had he alighted in full fling from the dromedary munitioned with switchblade did he spot a flibbertigibet a disconsolate protege a geisha girl of arabian pyrates and fifth columnists.A floorshow revel,flighty,forlorn floozy,highland fling,flimsily trodded and flounced her mercurial nocturnal escapade in the duck of footloose riverie.Not at ease with floodlit streets,opened the floodgate at the floating bridge as the flybynight flop of her electrified feet flinty flipflopping the footloosed footbridge.Ducked with bouquet of flowers,grandiloquent embroidery of flowerpot and flowerbed on the east side flushed with breathing corolla and piebald species.Crocus,hollyhock,hibiscus,geranium,iris, breezily fondling in the flower garden,daisy,sunflower,cow slip,rose,forgetmenot,fuchsia,passionflower,runnerbean and daffodils threshed in the folkway of followmyleader and petals of roses danced from the rear,in their folliages like a bit of fluff.Like a footman,in a footfault footfallen,at forbidden degrees volley

ST.BLUE QUEER STREET.PART 3

barley wine and not with a tenthfoot pole,did they barndance with bassoons and strumpets in the ramshackled gothic bordelos.Waow,that an attic of a barometer to bargepole the banana republic's idiosyncracies a lion's den of haggard dreamland beanpoles and bedraggled bedridden beast of burdens.Bedlam at their beck and call,bedaubed with beetroot's red,not beholden to make a belicose beeline a belted earl of nirvana.Benumbed motherwit,motherearth was beneficent aloof.Bessotted bersert had courted a belted earl in vain to the bestiality of bestrewed horses,playing affiances with the Arabian pyrates.Billygoats as nannygoats in the nebulous goatskins,a blizzard of blindspots,blackmagic,bloodmoney billy os,blabbermouthf blackspots honey combed in midday sun.Bumper to bumper bumptious bungholes,slothful did a bunk much farthest.Tis the bullyboy's bull eye bullish bumps,vintage assholes beneath bunted drew graffitis in trenchwarfare.Buzzards threshed upon buzzards to buttonhole golden morn's grand finale.Let me the

ST.BLUE QUEER STREET.PART 2

Salacious salacity.Morrow clears its sedate cloud there were no clampdowns and clamps at the clarinetists'clangour.Cleanshaven,cleanlimped cleverdicks cling to the melodious cline.That she cappers to closet where adumbrated company bunkered manners swung to the concave condone.Machismos drowned on crimson lake frigging cerulean sky could not contend and plucky crows thus began:"Who would bite this cherry?"fussypot clarinetist quelled playing the fusillade."Across the arrays of stonehearted psychopaths,who loathed fiasco greedily and the table of either benign or malevolent,bloodhungry,tipsomaniac lumberjacks,sentinels in their infuriated but ebullient cozy glamour,solemn gazes,blue darkened eyes,pelted with sunshine and the own silhouettes,whispering air through the deadwood,feet of exterior steps,gallivanting lugubrious.Wore she splendiferously with barrette her bespoke leotard with black mantilla of ferocious shadow dimmed the luster of her blondehair,trampled seashells scooped from the hills at River

ST.BLUES QUEER STREET.PART 1

Tubular bells ring impetuously from the ashheaps,meteorc vapours stupendous stupefied,morning garlands frozen from the antartica snow.Misty roads wrung into culdesac bade adieu to golden morn,roosted bedevilled sands of times frizzled into imponderable space had adumbrated pounces on adulterate adventitious to adulate the jigsaw conundrum.Ageless aftermath decrepit peregrinatory winces betoken frozen fields.Agent provocateaur!Agent provocateaur!Crowns dissidents with silvermoon.What a stench of an aesthetics,what sordid affix they lay affiances to afficianados,vulgarian fraction,gregarious birds of passage,hewers of woods who swore allegiance to motherearth,that it may motherwit the allegory in sordid allergy of almond eyed abstinence.All get outs on all fours,almshouses smoke aloft,alpined by voracious rents,ambulances deathknell and alloyed almoners,egalitarian alpha and omegas.They lay bare ambivalent ambience of Alupluto's st.blue queer street,to suffocate ambrosia ampersand silver moon.A shinx of silver

