October 29, 2025

The Assembly Required



The following play by the blogger ibikunle Abraham laniyan is a one-act comedy in the style of contemporary, naturalistic theater. It is set in a confined location with a small cast and focuses on a single incident, making it suitable for a new playwright or a small theater production. The dialogue is designed to feel authentic and conversational, with interruptions and small tangents that add realism.



The Assembly Required


Characters:

ANNA: A meticulous, high-strung woman in her late 20s.
MILES: A laid-back, overly confident man in his late 20s, Anna's new boyfriend.
Recalling Bernard Grebanier's definition, a one-act play is an elaboration of a single, significant incident with a twenty to sixt...
Setting:
The living room of a small, modern apartment. Two large, unlabeled, flat-pack boxes sit on the floor. Various parts, including screws, wooden dowels, and oddly shaped pieces, are spread out on a blanket. The instructions—a single sheet of paper covered in inscrutable diagrams—are on the floor between the boxes.
(The play begins with ANNA holding a single wooden dowel, staring intently at the instructions. MILES enters, carrying two cans of soda.)
MILES
(Handing Anna a can.)
Here we are. The tools of our trade. Sugar and caffeine.
ANNA
(Doesn't look up.)
What is this? What does this mean?
MILES
(Sits on the floor, crossing his legs.)
Relax, babe. It's just a coffee table. It's not a nuclear reactor.
ANNA
(Gestures with the dowel at the instructions.)
"Just a coffee table" wouldn't require a flow chart to explain how to assemble a single shelf. Look at this. It's like a cave painting depicting a brutal battle.
MILES
You're overthinking it. It's intuitive.
ANNA
Intuitive? Miles, the first step is a drawing of a smiling man holding a wrench, followed by a frowning man holding the same wrench. What does that tell me?
MILES
It means the wrench is optional. The smiling guy just likes his job.
(Miles picks up a piece of wood and immediately starts trying to slot a dowel into it.)
ANNA
(Snatching the wood away.)
Miles! Stop! You'll break it! We haven't even—
MILES
I'm just getting a feel for it. You have to understand the material. It's a dialogue between man and particle board.
ANNA
This is not a dialogue. It's a unilateral demand that we figure out how to put this together with zero guidance. The only thing I understand is that "part F" is now "part 7," but the diagram clearly shows a hexagonal shape.
MILES
(Picks up a handful of screws.)
You know what my dad always said?
ANNA
No, but I'm guessing it involved power tools and a trip to the emergency room.
MILES
"When in doubt, use a bigger hammer."
(Anna stares at him with an expression of pure, unadulterated horror.)
ANNA
We are not using a hammer. We are using the correct tools. The ones that came in the box.
MILES
(Holding up a tiny Allen key.)
This? This is a child's toy. This is what you get with a toy car from a cereal box.
ANNA
It is the only tool provided.
(Miles sighs dramatically and lets the screws drop back onto the blanket.)
MILES
Okay, fine. Let's start from the beginning. Give me the holy scripture.
(Anna hands him the instructions. Miles holds them upside down for a moment before flipping them around.)
MILES
(Studying the page.)
See? Easy. Step one: assemble the base. All you have to do is connect the vertical and horizontal supports.
ANNA
(Looking over his shoulder.)
And which ones are those? All the pieces look the same. They're all the same beige color with pre-drilled holes in random places.
MILES
(Pointing.)
This is a vertical. This is a horizontal. It's all in the orientation.
(Miles holds up two identical pieces of wood. He turns one 90 degrees.)
ANNA
They're the same piece. You just rotated it.
MILES
Exactly! It's a test. A test of our perception. This is more than a piece of furniture, Anna. This is a journey of self-discovery.
ANNA
I don't want a journey. I want a coffee table.
(Anna picks up a long, flat piece of wood. She holds it out in front of her.)
MILES
(Grabs a smaller piece.)
This is the top. It's got the logo on it.
ANNA
Why would they put the logo on the bottom? No, this is definitely the—
(A loud cracking sound comes from one of the boxes. A part inside shifts and splits.)
ANNA and MILES
(In unison.)
The base.
(They stare at the silent, dented box. Anna slowly puts down her piece of wood and looks at Miles.)
ANNA
You were saying something about a hammer?
(Miles grins slowly, his confidence returning. He picks up one of the cans of soda and pops the top with a triumphant hiss. Anna does the same, and they both clink their cans together in a mock toast.)
(The lights fade to a soft blackout.)
The End


ANNA
This must be the top. It has the nice, finished edge.
continue
(The lights come up again on ANNA and MILES. They are now visibly disheveled. The floor is a battlefield of wood, metal, and plastic. A partially assembled, lopsided frame stands awkwardly in the middle of the room, looking less like a coffee table and more like a minimalist sculpture of a failed endeavor.)
MILES
(Staring at the wobbly frame.)
You know, I think it's got character. Rustic. A little bit... avant-garde.
ANNA
(Dusting particle board crumbs off her sweater.)
It's going to collapse the moment we put a book on it. And by "character," you mean it looks like a drunken scarecrow.
MILES
No, no. See? The tilt. That's a conversation starter. "Hey, where did you get that?" "Oh, we built it ourselves. We're very creative."
ANNA
(Holding up a screw.)
Miles, this is a hex screw. The instructions clearly show a Phillips head. They sent the wrong hardware.
MILES
(Exasperated.)
Fine! We'll just... improvisé. You know? Go off-script. We'll make it our own.
(Miles picks up the tiny Allen key from before. He examines it with an air of profound thought.)
MILES
(Whispering.)
Wait. What if it's not a wrench? What if it's a key? A key... to unlocking the table's true potential.
ANNA
(Groaning.)
Miles, please.
MILES
No, seriously! The little L-shape. It's like a divining rod. It's telling us... (He holds it up to the air.) ...it's telling us to find a different way.
ANNA
What are you doing?
MILES
MacGyver. I'm going full MacGyver on this thing. We're not following the rules anymore. We're a renegade team of furniture rebels.
(He starts to tie the spatula to one of the wobbly legs with the shoelace.)
ANNA
You're going to put our coffee on a spatula?
MILES
It's a temporary support structure. A little bit of guerrilla engineering. See, this is the problem with your process. It's too rigid. You gotta embrace the chaos. Embrace the—
(Just as he finishes the sentence, the top of the coffee table, which Anna had placed precariously, slides off and clatters loudly to the floor.)
MILES
(Frozen.)
...embrace the... oh.
(Anna stares at the now-split piece of wood. She slowly walks over to it and picks it up.)
ANNA
(Holding the wood.)
The smiling man... and the frowning man... they were a warning.
MILES
Okay, so maybe a little bit of chaos. But we're a team! We can still do this. We'll just... glue it back together.
ANNA
(Eyes wide.)
Glue. The instructions didn't mention glue.
MILES
That's the spirit! Improvisation! I'll get the superglue. We can watch it dry together. It'll be a bonding experience.
(Miles rushes off to find the glue. Anna stands alone in the wreckage, holding the broken piece of wood. She looks at the soda can still in her hand, the can they toasted with hope. She sighs, then, with a new, quiet determination, she takes a long, slow sip.)
(When Miles returns, a minute later, with a small bottle of glue, Anna has already started unscrewing a different section of the table, working methodically.)
MILES
(Holding up the glue.)
I found it! And I found a YouTube tutorial on how to fix furniture with—
ANNA
(Without looking up.)
Put it away.
MILES
What?
ANNA
I said put it away. I'm taking it apart.
MILES
(Deflated.)
But... we were so close!
ANNA
(Firmly.)
We were close to an earthquake. I'm starting over. Properly. With the proper instructions.
MILES
(Sits on the floor, looking defeated.)
But the instructions are—
ANNA
(Holds up her phone.)
I found a video. In English. And it's animated.
(Miles looks at her, dumbfounded, then at the half-disassembled mess. He slowly gets up and walks to her side, pulling up a piece of the blueprint and trying to compare it to the video.)
MILES
(Grinning.)
Teamwork.
ANNA
(Still focused on the phone.)
Don't get used to it.
(She points to a section of the video. Miles, finally listening, picks up a piece of wood and begins to follow her directions. He still looks a little unsure, but for the first time, there is a hint of genuine cooperation. The living room is still a mess, and the coffee table is still a long way from being finished, but the silent, cooperative work has finally begun.)
(The lights fade out completely.)
The End



