An Ode to Oratorical Despicables

This hunting navel rumbles the bard into the jungle of wilderness ramblings.Utterly studious to the terse tenets and passionate demands of an argumentative machine,the newstand was agog once again as it were in the critical potpourri of its diurnal rituals and boisterous expedition.The farcical cheeks of a bloke an avantgarde 's parvenu drove them wild ecstasy this time around a coxswain of intemperate goof marooned by his own malice of holier than thou probity to assume fiendish discussants were nothing but a peregrinatory verbose gallons of greymaterised spendthrift,vacuous heretics and nebulous orator in their own godforsaken times punctured for somewhat inglorious conversation.To assume the manifold insanity of fellow debaters as florid as buffoonish cramps to the incensed eulogy of his unkempt wit writ large by serendipity winced should be nothing a vile redound of the biggest understatement of the century.And thus he began when he says:

"You badly needed deliverance and tell your pastor ghandi your new soun of Ogbomosho to deliver you."

"That whoever opposes you must be butchered your body language says so.Here in your wildest goof you abhor dictatorship not much less too in oratorical language and conversation to elicit clement verdict passed on your personality and endorse your rationality of the rebuke of fellow dictator to the pardonment of your own unquenchable insanity at endorsement of same oratorical despotism sound so much puerile and infantile that u re the worst dimwit of the century ".

"And so what with your rubbish grammar,you need deliverance "

The spirit of debates is unquenchable and the sin of the later stood impenitently aroused:

"That Nigerians should learn martial arts and be able to defend themselves "so reads the caption of a newspapers in the early morning dew of ravenous newstand debates.The monitoring vendor Sunday stood like a rock of Gibraltar gluttonously focused on her paper trade with the egregious inclemency of adamantine that any pick up of the paper must be congruously cabbaged with immediate effect to the unscrupulous distress of most free readers in their impoverished pocket.Yet he keeps his bombastic appraisal like the monitoring spirit of julius Caesar to the worship of....'give what is Caesar's to Caesar's...."

"Does it make sense to defend yourself in the face of flying bullets? Otherwise you ll be wasted in broad daylight by inclement triggers of the men at arms."he rebuked fellow discussant the bard as quint of nonentity who winced in the defense.

"Even with  mere rage, rays and rains of bullets,if you were that good in martial arts,you find it picky at far distance;for you were also trained with the competent skills of dodging.Hence dodging too is art or more or less a science that can be mastered."

And lo before he could say jack the gibberish and gewgaw from the foul mouth of the scumbags and maggots chiefly the avantgarde 's parvenu raged like a chilling fog and blanketed the discussants and suffocated by more than idiom closure in this rationalistic closure who barely the scorn and rebuff of his own imperious prejudice.

"You risk instant death should you try it against army at gunpoint"

"Haven't you watch manifold copies of pyrated Chinese films to see for yourself that it is possible and indeed can be good in the skill of dodging and not just at far or close range but diggings your arts in dodging in general ranging from knife,sharp objects,of any shapes hurl at you,even blows , or sticks or swords ,quite affordable for a good dodger."

"You must be imbeciles now I know you need deliverance and your problem is not ordinary."

Most cerebral folks agree with him as they depart  the newstand in the context of normal African mentality.He seemingly suffocated from the tolerance of rebuke and inclement despot towards other alien views yet chastised bad governance in his own country to rub under carpet his own sinister of argumentative intolerance.

Birds of the same feathers flock later they met at brt newsstands and when first sighted the debating fiend saluted him"professor Black power" who had resisted him with the same braggadocio spirit of oratorical despotism who had cavorted his intellectual prowess much better than kongi in depth and custom yet much less in obscurity of history due dearth of published works and probably a whooping eight hundred unpublished books and yabbed them earlier with uncommon bombardment of poetic license.Had launched affront in the much earlier "do you have poetic license like Soyinka?Do you have one ?Try first before you can face me".

Now at brt bus stop igando this time hardly had the banter began that he was bombarded with rebuke again and the despot recall again the martial arts debate and much the same with the fellow accomplices that long shared acrimonious remarks of the bard ,birds of the same feathers recalled their bitterness with the bard.They also recalled in the prior argumentative items that the bard sounded so foolish and stupid to say that eighty percentage of Nigerian states with the exception of nine oil rich states and Lagos are technically non viable and bankrupt.

"States in Nigeria eighty percent of them unviable technically bankrupt."

"You must be mad"

What brought the argument met on the ground by oratorical despot that for the last five or six months a journalist had interviewed Bode George who provided facts and figures to the facts that Adelekes in osun state had been paying civil servants salaries in the broke state for the last five or six months or thereabouts.

"Bode George liar.It was a lie told by a popular liar and not possible.No one individual can pay the entire civil servants salaries of a state in Nigeria and not go broke himself his money go finish.You must be mad.You need deliverance ."says a long time fiend of the bard 

"Yeah he needs deliverance"

"Don't you get it when we say the states are technically non viable yet they wanted to create additional thirty one states . Fifty seven states in Nigeria of less than three hundred million people and landmass of less than a million SQ km,compared to america of fifty two states of 9.5 million SQ.km?Does it sound rational?"

"I tell you you need deliverance and I don't know where you hear your story adelekes paying civil servants salaries in osun state my home state a disgrace to us"

"The state is broke".

"What do you mean?"

"They plunged her into debt of 300 billion naira during aregbesola administration.At a time when the money was deducted from federation account only fifty million naira was sent to the state coffers."

"Is it that bad?"

"Nothing in osun state.They Ve mortgaged their future.This challenge compelled adelekes to become governor sponsored by his brother's finance coupled with decease of the first governor of osun state isiaka murdered by same political opponents put them into a vantage position."

"No individual can do that rubbish his money will dry up."

"Don't mind him that's the way he argued."

"I told him he needs serious deliverance "

"What does that mean?"

" That is bode George opinions "

"You mean bode George was lying in that interview that Adelekes were paying salaries?You mean that is opinion and not the facts?"

"That is his own opinion "

"I told you don't mind him he needs deliverance."

"I was shocked with your level of education you still could not differentiate between opinions and statistics and to say the head of PDP in south west was literally lying briefing a veteran journalist of over forty years of service in the media tantamount to nothing but calumny and traduce on the glorious service he had offered to the betterment of this media industry and the nation then I think is something indefinitely tarnishing."

"That is your headache"

The despicable trio amidst a sitful in the brts bus stop metal chair often for relaxation where most times at evening times bobtails confered for blatant debates and intolerable arguments among the selected hoipoloi's.

The rants and ranters from the scumbags rimmed the putrid smells of the atmospheric fantasy.