A LOVER'S HUNTER.PART 2

Salacious salacity.Morrow clears its sedate cloud there were no clampdowns and clamps at the clarinetists'clangour.Cleanshaven,cleanlimped cleverdicks cling to the melodious cline.That she cappers to closet where adumbrated company bunkered manners swung to the concave condone.Machismos drowned on crimson lake frigging cerulean sky could not contend and plucky crows thus began:"Who would bite this cherry?"fussypot clarinetist quelled playing the fusillade."Across the arrays of stonehearted psychopaths,who loathed fiasco greedily and the table of either benign or malevolent,bloodhungry,tipsomaniac lumberjacks,sentinels in their infuriated but ebullient cozy glamour,solemn gazes,blue darkened eyes,pelted with sunshine and the own silhouettes,whispering air through the deadwood,feet of exterior steps,gallivanting lugubrious.Wore she splendiferously with barrette her bespoke leotard with black mantilla of ferocious shadow dimmed the luster of her blondehair,trampled seashells scooped from the hills at River

A LOVER'S HUNTER.PART 1

Gaunt she chambermaid calicoed with camiknickers the calypso,she danced on the camberous broth.Bickering camouflage on the calories dancing the swinging companiles and chimes at camaraderie with her candela.Canapes and canneloni slipped off her butterfingers,candid candelabra and candlesticks glittering the nocturnal cannonade and cannonballs like canisters,the euphonium and cacophony of bursting horns.Not drooping capers,charleston and cantovers like capillary gravity,capriccio swung her riffle to ignition.Carafe swooped off her maschismo cesspit himself stuck upon chaiselongue at the carpentry of carousal as if struck with catatonic cataracts of the cavernous carol.And to the cemetery of vociferous cenotaphs,celerity with censor bred not his cedar tongue.Chasm of a chef d'oeuvre to grin like a cheshire cat libido's chiaroscuro at grand cherry.They lit up his chin,chubble frame adonis chucked at hips fondle of the cinderella with circlet to the circadian cipher that she chuckled to cinders at his salacious

A BESPOKE DOUBTING THOMAS AT RIVER ABESI.PART 8

Gavel in their closet kindled in reverse dubbed trot outs spunned manifold triplicates.By midnight had gone gaga summoned barbarians to the forest truck farms,pulled by gravity of tubthumpers'demagoguery.Temporaneously trumped the last trump,cymbals and trumpets hardly dampen the tumults'tumescence and metrocity uproars'gallivanting.In the twinkling of an eye,there was a turning point.A triplicate?A turncoat?A golden boy by fatherhood was stunned by the ultrasonic,ultramarine,ulterior and ultraviolet typhoon gripping the plains.Perceived he Aluplutans from the breadline,evaded waterspouts,out of the seesawed pitfalls of the saturnalia boats,balkanised tyros trumpet jubillant hills."Hurrah uncrowned kings and queens"chanted in the triplicate his ecstatic pen,the golden chance of uncharted forest.Did overplay his hands for the handful apostles'engross to summon contagious hardihood.A cubicle upon which the textured earth threw up the golden boyish patriarch,for the golden age chivalry annointed when fishmonger.

A BESPOKE DOUBTING THOMAS AT RIVER ABESI.PART 7

Cadence summoned,coagulated a derisive nuance in aftermath of charybdis cancerous honeymoon,with which he stippled Alupluto at silvermoon.A solitaire by nature's spectrum will suffice it to sourdough jubilant hills.No longer vent he his spleen on starry eyed gypsies and the sporadic quixotic friction spouting Alupluto.Once a theatregoer relished the melifluous theatrics of the tranced velocity,nails him with the therapeautics of its theosophy.He scribbles:'Are they the pretentious sapiens,a gregarious birds of passage not thespians like contortionists,conjurers,jugglers,acrobats,glove puppet and marionette at the proscenium and scenery?Are they not too directors and gangway generalissimo overlooking the stage from the yonder spotlight balcony and box,to borrow a clue?Shall we gloss off existentialism as gobbledygook,what wretched souls that we are.`He dubbed a triplicate of the scraggly scrap heap,in the morn at River Abesi,trotted them to fellow obstreperous fishmongers who plight his troth.Their gavel in