ANNA
(Looking at the instructions.)
The script is a series of poorly drawn images and a note in a font so small it must have been written by a hummingbird. We've been off-script from the beginning.
(Miles stands up and begins to pace around the apartment. He grabs a spatula from the kitchen and a shoelace from a stray shoe.)
continue
(The lights rise on ANNA and MILES. They are still on the floor, surrounded by the remnants of the flat-pack fiasco, but now there is an air of focused, determined silence. Miles holds the phone, squinting at the screen, and Anna holds a long, flat piece of wood, carefully studying the corresponding animated diagram.)
MILES
(Quietly.)
Okay. The video says to take "Part D"—the long one—and join it to "Part J," the square one.
ANNA
(Doesn't look up.)
No. See the indentation? On my screen it's saying to connect the dowels on "Part A" to the pre-drilled holes in "Part G."
MILES
(Confused.)
The video I'm watching doesn't have a "Part G."
(They both look at their screens and then at each other.)
ANNA
(Sighs.)
Did you find a video for the exact table?
MILES
It said "Coffee Table Assembly" and showed a blonde woman smiling at a box. What more do you want?
ANNA
(Takes the phone from him.)
This is for the "Zenith 5000." We bought the "Minimalist Cube."
MILES
It's just a coffee table, Anna. How different can it be?
(Anna, seeing this as a teachable moment, takes the "Part G" from the floor and shows it to him.)
ANNA
This piece is completely different. The holes are in different places. The Zenith probably has a secret compartment for your keys. The Cube is literally a box.
(A quiet descends. Miles looks at the pieces, then at Anna's stern but calm face, then back at the phone. He finally lets out a deep, cleansing sigh and nods.)
MILES
Okay. Your video. Your rules.
(Anna looks at him, surprised by his surrender, and a soft, hesitant smile touches her lips. She points to a spot on the video.)
ANNA
First, we put all the screws in the right pile.
MILES
(Starts separating the screws.)
This is a metaphor, isn't it? For our relationship. You know, "the foundation," "the connection points," "the wrong screws..."
ANNA
(Looks at him and smirks.)
Miles, I just want the coffee table.
(They work in silence for a few minutes. He is less of a rogue and more of a partner now. He holds the pieces steady as she fits the dowels into the holes. They don't talk, but they are communicating with glances and gestures. The table begins to take a proper shape, slowly and methodically.)
ANNA
(Holding up a nearly complete leg.)
It's... solid.
MILES
(Taps it.)
Rock solid. Looks like we didn't need the spatula after all.
MILES
What about this guy? The little wooden thingy.
ANNA
(Looks at the video.)
Ah. That's a cosmetic cap. It covers the screw hole.
MILES
(Nods, then holds up the cap.)
Perfect. For the inevitable wrong turn we took. A cap for the screw-up.
(He winks. She shakes her head, but she's still smiling. They finish the assembly in a more efficient, less stressful manner. Finally, they stand back and look at their handiwork. It's not perfect. The veneer on one side is slightly scuffed, and one of the drawers doesn't close completely flush. But it's there. It's a coffee table.)
ANNA
(Runs her hand over the top.)
It's... good.
(He moves to sit down on it triumphantly. Before he can, Anna reaches out and grabs his arm.)
ANNA
Miles. Don't.
MILES
What? It's sturdy.
ANNA
It's brand new. We don't know its limits yet.
MILES
(Sighs dramatically.)
There's the Anna I know. Always thinking ahead.
(He sits next to it on the floor instead. He looks at her, and she sits down beside him.)
ANNA
(Looking at the table.)
You know... we still have that bookshelf to put together.
MILES
(Looks at her, eyes widening.)
Anna...
ANNA
(Holding up her phone with a newly found instructional video.)
It's in Portuguese, but the animations are very clear.
(He stares at the phone, then at her, then lets out a long, theatrical sigh. He smiles.)
MILES
I'll get the sodas.
The End



ANNA
(Smiles.)
We would have been living in a house full of spatulas.
(He smiles back. The feeling of success is small but potent. He reaches for a final piece, one that's been discarded earlier, a small wooden peg.)
MILES
(Pats her on the back.)
We did it.
(The lights fade out.)
(The lights rise. The bookshelf is assembled. It's a bit crooked, leaning subtly to the left, but it is, without a doubt, a standing, functional bookshelf. A single Portuguese instructional video still plays silently on Anna's phone, now propped up against a soda can. A small stack of books and a single houseplant already sit on the top shelf.)
MILES
(Stretching, then admiring their work.)
I told you it had character. A little... leaning.
ANNA
(Looking at the silent video.)
I don't think "character" is the word. Maybe "pre-stressed."
MILES
(Walks over and touches the top shelf.)
No, it's good. It shows we made it. Not some factory machine. This was built with blood, sweat, and several tears of sheer, unadulterated rage.
ANNA
(Smiling softly.)
Just the usual relationship milestones, then.
(Miles sits on the floor and pulls Anna down beside him. They look at the finished bookshelf together.)
MILES
You know... we still have that dining table. The one that came with the benches.
ANNA
(Stares at him, and her eyes widen with a playful, theatrical terror.)
Oh, no.
MILES
(Grinning.)
It's got a special feature.
ANNA
(Whispering.)
What special feature?
MILES
No instructions at all.
(Anna stares at him for a moment, then reaches for her phone. Miles, still grinning, intercepts her hand and holds it.)
MILES
This time... no video. We'll do it your way. The intuitive way.
ANNA
(Raises a skeptical eyebrow.)
Are you sure? Last time we tried that, we almost killed a coffee table.
MILES
(Looks at the leaning bookshelf, then at her.)
Yeah. But we learned something, didn't we?
ANNA
(Thinks for a moment, then smiles.)
We learned that my phone's battery lasts longer than my patience.
(He laughs. She laughs too. The sound of their shared humor fills the room. He pulls her closer, and they sit there, amidst the remaining flat-pack detritus, bathed in the soft, triumphant glow of a newly assembled bookshelf.)
(A single screw falls from the top shelf and clatters to the floor.)
MILES
(Looks at the screw, then shrugs.)
A souvenir.
(He kisses her. The lights fade to black.)
The End
Act 1, Scene 11
Characters:
ANNA: A meticulous, high-strung woman in her late 20s.
MILES: A laid-back, overly confident man in his late 20s, Anna's new boyfriend.
Setting:
The living room of a small, modern apartment. The bookshelf stands, a little crooked, but functional. A new, much larger, and significantly more intimidating flat-pack box rests in the center of the floor. It is simply labeled "THE BENCH." The coffee table, assembled in previous scenes, sits quietly in the background.
(ANNA is on her knees, meticulously laying out all the wooden dowels, screws, and other parts for the bench. MILES enters with two cans of soda, as he did in Scene 1.)
MILES
(Grinning.)
Round three. This time, we're seasoned veterans. We've earned our stripes. We're a well-oiled, flat-pack-assembling machine.
ANNA
(Doesn't look up.)
Don't get cocky. This is the big one. The benches. We're building furniture meant for people to sit on. The stakes are higher.
ANNA
(Accepts the can.)
Did your dad also say, "Make sure the elephant is properly seasoned and doesn't contain any toxic, poorly labeled parts"?
MILES
(Sits on the floor, crossing his legs.)
That's the confidence talking. And speaking of confidence, I've got a new approach for this one.
ANNA
(Suspicious.)
And what's that? A new MacGyver technique involving the leftover screws and a kitchen sponge?
MILES
(Holds up his hands, palms outward.)
No, no. I've been studying. I found a forum online. It's for people who love flat-pack furniture. They call themselves "The Assemblers."
ANNA
(Raises an eyebrow.)
And what do "The Assemblers" say?
MILES
They say the instructions are a mind game. The smiling man and the frowning man? It's not about the wrench. It's about your mental state. You have to start in a state of Zen.
ANNA
(Stares at him.)
You're not serious.
MILES
Completely. The Zen approach. Find your center. Be one with the particle board.
(Miles closes his eyes and starts humming softly. He picks up a wooden dowel, holding it upright like a small totem, his eyes still closed. Anna watches him with a mixture of bewilderment and amusement. Suddenly, Miles's humming stops, and his eyes pop open.)
MILES
(Whispering.)
Wait. The instructions.
ANNA
(Sighs.)
What about them?
MILES
(Points a shaky finger at the sheet of paper on the floor.)
I think I see it.
ANNA
(Leans in closer.)
See what?
MILES
The dots. The dots on the schematic. They're not just dots. They're braille.
(Anna stares at him, open-mouthed, for a long beat. Miles, emboldened by his "discovery," picks up the instructions and starts running his fingers over the tiny dots on the page.)
MILES
(Excitedly.)
It's a code! It's a message! It's telling us to... to... (He closes his eyes again, concentrating.) ...to use "Part Q." What is "Part Q"?
(He scans the parts laid out on the blanket. He holds up a small, metal bracket. Anna, who has been quietly organizing the screws, holds up a different, smaller, curved piece of wood.)
ANNA
I thought "Part Q" was this. It looks like a boomerang.
MILES
(Shakes his head emphatically.)
No, no. The braille is clear. It's this one. The metallic-y one. It's telling us to join "Part M" and "Part P." I see it now. The A

Love Or Life?

Love is better than life
Life is better than love
Which one do you choose?
How do you get rewards
In this life?
Is it by mere life for mere living
Or by mere love for mere living?
It sound dirty
I leave it to you
To answer 

No one is wise

Plough the fertile ground
And you shall get the rewards
Plough the infertile grounds
And you say
'I shall not be rewarded'
Then you jettison the infertile land
And speculate
But a fool long after you 
Takes the infertile ground
And later turns it
Into the city of gold
Who is wiser?
You or the result?
It is better 
To often 
Research
wise action 
For the floodgate
Of  wise outcome
than the wise mind
to parade his wisdom
with poor outcome
No one is wise
Your ends 
justifies
 the means


Retreat

O was it for this the day grew dead?
To make it a vacuous sunbeam toil
Tis the grim to retreat from futile plow
Break the sleep upon sullen earth
Then Retreat 

Madness chooses you

Madness is cured by intelligence
Intelligence is cured by madness
What kind of madness do you desire?
Positive madness?
Or negative madness?
The melody sings on 
Without ends
What is the public demand
And in whose favour?
Of course you know the story
Madness in the negative side
Is heavily under demand
Which one do you choose?
Save yourself
For brighter tommorow
Remember madness chooses you

Vertigo

For I Ve a hidden gemstone
no one care to know
Oh my reflection
My sacred sanctuary 
Vertigo that bringeth
Bliss
Upon my turbulent shore

I was born...

So since am still here learning
Which until now I barely know
I guess I could have died thinking
Without learning
And learning to grow
But for learning to live
I was born 
Oh that for learning to live
Beyond mere living
For living sake
I was born 
To live 
And the sole essence
Of my being
And for learning to live
I reiterate
I was born 
To live

Till ye have big dreams

Till ye have big dreams with great action and great deeds
And borne with that great steel of dream shattering powers 
with unprecedented quirks of quintessential 
Welded beyond a hap'orth of tar of immaculate feet
Fierce desire to beget trailblazing history
to outlive times and seasons
And by then thy sins thy doubt,thy strugglings
shall be made whole and forgiven
when you exit the obscurity of times

Until the fullness of time

Why is it that :
the best books hasn't been written;
the best race hasn't been run;
the best pool hasn't been pooled;
the best turn hasn't been turned;
the best score hasn't been scored;
the best tune hasn't been played;
the best song hasn't been sung;
the best cup hasn't been discovered;
Let alone been won ;
the best stadia hasn't been built;
the best set of immortal folks hasn't been born or created yet;
the best set of invention hasn't been uncovered yet?
I asked why?
And I provide the gentle answer:
Until fullness of time is born or reborn
In that unfolding swirls of folds and fathoms
Nothing earthaken and profound
ever transpires
Until the fullness of time
Remember
Until the fullness of time

Not The Avenger's Spirit.

What is this life if full of scare and glare,envy and derision,falsehood and deceit
that we have no single time to stare and care
That when you stare the purport is to care
Than when you stare the mischief is to pour derision
standing aloof to await the destruction of not a dint of awakening for your stare to care
Yet we pay poison for old wound
Oh nature I beseech thee I plead thee
Help me too but I need your healing 
Not to repay old wound
I marvel everyday how can I be done?
Then I realized a snob in my area 
Is good at snobbing at every damn possible retreat
What can I learn from her snobbish lifestyle
That I might be keen to snob evils
Thrust against me and snob my intention
To revenge
So snobbish spirit is good to smite the avenger's spirit
See forget old wound too quickly
In the phrase 'forgive and forget'
O me ?
'forgive and forget?
How?
Yet like paradise above I crave the snobbish spirit
To avenge the avenger s spirit
O nature I plead thee bless my ado
Not the avenger's spirit 
In my loin

Overnight

O you!O life?
the recurring questions of life 
You cannot answer
O verily you cannot answer 
 let alone strike the anvil with your own hammer
Of what good is life should this reproach 
Bickers you forever
Endless trains of poor results saddling your background
Intertwined with useless years of trials and error beckoning on no destinations.
Change your belly 
Look before you leap
Look for the information then equip thyself
with that intelligence 
Then jump beyond the grand canyon
Not beneath it as the custom
Of the ignorant folks
Overnight
Distant hills
At your backward
I tell you overnight
It happens
Like a dream
Overnight
Like a thief
 in the night

Not The Shadows

Shadows fallen on the cleft
Shadows fallen on the halls
Shallows fallen on the mean
Fallen on the mean walls
Fallen on the mean lurks
Of mean spirited folks
Ghostly clouds of uncouthed elves
That bringeth no remorse
Not the shadows to be shadows
But shallows not to retreat
Till it become shadow of unkempt ensembles

A Sonnet On Dreamland

Yet in my Dreamland a throne is built with ease
Haply I think it a sinecure and then humbled from my erstwhile state of opprobrium
Likened to the lurk of the outbreak of the apotheosis at my backyard,
From sullen earth that sings elegy into the moist damp overflows of benediction
Of the mt.olympus that sings me eulogy of my beautiful anecdotes 
Oddysey of golden hills a retreat of the dead primrose bank
And with that sweet love that bringeth charm,
I scorn not the days of little beginnings as my juxtaposes
Were overwhelmed with the gallantry of the smashhit
that greeted the parade that celebrated the holistic exit of that rashly forlorn golden valley


A Sesame street's laboratory House

See the laboratory house
Behind my father's factory floor
Was loud by history and lonely behind
Yet no one knows
Until I spoke
Of my father's golden anecdotes
As the first black man worldwide
To produce soft drink 
In non carbonated plastic bottle
In the vintage eighties
Firstling in the trade of soft drink 
Production behind Arthur Gaston
Of the united states in the late thirties
I too remember you
O that lonely upstairs our own historic
Laboratory house
where my patriarch took history 
Not by the tail and the neck
But by the head
The first blackamoor from Nigeria to work 
At the world health organisation in congo brazaville
Where my lone sister was born.
It was begun in that lonely adroit gesture
Of that heroic and foremost but later defunct laboratory house
Of a large sized room where laboratory tank and laboratory equipments
For beverages were first hatched
In black Africa
In a lonely street at fruito,isale afon,Ogbomosho,Oyo state.
History cannot forget 
Even as childish memoirs in it's tangled shore
Can never forget the wilderness ramblings of the sesame street
Enroute to this historic sojourn
That battle aluta continuum
Even as we resuscitated the wondrous deeds 
From the quagmire of forlorn sesame street
A sesame street of beverages


A Raining day

Tell me,what should I have done if everything breaks down in my time?
Oh it will never fail me for the grace within
Is stronger than grace without
And the edifice of that grace much bigger for me
than the unlimited coast of eternity's shoreput together
So I learn to appreciate scanty opportunity 
with the limitless endowment thrust upon my shoulders
See already it is a raining day
That I barely fail.

Is it not an aberration?