A BESPOKE DOUBTING THOMAS AT RIVER ABESI.PART 6

mutant by sentinel with sealegs caroled by triumphant hills.Quite a quirky umbrage to behold!Piscatory merchants trapped with the seine with which they riparians.Aluplutans self assertive,self absorbed and self assured when sunset fell rose the sunrise with sedition and the seapirates and the fifth columnists drowned in the net.Thraldom fled.In the flickering reel,klieglight fell they bickered with Scylla and Charybdis,played the seesawed.He was shuddered and the seance vamoosed eternity into imponderable space.As if scotchscape,the sellotaped tongue fell off,awoke and stood up trembling,pulsing and pulsate,to heave the hypnotic sign of the phantasmagoriac hangovers.In the tranced friction,a wraithful cadence was with sforzando played shellshocked and his tongue slipped.'A sightseer!A bespoke doubting thomas no more.O thraldom fell o thraldom fled.Eureka!`With bombarded vertigo,he reminisced the silhouette,the eponymous snapshot and silical texture of the tranced catapult.The pointblank statuesque cadence

A BESPOKE DOUBTING THOMAS AT RIVER ABESI.PART 5

Intermittently at fifth columnists'affront did he himself rile apart at the prolegomena.Like an open letter contemplating the free verses pouted the potpouris,dislodged from the backwaters to postulate the primrosed horizon:'How could we the scenic shifters`scoundrels and betternoire not doped by free verses literattis' sloth to muse?How did we not at this riverbed not quarrantine to drown them leaguers and reprobates,doubting thomases off board?`Regurgitated his scourge at contemplative scowl and thrown overboards scraps.Scraggly scrapheap of the free verses scurrilous seafaring seabird at sedate seabed atoned with manic depression,unseated,scythed the night away and back to pyllon the cavehouse. SCYLLA AND CHARYBDIS:Wobbling heels taken off this perplexity of scurvy scutcheon,took the staircase,fell upon couch,coalscuttled and somnolent.The seaborne seascaped trance scuds the whole shooting match grit he ethereal plane seasick on the seashore,met him a seance,burst at the seams of cyclonic clairvoyance.A

A BESPOKE DOUBTING THOMAS AT RIVER ABESI.PART.4

in the candled dark.Flimsily,whistling philharmonic in sforzando and rallentando as if flageolating his nimbling nightline.The adjacent sea to the river hardly famished,a seaborne quintessence of species floodtide.A divertisimentoed melange of lungfish,haddock,salmon,roach,pike,eel,trout,catfish,carp,mackerel,herring,sardine,cod,dogfish,anchovy,sole,plaice and halibut.Nourished ecosystem rejoices with staples,tuna,shark and seashore seahorse farthest aboard.Not a toilsome ploughing torpedo of hebdomadal and diurnal embargo,to spur avocation recess,shores berthed with flagships.Ricocheted in fiasco at this freeverse did he first safety cudgel.Still parsimoniously ransacked in reverse its motheaten oracle to annex and contract obfuscation at River Abesi's eve.Too tardy to wedge and too subtle to wade.The monkeywrenched annex had safety valve slothed them in,honeymooners,moneygrubbers,quidocrats,lucremongers,tipsomaniac and sadomasochists a flybynight.Intermittently he did himself rile apart at the prolegomena

A BESPOKE DOUBTING THOMAS AT RIVER ABESI.PART 3

Dare you not ill will,prophylaxis held at your stead deposition and bade you farewell.Parrots shall no longer be parrots,parrot fashion's parsimonious to growl parish pump politics with Alupluto`s parrot cry.A prophylaxis to succour resurfaced.Parenthesis,wrenched upon this burnishing glide sempiternal abide,no more a dissident club of assholes shall Alupluto be to break the parole.Warclouds thump into war cry!War slogan thumps into battlefields!And they shall war and ahead of them to the respite shall arise the golden boy to salvage from the trenchwarfare."The sweeper himself a fisherman,a prognathous fishmonger aloof,still at inglenook,on the fink,fed his riparian rights and ducked them in a scrumptious gourmet of finnan haddock,fish and chips,drunk like a fish,fishmongering at noon with fishing tackle,fishing rod in limbo behind laid in limbo strobelight and flambeau.Spoused by fishwife and gluttonous fishplate welded to gourmand his nightlight away at the honeymoon of nightlife overlooking the river in

A BESPOKE DOUBTING THOMAS AT RIVER ABESI.PART 2

Hewers of wood floating impalables a hookah of jilted incandescent whereon silvermorn could not hoodwink.Fearless fauxpass,their accoutrement van decked,lummoxes in their parlous luminous paint,low comedies for the lumberjacks.So,soon had heinous deadwood grimaces ducked them flee,low pitched frankeinstein lumped now in the throat,forever,keep a low profile.Macabre dances dawn till dust and primrose way in reverse,circuitous in circumference of lunatic fringes'lustrous heaps raving in metrocities,mad hopping Aluplutans.With malice aforethought they shot machine gun malfeasance out of limbo,malleable mammies in their mammoth bore a potbelly indescribable,inexpressible,downwind with the first principles."O first principles may your printer's inks never dry!And in your printing press prithe thee let the blue funk forever depart."Dipped in gall this prissy propelling pen had propitious exclusive for prophylaxis".'Sure a howler's curative to glide over the hump,down to earth at Alupluto.Hepochondria!hypochondria!!