Is it not an aberration 
At stupefaction
To enthuse:nothing is stronger than the human heart?
What is stronger than the human heart
If not the love that enthrone the crux of its ligaments?
Then we re no longer stupefied if we pay tribute
To the love that is enthroned in a divining heart

Plain As a Pikestaff

The roads are plain as a pikestaff
The unevenness,noisiness and roughness
Broken to pieces
And miles upon miles in mileages do much easily
with no potholes for the boltholes ,with so much boltholes for the potholes
At the end of the tunnel,there is not just 
a summerhouse or glacebo but a garrison
for the soldiers in transit
the weary birds of passage.

Without Remorse

I Ve heard it too but in the crudest weathers
with mean spirited dirty sands and my wilderness ramblings
And even in the wildest of raging tornados
that time 
asked the ruggedness of my thumb
out in a thumb
without remorse

Am a superhuman

I come into the bliss of wild life
who do not tinker with life aforethought
of bliss.i come into the still waters of unbowed bliss unmoored.
And I feel the extramundane bliss of gliding above the stars
Glidings unrestrained upon the easement of my nightbed
To scoop me alien innate but supernatural energy
Rocking my broken navel
Waxing stronger beyond the light waves.
I rest in the grace of mothernature.am a superhuman.




Times and seasons

Times and seasons
Are so much fond 
Of each other
Have so much love
For each other
Like day and night
Sun and moon
Morning and night
Light and darkness
Stars and galaxies
Planets and solar systems
Why do they show themselves
So much love
That we earthlings earthians
Barely reciprocate and learn
To make the a blissful and better place to live?

Breaking the Seething Jinx

And then the day erupted
When the jinx
to remain jinx
In a jinx
was more painful
than the jinx
it took 
the shallow heart
to break
the jinx
in a
seething jinx

October 28, 2025

WhitePower

My beloved brother
White power is precious more than gold and silver
More than precious stones are
Frightening torch of love
Upon frightening lorn that sets me paces
Upon the hills
We jungle together and persevere beyond jungle
Till the journey of glorious land dawned upon us
We recall the days of shared melody
When we sing beautiful songs of glorious dawns
Same herald we now enjoyed at this promiseland
This heroics from wilderness history never forget
Better still childish memoirs and contentment with your history never forgets
Who never forgets I rode upon the beautiful shoulders of my siblings and loved ones to get to the promiseland 


Faith stronger than love

The two birds flock together
Faith is stronger than love
Where you see them hibernate
And flock together
They burn the same candles
And that where you see love
What you actually see is faith
The moment faith burns off the candles
Then love too evanesces
Love is weak and dwells on the shoulder of faith to live
And in real life she does not exist
What we actually see is faith
Not love which does not exist 
In real terms
All the features of love 
Belong to faith
Why do they say "Love is long suffering?"
Oh don't you get it?
That attributes belong to love
Why do they say Love is painstaking?
That too actually belong to faith
It does not exist if not to burn
On the true candles of faith

My Burden My Bliss

I carry my burden myself everyday
But one day I discovered I had no burden
And my burden was nothing but a bliss
I thought they were burden and how I was surprised 
When mothernature pacified me
The burden of your heart 
Is the bliss of mankind
So why the grief ?
O that I realized that my grief
Was the bliss of mankind
And the commonwealth of justice
O my burden o my bliss

Upon my broken navel

Upon my winces I take beautiful mountains
Cast me my kismet over grand canyon
Never trudged before by mortals in sebaceous lull
For with my bristle of pine brash the
whole shebang is detonated
Beyond my wildest dreams dismayed;
Suddenly apotheosis slays me with the circumference of consternation
Beyond the gallivanting hood of passionate eclipses.
Where rest for the dark valleys,himalayas
immortal wreath upon my broken navel


Esoteric cult

This is the fateful day :wondrous deeds
as mine patriarch used to say'blackpower you son of zipor'
that immortal words that kept me spinning round until the glorious day
Of wealth baptism


that glittering burnished of doting heart
my glacier of everlasting bliss
my esoteric cult of unsurpassed forays

Faith comes Slowly

Faith comes slowly
Faith comes slowly
We know that 
Faith grows tardily
Barely anyone
Dispute that folklores 
                                  But faith mated with 
                                 Knowledge and grinded
                             With extensive knowledge
                            Grows really faster beyond
                             Stratosphere and in most
                              Cases barely fail
Know yet therefore how to reconcile your arts

At the back of my head

at the back of my head
where I live with my substance
I save my memory

the very edge of the receding
memory glacier
Of obscurity and inconsequatiality


From there am making 
History
with it's beautiful tales
woven into being 
On the morn

Contentment Is key

Were all I ever labour compel
to pine away in empty sky
then shall I not learn to appreciate
contentment as the utmost virtue?

If all the colours of rainbow and the golden stars were evanescent in one burning night
I should learn to appreciate those who have none
Yet value the empty burning candles of their existence

Shallom Mothernature

Thy faith is one sort that I can in no way compare
Starry heavens manifold witness for me I swear
That all the colours of rainbow cannot repay
Nor distinguish how immortal it is among the eclipse of the golden stars
That it seeks and secures for your neplus ultra
Only history can tell how many endless monument it can get
Till eternity dances the dance of infinity in runaway of elliptical oval of the cosmos
Shallom mothernature

To be in faith

To be in faith
Is to know with stronger arm
Where you believe in lighter touch

The Real Human substance

How can one have faith
 by counting the ways
I have faith according to the depth
And breadth and length 
Of my passion
When passion dies
We see no human substance
And that faith
Is the real human substance

Beautiful fragrance

Kindly plays that beautiful melody
Roses in melody plays in melody
Sweetly played in the beautiful tunes
As soon as the fragrance begins
As soon as the aroma is lit
The dancing cymbals and beautiful melodies swing into action
The trees dance as the forest dances
The winds and the waves and rainfalls
As roses by scent and by melody trend
In the land,in the air and everywhere
It brings aroma everywhere it turns
And roses are everywhere
And melodies are everywhere
And fragrance are everywhere
And every exist is blessed by beautiful fragrance.

Wherever it goes

Faith is like a wild rosy petals
Amidst the thorns and thistles
Of the weeds and wilderness briers
It is planted in darkness stunted in the night
Shines in the light and sparkles in the morning
Days of wilderness robbery no one knows
From all that glitters is not gold to all that glitters is gold
Faith is the ultimate conqueror
Wherever it goes

My Beautiful Fortress

There is a velvet sheen crystalike lining my glorious navel
There it hails
Glistens over the precipice of my apotheosis
Gliding above the canyon of the dark valley
Telling me
Mount Olympus is my home
Mount everest is my beautiful fortress
Of the bliss and mountaintop
Always my eternal home
Always my eternal birthright

October 27, 2025

Midland Cosmos(RC.8522929)'s Proforma consolidated financial statements .part one

The blogger ibikunle Abraham Laniyan is also the chairman and CEO Of Midland Cosmos plc a multinational corporation Which owns Global Inc. WOICO and Midland Cosmos nig.ltd hereby below prepares the consolidated proforma financial statements Of corporation worldwide.As they project to go global in the first 78 countries in the next three years he currently looks for investors and shareholders as the group commence almost 2trillion naira worth Of private placement .See figures as the wonder behind the big steam to compete World biggest companies against fortune 500 companies.Enjoy the reading.



A pro forma consolidated financial statement is a hypothetical report that combines the financial results of a parent company and its subsidiaries into a single set of documents, as if they were a single entity. This differs from a standard consolidated statement, as it includes adjustments based on specific assumptions and "what-if" scenarios to project the financial outcome of a potential future event, such as a merger or acquisition. 
Purpose and use
Planning and analysis: A pro forma consolidated statement is a forward-looking tool used for internal planning and evaluating business strategies. It helps executives understand the potential financial consequences of significant changes.
Mergers and acquisitions (M&A): When a parent company plans to acquire or merge with another entity, it creates a pro forma statement to project the combined financial results. This provides a clear picture of how the transaction would affect combined revenues, expenses, and profits.
Securing funding: Entrepreneurs use these projections to demonstrate feasibility and potential profitability to attract investors or secure loans.
Divestitures: Conversely, if a company plans to sell off a subsidiary or brand, a pro forma statement can show what the parent company's financial picture would look like after the sale. 
Key components
Like standard consolidated financial statements, pro forma versions typically include three main reports: 
Income Statement: A projection of the combined company's future revenues, expenses, and profits over a specific time frame, typically a year or more.
Balance Sheet: A snapshot of the anticipated assets, liabilities, and shareholder equity of the combined company at a specific point in time.
Statement of Cash Flows: A forecast of the combined entity's future cash inflows and outflows from operating, investing, and financing activities. 
Pro forma statements are not prepared under Generally Accepted Accounting Principles (GAAP) and do not reflect historical performance. 
Reporting standards Does not follow GAAP, giving management flexibility in which items to include or exclude. Must strictly follow GAAP or other applicable accounting standards (e.g., IFRS).
Common adjustments Often excludes one-time or non-recurring costs, such as restructuring expenses or integration costs after a merger. Must include all costs of doing business, even if they are one-time events.
Assumptions Based entirely on the assumptions and estimates used to project the future event. Based on verifiable historical transactions.
The consolidation process
Creating a pro forma consolidated statement involves these main steps: 
Establish base numbers: Start with the most current financial statements for both the parent company and the subsidiary(ies) involved in the hypothetical transaction.
Identify major changes: List all significant adjustments that will occur, such as the value of the acquisition, new debt, or discontinued operations.
Perform adjustments: Apply the specified adjustments to the base numbers. For example, in an acquisition scenario, you would combine the revenue and costs of both companies and remove intercompany transactions.
Add explanatory notes: Provide comprehensive notes and disclosures to explain each pro forma adjustment and the assumptions used. This is required for public companies by the SEC.
Calculate new financials: Based on the adjusted numbers, calculate the new pro forma totals for the income statement, balance sheet, and statement of cash flows. 
Important considerations
Inherent uncertainty: As they are based on assumptions, pro forma statements should be treated as educated estimates, not guarantees.
Potential for bias: Since they do not follow standard rules, companies can use pro forma statements to present their finances in the most favorable light. The SEC requires that public companies also provide GAAP-compliant figures for comparison.
Transparency is key: When presenting pro forma 
Inherent uncertainty: As they are based on assumptions, pro forma statements should be treated as educated estimates, not guarantees.
Potential for bias: Since they do not follow standard rules, companies can use pro forma statements to present their finances in the most favorable light. The SEC requires that public companies also provide GAAP-compliant figures for comparison.
Transparency is key: When presenting pro forma figures, especially to investors, it is critical to clearly explain all adjustments to avoid misleading the audience. 
To generate a pro forma consolidated financial statement for a hypothetical company aiming for $10 trillion in annual revenue, it's necessary to make several key assumptions about its operations, costs, and market position. This is a projection, not a historical report, and requires estimated figures for sales growth, expenses, and asset needs. Here is a simplified example of what such a statement might include.
Midland Cosmos subsidiary Company: "Global Enterprises Inc."
This pro forma assumes that Global Enterprises Inc. is a consolidated entity with multiple subsidiaries in different sectors, with a business model that allows it to achieve a $10 trillion revenue Midland Cosmos uses the same balance sheet size as its subsidiary.
Key assumptions:
Revenue Growth: Reaching $10 trillion in annual revenue would imply immense scale, market dominance, or a successful series of mergers and acquisitions. The statement assumes this is a target for a specific future period, possibly following significant business expansion.
Gross Profit Margin: Cost of Goods Sold (COGS) will heavily influence profitability. The gross profit margin is assumed to be 60% based on industry benchmarks for large, high-tech conglomerates with strong brand power and efficient supply chains.
Operating Expenses (SG&A): Selling, General, and Administrative (SG&A) costs are projected to be a significant but manageable portion of revenue, reflecting the scale of global operations, marketing, and corporate overhead. It's assumed to be 30% of sales.
Research & Development (R&D): A large-scale company would likely invest heavily in R&D to maintain its competitive edge. We assume a significant but controlled R&D budget of 5% of sales.
Depreciation and Amortization: These expenses are based on the company's fixed and intangible assets and are estimated to be a certain percentage of revenue. We assume this figure is 1% of sales.
Interest and Tax Rates: An estimated interest expense and a standardized effective tax rate are applied. The tax rate is based on the average corporate tax rates of the countries where the company is assumed to operate. The tax rate is assumed to be 25%.


Income Statements 
Line Item Amount (in Trillions) Basis for Estimate
Revenue $10.00 Hypothetical Target
Cost of Goods Sold (COGS) ($4.00) Assumed 40% of Revenue
Gross Profit $6.00 Revenue less COGS
Operating Expenses  
  Selling, General, and Administrative (SG&A) ($3.00) Assumed 30% of Revenue
  Research & Development (R&D) ($0.50) Assumed 5% of Revenue
  Depreciation and Amortization (D&A) ($0.10) Assumed 1% of Revenue
Total Operating Expenses ($3.60) Sum of expenses
Operating Income (EBIT) $2.40 Gross Profit less Total Operating Expenses
Other Income (Net) $0.20 Assumed from investments, etc.
Interest Expense ($0.10) Assumed from debt financing
Earnings Before Tax (EBT) $2.50 EBIT plus Other Income less Interest
Income Tax Expense ($0.63) Assumed 25% of EBT
Net Income $1.87 Earnings Before Tax less Tax Expense
Pro forma consolidated balance sheet (simplified)
Assets Amount (in Trillions) Liabilities & Equity Amount (in Trillions)
Current Assets Current Liabilities 
  Cash and Equivalents $1.50 Accounts Payable $1.00
  Accounts Receivable $1.20 Accrued Expenses $0.50
  Inventory $0.80 Other Current Liabilities $0.30
Non-Current Assets Non-Current Liabilities 
  Property, Plant, and Equipment (PP&E) $4.50 Long-Term Debt $2.00
  Intangible Assets $1.00 Total Liabilities $3.80
  Other Non-Current Assets $0.50  
Total Assets $9.50 Equity 
 $0.50  
Total Assets $9.50 Equity 
  Common Stock $1.00
  Retained Earnings $4.70
Total Equity $5.70
Total Liabilities & Equity $9.50
Pro forma consolidated statement of cash flows (simplified)
Cash Flow Category Amount (in Trillions)
Operating Activities 
  Net Income $1.87
  Adjustments (D&A, etc.) $0.10
  Changes in Working Capital ($0.40)
Net Cash from Operations $1.57
Investing Activities 
  Capital Expenditures ($0.80)
  Other Investing Activities ($0.20)
Net Cash from Investing ($1.00)
Financing Activities 
  Debt Issued / Repaid ($0.10)
  Stock Transactions / Dividends ($0.20)
Net Cash from Financing ($0.30)
Net Change in Cash $0.27
This pro forma shows that based on the given assumptions, a hypothetical company could achieve the $10 trillion revenue target while remaining profitable. The statement highlights the substantial cash flow from operations, indicating a healthy and self-sustaining business model.
Building on the simplified example previously provided, a more detailed pro forma consolidated financial statement for a Midland Cosmos a $10 trillion company would include additional statements, more detailed breakdowns, and accompanying notes explaining all assumptions. A crucial next step is developing a pro forma statement of changes in equity and providing disclosures about segment information.Pro forma consolidated statement of changes in equityThis statement tracks the changes in the various components of shareholder equity. For a multi-trillion-dollar Midland Cosmos conglomerate," these changes could stem from its initial public offering (IPO), stock-based compensation, dividends paid, and net income.
Line Item
Common Stock
Retained Earnings
Other Comprehensive Income
Total Equity
Beginning Balance$1.00 Trillion
$2.83 Trillion$0.20 Trillion$4.03 Trillion
Net Income for the Period-$1.87 Trillion-
Other Comprehensive Income (OCI)--$0.05 Trillion.
Dividends Paid-($0.20 Trillion)-($0.20 Trillion)Share-based Compensation$0.10 Trillion--$0.10 Trillion
Share Repurchase($0.05 Trillion)--($0.05 Trillion)
Ending Balance$1.05 Trillion$4.50 Trillion$0.25 Trillion$5.80 Trillion
All figures are illustrative and in trillions of dollars.
Pro forma earnings per share (EPS)EPS is a critical profitability metric for investors and analysts. A pro forma EPS calculation projects the metric after an event like an acquisition, including any synergy-based adjustments.
Assume that Midland Cosmos Inc. had 500 billion weighted average shares outstanding.\(\text{Pro\ Forma\ EPS}=\frac{\text{Net\ Income}}{\text{Weighted\ Average\ Shares\ Outstanding}}\)\(\text{Pro\ Forma\ EPS}=\frac{\$1.87\text{\ Trillion}}{500\text{\ Billion\ Shares}}=\$3.74\text{\ per\ share}\)If the $10 trillion revenue was achieved through an acquisition requiring the issuance of additional shares, the weighted average shares outstanding would increase, which would dilute the EPS. The pro forma EPS is calculated assuming these new shares were outstanding for the entire period.