A BESPOKE DOUBTING THOMAS AT RIVER ABESI.PART 1

Behold the Chimney sweeper out in thump.Had he now a caveman not rumbling over this bard's monologue broached at Inglenook,ruminating the oddysey of a tree hopper at loggerheads with Alupluto's grappling hook for silver moon?His ingest was superceeded by iniquitous memoirs as inviolable monolocuter that he bore Aluplutans'ingot to pensively monologue the cacophonous,dramatis personae down at heels,down and outs,downcasts of the cold douche,stranded in the downer's turbulent downdraughts,mangled in their bellyaching drapes.What a rivel of downtoearth to speak off forty to the dozen,damn drastic drogue for doubting thomases and of the blackest dye locked up with dyslexiac ruinous syndrome.But blue funk jones,o a bouquet for the easygoing doubting thomases'bevy.Had i not lay embargo upon this glide of drogue parachute wonted by cerebral infantile paralysis for mine empyreal heights'ectasis?Fastidious interlopers on rampage at interface and stampeded.Irremediable ,irreligious and cadence irresolute.Hewers of wood

AUGEAN STABLE.PART 7

's moan for a countersink.Credulous lonely journey to the jerusalem!His tangential cue not to deprecate to the cubic cryptics ledgered with desert spites across the dingy streets and crybabies this deleterious homilies,devil's advocates burst scribbled notes beyond cryptogram.Dime a dicken dime a dozen dindong doddles his docilic dock's docket,fired from doldrum as mutant dogtrots the boobstraps and lo alights vertex.Would he ever race like a poddle a pekinese,a chow and a collie?Would he ever race like an Afghan a husky or a borzoi?Sound infantile like a bulldog?But pretty much like a greyhound,a cheetah pated distance on the back with artless ease.Urchin 's stable to the augean's romance,moonlight struck and vertiginious creeps for the launderer's soap and mopping stick.His golden bolted not too dampy to bereave acrimonious antecedence raped for the credulous dusk.Stuck to the glossy hole of caricature,a globule rose from the gloams of gloamings to the glimerrings'glimmers,gling,glinting,glinted to the

AUGEAN STABLE.PART 5

a charioteer beyond his cavalier viscousity bade cheerio on the charabanc to the charnelhouses for introspective chef d'oeuvre.Carnages hurled on the carnage froth him gore to cheep not cognizant of sporadic chickenboxes and chil.brains.He him and nature chinwaging not like chinless wonder of chickenfeed cavaliers,chirpily chiseled mothernature's awe of psychotic vagrant chisellers and pyrates of freedom.Brutish nature his chaperon stoop to grease him off dilletantes'brook and the holypiety his cicatrices'cinders circumvented.Clamourous clambers on the civvy streets arcadian rythms of the clodhoppers,clammy and clambakes did him frizzle.To the coagulants of the cockcrows should they creep beyond crepuscular,crescendo cremated and compelingly detached and ever amiss,creepycrawlies,crosspatches,crabgrasses too dank barely held at cragy's length in clumpers and clutches as cubbers to warm the cockleshells.Crevasses in a crevice to whom such cataleptic credo dawdles a fugitive to the scornful cheeks,an eternity's

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of petulant memoirs,bosseyed,boohoos.Borderline boomerang on the botch,bosun bop yells bootless.To plait this penitent horsepower,brassmonkey breaches boodles and brimful bright diseases brighten.The bard croons as the wind croons,o the bard croons as the winds blow crosswise this quirky critters where the shepherd's crook cruses.Denude this dyke of devil-may-care censure,dillydally switches dirtytricks,disarmament disemboweled.Bucolic buffers buffet buckled augean stable's ensnare.Buggered brown student,a boy's broth,browned off his bruises,with the budhist apparition not twerked it as if bugaboo,a camouflage clowned as burlesque to buzz him a buttonhole of this ominous cadence.To fire the cannonade,artful callisthenic of callous cabbage went to sleep as captious whims and caprices slothed him dire.Capricious capitulation,a fugitive to nurse cascade's cartridges.A carte blanche to razzmatazz his casus belli of cast iron's carthorse and catapult mutation.Waow a cauldron,a causecelebre!A cloture for themutant