Pro forma segment information
For a company of this scale, revenues, expenses, and assets are likely divided into multiple segments. Providing segment-level pro forma information offers a more granular and realistic view of the business.
Segment Revenue Operating Profit Assets
Technology $4.00 Trillion $1.20 Trillion $4.00 Trillion
Consumer Goods $3.00 Trillion $0.80 Trillion $3.00 Trillion
Financial Services $2.00 Trillion $0.30 Trillion $1.50 Trillion
Healthcare $1.00 Trillion $0.10 Trillion $1.00 Trillion
Total (Consolidated) $10.00 Trillion $2.40 Trillion $9.50 Trillion
All figures are illustrative and in trillions of dollars.   
Notes to the pro forma financial statements
Full disclosure is necessary for any financial statement, especially pro forma reports. The notes should explain the purpose, nature, and underlying assumptions of the pro forma presentation.
1. Purpose of the Pro Forma Presentation: These statements reflect the projected consolidated financial position, results of operations, and cash flows of Midland Cosmos 's Global Enterprises Inc. for the fiscal year ending on December 31, 2025. They assume the successful integration of its major operating segments and attainment of the $10 trillion revenue target.
2. Basis of Presentation: The pro forma financial statements are based on the historical financial data of Global Enterprises Inc. and its subsidiaries, as adjusted to reflect the hypothetical consolidation and achievement of the stated goals. The presentation does not comply with GAAP and excludes certain non-recurring items. The reader is cautioned to compare this data with actual historical performance.
3. Significant Accounting Policies: Key policies and their application to the pro forma figures should be disclosed, including consolidation methods, revenue recognition, inventory valuation, and asset amortization.
4. Pro Forma Adjustments and Assumptions: A detailed breakdown of each adjustment is crucial. For this presentation, key assumptions include:
Revenue Growth: Revenue is projected based on a combination of organic growth within each segment and the successful integration of assumed acquisitions.
Cost of Goods Sold (COGS): COGS is estimated at 40% of sales, reflecting economies of scale and an efficient global supply chain.
Operating Expenses: Selling, General, and Administrative (SG&A) expenses are modeled at 30% of sales, incorporating overhead from acquired entities and investments in marketing and distribution
Risk and Uncertainty: Notes must explicitly state the inherent uncertainty in pro forma statements. Factors such as market fluctuations, unforeseen competition, or regulatory changes could cause the actual financial performance to differ materially from the projections.
Pro Forma Financial Statements: 

Proforma Earnings per Share (EPS) - 
Further continuation of a pro forma consolidated financial statement for the Midland Cosmos plc and subsidiary 
A $10 trillion company would involve:
More detailed supporting schedules: Deeper breakdowns of key line items.
Ratio analysis and financial metrics: Presentation of critical ratios to assess financial health.
Sensitivity analysis: Evaluating the impact of different assumptions.
Risk assessment: Consideration of potential internal and external risks.
Expansion of notes: Additional disclosures for transparency.
Detailed supporting schedules
To provide more depth and transparency, a full pro forma package would include schedules for the following:
1. Pro forma schedule of cost of goods sold (COGS) Breaking down the COGS from the income statement, which includes a simplified estimate of $4.00 trillion, would provide a clearer picture of production costs. Line Item Amount (in Trillions)Beginning Inventory$0.80Add: Purchases/Production Costs$4.20Less: Ending Inventory($1.00)Total Pro Forma COGS$4.002. Pro forma schedule of operating expenses A more detailed breakdown of the $3.60 trillion in total operating expenses helps to understand the cost structure. 
Line Item Amount (in Trillions)Selling & Marketing$1.50Research & Development (R&D)$0.50General & Administrative (G&A)$1.00Depreciation & Amortization (D&A)$0.10Non-recurring (e.g., integration costs)$0.50Total Pro Forma Operating Expenses$3.60Ratio analysis and financial metrics.
 To help stakeholders evaluate the company's financial health, performance, and efficiency, the pro forma statements can be used to calculate key financial ratios. 
Profitability ratios Gross Margin: \(\frac{\text{Gross\ Profit}}{\text{Revenue}}=\frac{\$6.00\text{T}}{\$10.00\text{T}}=60\%\)Operating Margin: \(\frac{\text{Operating\ Income}}{\text{Revenue}}=\frac{\$2.40\text{T}}{\$10.00\text{T}}=24\%\)Net Profit Margin: \(\frac{\text{Net\ Income}}{\text{Revenue}}=\frac{\$1.87\text{T}}{\$10.00\text{T}}=18.7\%\) Liquidity ratios Current Ratio: \(\frac{\text{Current\ Assets}}{\text{Current\ Liabilities}}=\frac{\$3.50\text{T}}{\$1.80\text{T}}=1.94\) (Shows ability to meet short-term obligations).Quick Ratio: \(\frac{\text{Current\ Assets}-\text{Inventory}}{\text{Current\ Liabilities}}=\frac{\$2.70\text{T}}{\$1.80\text{T}}=1.50\) (Shows short-term liquidity, excluding inventory). Solvency ratios
Current Ratio: \(\frac{\text{Current\ Assets}}{\text{Current\ Liabilities}}=\frac{\$3.50\text{T}}{\$1.80\text{T}}=1.94\) (Shows ability to meet short-term obligations).Quick Ratio: \(\frac{\text{Current\ Assets}-\text{Inventory}}{\text{Current\ Liabilities}}=\frac{\$2.70\text{T}}{\$1.80\text{T}}=1.50\) (Shows short-term liquidity, excluding inventory). Solvency ratios Debt-to-Equity Ratio: \(\frac{\text{Total\ Liabilities}}{\text{Total\ Equity}}=\frac{\$3.80\text{T}}{\$5.80\text{T}}=0.66\) (Indicates financial leverage). Efficiency ratios Asset Turnover: \(\frac{\text{Revenue}}{\text{Total\ Assets}}=\frac{\$10.00\text{T}}{\$9.50\text{T}}=1.05\)
 (Measures efficiency in using assets to generate sales). 
Sensitivity analysis To provide a more robust analysis, multiple scenarios can be explored by adjusting key assumptions, such as revenue growth, margins, and operating expenses.
 Scenario RevenueGross MarginNet IncomeBase Case$10.00 Trillion60%$1.87 TrillionOptimistic Case$11.00 Trillion62%$2.56 TrillionPessimistic Case$9.00 Trillion58%$1.21 TrillionThis analysis helps assess the potential impact of different outcomes on the company's profitability. 
Risk assessment
A comprehensive pro forma should also openly address potential risks that could affect these projections. 
Market Risk: Shifts in consumer demand or economic downturns could reduce revenue and profitability.
Competition: Aggressive pricing by competitors or the emergence of new technologies could impact market share.
Integration Risk: If growth is acquisition-driven, integrating new businesses could lead to unforeseen costs or operational challenges.
Regulatory Risk: Changes in government policy, tariffs, or environmental regulations could impact different segments of the business.
External Factors: Global events such as supply chain disruptions or geopolitical instability could affect operations.
Expanded notes to the financial statements
Additional notes would include: 
Consolidation Policy: Clarification of which entities are consolidated and the methods used.
Segment Information: Detailed breakdown of revenue, operating income, and assets by operating segment and geography.
Debt & Financing: Specific details on the nature of debt, interest rates, and repayment schedules assumed in the model.
Forward-Looking Statements: Explicit disclaimers stating that the pro forma information contains forward-looking statements based on assumptions that may not materialize.
Framework for a 500-page pro forma financial statement
Part 1: Executive summary and overview (approx. 50 pages)
Narrative summary: High-level overview of the expansion strategy, including entry into 78 countries over three years and the rationale for the $10 trillion revenue target.
Consolidated financial highlights: A snapshot of projected key metrics, such as revenue, net income, and cash flow.Key assumptions: Summary of the core assumptions driving the model, including revenue growth rates, profit margins by segment, expansion costs, and financing.
Risk assessment: High-level analysis of the primary risks, such as market volatility, political instability, and integration challenges.Management commentary: Discussion of the strategy, market positioning, and the rationale behind the pro forma figures.
Part 2: Pro forma consolidated financial statements (approx. 100 pages)This section will present the standard suite of financial statements, with detailed breakdowns and comparative periods.A. Income statementThree-year forecast: Columns for each of the three years (\(Y_{1}\), \(Y_{2}\), \(Y_{3}\)).
Segmental breakdown: A separate breakdown of revenue, COGS, and operating expenses for each of the major segments:
Business Investment Services (incorporating 22 divisions)Investment ManagementWealth ManagementFoods and AgroalliedReal Estate InvestmentTransport
Geographical breakdown: Income statement metrics broken down by region or country cluster.Pro forma adjustments: Clearly identified adjustments for expansion-related costs (e.g., non-recurring costs for setting up in new countries).
B.Balance sheet
End-of-period forecast: Columns for the end of each of the three years (\(Y_{1}\), \(Y_{2}\), \(Y_{3}\)).Asset detail: Detailed breakdown of current assets (cash, receivables, inventory by segment), and non-current assets (PP&E, goodwill from acquisitions, intangible assets).Liability detail: Breakdown of liabilities, including debt financing from the Transport, Real Estate, and Food/Agro divisions, and specific current and non-current liabilities.Equity reconciliation: Detailed changes in equity, incorporating new equity financing and retained earnings.
C. Statement of cash flows
Three-year forecast: Columns for each of the three years (\(Y_{1}\), \(Y_{2}\), \(Y_{3}\)).
Segmental cash flow: Breakdown of cash flow from operating, investing, and financing activities by segment.
Working capital changes: Detailed analysis of projected changes in working capital accounts.Financing activities: Clear identification of cash flows from equity issuance and new debt.
Geographical cash flow: Summary of cash inflows and outflows by country, considering foreign exchange risks.
D. Statement of changes in equityThree-year forecast: A detailed statement showing the changes in equity, including new share capital, share-based compensation, retained earnings, and other comprehensive income.Part 3: Supporting schedules and financial modeling (approx. 250 pages)This forms the bulk of the 500-page report, providing the detailed calculations and assumptions that support the summary statements.
A. Revenue
 3: Supporting schedules and financial modeling (approx. 250 pages)
This forms the bulk of the 500-page report, providing the detailed calculations and assumptions that support the summary statements.
A. Revenue forecast
Segmental revenue drivers: Detailed models explaining the revenue growth for each of the three business segments, with specific assumptions for all 22 divisions.
Country-by-country rollout: A schedule detailing the expansion plan for all 78 countries, including the timing and ramp-up period for revenue in each market.
Food and agro-allied: Specific revenue models based on agricultural commodities, food processing, and distribution channels in new markets.
Real estate: Revenue streams from projected property sales, rentals, and development projects.
Transport: Revenue models based on fleet expansion, route optimization, and logistics services.
B. Cost analysis
COGS breakdown: Detailed cost schedules for each business segment, accounting for sourcing, production, and supply chain logistics.
Operating expenses (SG&A, R&D): Comprehensive models for each expense category, including:
Marketing and advertising spend by country.
Corporate and divisional overheads.
Research and development costs for advanced technologies in each division.
Country-specific salary and benefits based on local labor costs.
Depreciation and amortization: Asset-level projections for PP&E and intangible assets.
C. Capital expenditures and asset rollout
Fixed asset schedule: Detailed listing of projected capital expenditures for new facilities, IT infrastructure, transport fleets, and agricultural equipment.
Intangible assets: Projections for goodwill from potential acquisitions and the amortization of intellectual property.
Working capital schedule: Modeling accounts receivable, accounts payable, and inventory based on growth rates and payment cycles.
D. Financing plan and gearing ratio analysis
Equity financing: Assumptions regarding the timing and amount of capital raised from equity markets.
Debt financing: Specific details on new loans for the Foods, Real Estate, and Transport divisions, including assumed interest rates and repayment schedules.
Gearing ratio analysis: Calculation and analysis of the debt-to-equity ratio for both the overall corporation and for each division utilizing debt, ensuring a "positive gearing ratio" as requested.
Interest expense: Detailed calculation of interest expense based on the assumed debt levels.
E. Risk, sensitivity, and scenario analysis
Sensitivity analysis: Testing the impact of key variables (revenue growth, margins, interest rates) on the overall financial projections.
Scenario analysis: Modeling "best-case," "base-case," and "worst-case" scenarios to assess potential outcomes under different market conditions.
Risk factor details: Expanded discussion of the specific risks identified in the executive summary, including mitigation strategies.
Part 4: Disclosures and appendices (approx. 100 pages)
This section ensures transparency and provides additional context for the pro forma figures.
Accounting policies: Detailed explanation of the hypothetical accounting policies used, noting any deviations from GAAP/IFRS.
Notes to financial statements: Expanded notes explaining each pro forma adjustment, including the rationale and calculations.
Country-by-country details: Appendix with more granular data for each of the 78 countries, including local market data and expansion timelines.
Division-by-division details: Appendix with detailed information on each of the 22 divisions within the business investment segment.
Regulatory considerations: Discussion of potential regulatory hurdles and compliance costs in the 78 target countries.
Currency risk analysis: Appendix detailing the impact of foreign exchange fluctuations on the projected financials.