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antecedential catalogues,to carouse memoirs,carresed by cat's paw where carnages'cauldron was ornamented by arcadian prowling of furtive but carefree carnivores in the perilous circumference.Memoirs stuck like a clumpet with case history,enrobed with cassocks his mouth dunked with casseroles the castaway in a maroon island intermittently shook boodle like agama lizard.A catalysis with introspection catcalls at the casus bellis and cat and mouses of the carefree canibalists.Lynxes,Jaguars,Jackals,Cheetahs,Cougars,Otters,Stoats,weasels,minsks,Polar bears,Hyenas,grisly bears,ferrets,tigers,leopard,siamese cats as the angora cats as the persian cats as the manx cats,the badgers and the skunks,wolves and foxes clumped darwining jungle marred with fittest fiddles.Like a catatonic catburgars predated causecelebre from the sunrise pawn to the sunset carouse.Cavemen and savages in the brook of mordernity.Beneath this cavalry of encumbrance works like a charm,to lay chargrin of the ethnocentric ethnography.Now a

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Assiduous he prowls the mopping vapor vaporizes asphyziated aspen to asseverate the atomic pile he a nuclear reactor the smashhit stratagem.And voila,au fond as volley,did he volley catapult aufait.He did marroon the brouhaha to knit the brows and browbeat carthasis to buttonhole damp squip.Not his fury's broth to brook and brunt borne buckling down to buck across the bulging rubicon.Bucked?His budhism cleft him romance with buddies.Bullheaded machismo trounced for the bumper crop.He lays amidst bulrushes,belicose bulwark in turpsyturvy's crenelated times whereof his kinky introspective bunk ups allays him venom to butch acme.A burnt offering burped him to burnish bulging burgeon.Waow,thence was begun he to bunt strategem.Come here you buskers,bustards o land birds,o butterfingers,bystanders,cabbages in the rendezvous make no moan to calabash your cadavers.Take muse,take cognoscenti from this camaraderie not to carp your carbuncle but kindles his caricature.Cataract at a furlong drew him slingshot at the

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for the mutant.Connoiseurs were school from the punditry of dilletantes.Caveat emptor:cease and desist from Colonel blimp when he comes to town with the comedy of manners,lest ye be coact,coerce with him.Sometimes urchins'fret with cisterns of costermongers and grocers,bartenders,barbarians quite coughed him in trapped lionine couchant drew him scorn of funk at the gregarious chants.Funnybusiness funnyboned but urchins crossbed stone the crows as morning cockcrows.Evade him furore at a furlong,of a fuddyduddied cumudgeon a bargepole fucking fool.Hence defrost him as gnome'n`zurich for golden morn.Mortal foibles denigrate this humour to deport deeds of deringdo for hollow dickens.Did he a dobbin desecrate this doctrinaire for a ghoul of banana republicans?Scorned somewhat the dickens gliding the lilies.Did my harpoon grotty for the whales?Did he pour libation to the gods to cart away this archipelago of smashhit?Will i not draw my archer to arrogate myself the compeling art nouveau himself as the arbiter?

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Amuck drew his amperage,angst of amplitude angling to lever ever and anon ancticlockwise cruises of antiheroic antiques.Apathetic appeasement of arcadian archetypical.He slew his archery and angling armlet could not him pacify.Weakneeds behind the arras,askewed aspersion asphyziated.Assault and battery astringent astray.Read ye asterisk,the astrology and the auguries of the augusts,this whale of time his aweinspiring and awestruck aversion bemused.Baleful bairns,this invidious plains of bar sinisters and heinous baulks encroached,barnacles of barrack,bearded lions in dens,beaumonde bedraggled,beetlebrows bellyaches,bestiality bewails not their bethels bestrode betrothed,bestrew betrothed,bijous in bigwigs'bigheaded,bibulous blackmagic bivouac,blast furnaces of bleached blandishment and bootleggers,blast off with blameworthy where grinding mills of blarney,streets blitz unbowed.Blow by blow,bloodsport,blueribboned at the bluff,blubbered at the boardwalk.Boathouse his venturesome and bonkers boob his bootstraps