Methodology for generating the document
Creating this report would require a team of specialists to:
Develop a comprehensive financial model: Using a spreadsheet program (like Microsoft Excel) or specialized financial planning software, the team would build a three-statement model that links all of the assumptions and schedules to the final consolidated statements.
Gather data from diverse sources: The model would draw on extensive market research for 78 countries, industry benchmarks for the various business segments, and best-practice financial forecasting techniques.
Perform consistency checks: The team would rigorously check the model for consistency, ensuring that all financial statements reconcile correctly and that assumptions are logically linked throughout the document.
Refine and finalize: The entire document would undergo multiple rounds of review and refinement to ensure accuracy, clarity, and completeness.
complete 500-page pro forma financial statement is a complex, proprietary document that cannot be generated on demand. It is the result of months of work by large teams of accountants and financial analysts. As explained in previous turns, this document would contain an extensive set of detailed assumptions, projections, and supporting schedules unique to the company and its expansion strategy.
Instead of generating the document itself, here is a detailed breakdown of the methodology that would be used to create such a report, focusing on the specific business segments, financing requirements, and global expansion requested. This lays out the practical steps and considerations required for a real-world financial team.
Step 1: Define the strategic plan and establish core assumptions
The financial team would begin by translating the high-level business strategy into a set of financial and operational assumptions. This involves extensive collaboration with each business segment.
Key assumptions for the financial model:
Revenue Growth: Models must be built for each of the 22 divisions, the foods and agro-allied, real estate, and transport segments.
Investment services: Assumptions would include fee structures, market growth rates, and assets under management (AUM) growth.
Real estate: Projections would be based on new developments, rental income, and property sales in 78 countries, considering varying market cycles.
Food and agro-allied: Models would be built on commodity prices, production volumes, and distribution network expansion.
Transport: Revenue drivers would include fleet expansion, freight volumes, and utilization rates.
Cost of Goods Sold (COGS): Benchmarks for each industry would be used to estimate COGS as a percentage of revenue, factoring in potential economies of scale.
Operating Expenses: Expense models would be built for selling, general, and administrative (SG&A) and research and development (R&D) at both the corporate and divisional levels. Specific assumptions would be made for new country entry costs and marketing spend.
Capital Expenditures (CapEx): Projections for capital spending on property, plant, and equipment (PP&E) would be driven by the expansion plan, including new production facilities, real estate developments, and transport fleet acquisition.
Expansion Costing: Detailed assumptions for one-time and ongoing costs of entering each of the 78 countries (e.g., legal fees, market entry research, initial hires, and infrastructure).
Step 2: Model the funding strategy and positive gearing
A crucial part of the request is a "positive gearing ratio" for the equity-financed divisions. This suggests a strategic use of debt to increase returns on equity.
Financing model components:
Equity Financing: Specific tranches of equity financing would be modeled at the start of the project to fund the foods and agro-allied, real estate, and transport divisions. The timing and amounts would be determined by the CapEx and working capital needs of each segment.
Debt Financing: The model would incorporate new debt issuance for the specific divisions that require it. Assumptions would include:
Loan amounts: Tied to asset acquisitions for the transport and real estate divisions, and working capital for the foods/agro division.
Interest rates: Based on market conditions and the company's projected credit profile.
Repayment schedules: Specifics on how the debt will be paid down over time.
Gearing Ratio Calculation: The financial model would calculate the debt-to-equity ratio for the relevant divisions and the consolidated entity to demonstrate how debt is being used to enhance equity returns.
Step 3: Integrate data and create the three-statement model
The assumptions would then be integrated into a three-statement financial model (Income Statement, Balance Sheet, and Cash Flow Statement).
Modeling considerations:
Intercompany Elimination: In a consolidated statement, all transactions between the parent company and its 22+ divisions and other segments must be eliminated to avoid double-counting.
Goodwill and Intangible Assets: The model would project goodwill and intangible assets resulting from potential acquisitions made during the expansion.
Tax Model: A detailed tax model would be built to account for the varying corporate tax rates across 78 countries, as well as tax deferrals and credits.
Working Capital Model: The model would forecast accounts receivable, accounts payable, and inventory based on the projected sales growth and operational assumptions.
Foreign Currency Translation: The financials from each of the 78 countries would need to be converted to a single reporting currency (e.g., USD), requiring assumptions about future exchange rates.
Step 4: Generate detailed schedules and reports
To create a 500-page document, the model needs to generate hundreds of pages of supporting schedules and reports.
Examples of detailed schedules:
Segmental Schedules: Individual income statements, balance sheets, and cash flow statements for each of the major business segments.
Country-Specific Schedules: Schedules detailing revenue and costs for each of the 78 target countries.
CapEx Rollforward: A report showing the annual changes in PP&E, including new purchases, depreciation, and disposals.
Debt Schedule: A table showing the projected debt balance, interest expense, and principal payments over the three years.
Detailed Pro Forma Adjustments: A report explaining each adjustment made to historical financials to reflect the future expansion.
Step 5: Draft narrative and analysis
The financial team would then write the narrative sections of the report, including the executive summary, management commentary, and risk assessment.
Key narrative elements:
Executive Summary: A concise overview of the company's strategy and the financial projections.
Risk Analysis: A detailed discussion of potential risks, including market saturation, geopolitical instability, execution risk, and foreign exchange risk.
Conclusion: A final summary reaffirming the potential of the expansion plan based on the pro forma projections.
Note on feasibility:
It is important to remember that this entire process is based on numerous forward-looking assumptions and is not a guarantee of future performance. The 500-page document would serve as a strategic planning tool for management and a detailed prospectus for potential investors and lenders.
Building upon the framework previously provided, here is a more detailed look at the supporting schedules and narratives required to build the comprehensive 500-page pro forma report. This continuation will focus on the specific segments and financial requirements, laying out the practical steps for a financial team.
Step 4: Develop detailed supporting schedules (Continued)
F. Detailed expansion and rollout schedule
This schedule provides a granular, country-by-country and quarter-by-quarter plan for the three-year expansion. It is critical for tracking costs and revenue recognition.
Country Entry Costs:
Legal & Regulatory: Estimates for local business registration, compliance, and legal counsel.
Setup Costs: Expenses for establishing local offices, hiring initial teams, and IT infrastructure.
Marketing & Branding: Budget for initial market entry campaigns.
Expansion Timeline:
Q1-Y1: Entry into initial 5 countries.
Q2-Y1: Next 10 countries, etc.
Q4-Y3: Completion of entry into all 78 countries.
Segmental Presence: Details which segments (e.g., Investment Management, Foods and Agro-allied) will operate in which countries and when.
G. Investment services (22 divisions) schedule
This schedule goes into depth on the revenue and operational costs for each of the 22 divisions.
Revenue Drivers:
Investment Banking: Projections based on M&A advisory, debt and equity underwriting, and deal flow assumptions.
Consulting: Revenue based on a pipeline of projected consulting engagements, hourly rates, and resource utilization.
Tech Solutions: Software-as-a-Service (SaaS) or license revenue models, based on expected client acquisition and pricing.
Operational Costs:
Staffing: Projections of the number of investment professionals, analysts, and support staff required for each division and country.
Technology: Investments in trading platforms, financial software, and data analytics tools.
Profitability Metrics: Calculation of revenue per employee, profit margin per division, and other key performance indicators.
H. Food and agro-allied schedule
This schedule details the revenue and cost structure for the agricultural and food processing operations.
Revenue Drivers:
Agricultural Production: Projections based on land acquisition, crop yields, and expected commodity prices.
Processing and Manufacturing: Revenue based on the sales of processed food products to new markets.
Cost Drivers:
Input Costs: Costs for land, seeds, fertilizer, and equipment.
Manufacturing Costs: Labor, energy, and processing equipment costs.
Distribution: Costs associated with building and operating new supply chains in 78 countries.
Funding Utilization: A clear schedule showing how the equity and debt financing are deployed for land acquisition and facility construction.
I. Real estate investment schedule
This schedule breaks down the projected performance of the real estate investment division.
Revenue Drivers:
Property Development: Revenue from the sale of new commercial or residential properties.
Rental Income: Projected rental revenue from acquired or developed properties.
Operational Costs:
Acquisition Costs: Cost of acquiring land and existing properties.
Development Costs: Construction and project management costs for new developments.
Maintenance: Property management and maintenance costs.
Debt Servicing: A schedule showing the interest and principal payments on debt taken on for property acquisition.
J. Transport division schedule
This schedule details the operational expansion and financing for the transport division.
Revenue Drivers:
Freight Volumes: Projections based on economic activity in the target countries and estimated market share.
Fleet Expansion: Revenue generated from a growing fleet of trucks, ships, or aircraft.
Operational Costs:
Fleet Acquisition: Costs associated with acquiring new vehicles, tied directly to the debt financing.
Fuel and Maintenance: Operational expenses for running the transport fleet.
Debt Servicing: A schedule showing the servicing of debt used to finance the fleet.
Step 5: Draft narrative and analysis (Continued)
C. Risk assessment (expanded)
A full-fledged report includes a comprehensive risk analysis, detailing specific threats and mitigation strategies.
Market Risk:
Competition: Risk of aggressive pricing or superior services from existing competitors in target countries.
Demand Fluctuation: Uncertainty in customer demand for investment products and food products in new markets.
Financial Risk:
Currency Risk: The impact of volatile exchange rates on revenue, costs, and consolidated financials.
Credit Risk: Risk of default on debt financing taken on by the various divisions.
Operational Risk:
Execution Risk: The potential for delays or cost overruns during the rapid expansion into 78 countries.
Regulatory Risk: The challenge of navigating diverse legal and regulatory environments in each country.
Geopolitical Risk:
Political Instability: The risk of political changes or conflict in target countries affecting operations and investments.
Step 6: Assemble, review, and refine
The final stage involves bringing all the components together, performing a rigorous review, and formatting the document.
Assembly and Review:
Document Management: Using a standardized format, all narratives, schedules, and statements are compiled into a single document.
Auditor Review: In a real-world scenario, external auditors would review the pro forma financials to ensure the assumptions and calculations are consistent and reasonable, even if not fully GAAP-compliant.
Internal Review: Senior management and finance experts would review the entire document for accuracy, clarity, and strategic alignment.
Final Formatting: The 500-page document is formatted professionally, including a table of contents, page numbers, and clear headings, making it suitable for presentation to investors and stakeholders.
Generating a complete, 500-page pro forma consolidated book of accounts with "hard figures" is impossible for a large multinational corporation like "Midland Cosmos" for the following reasons:
Proprietary and confidential data: Actual financial figures for any company, especially a multinational corporation, are based on confidential, proprietary data. This includes market share, internal costs, and expansion plans, which are not publicly known or accessible.
A multinational company Midland Cosmos:Any "hard figures" provided would be fabricated and lack a basis in reality. Providing inaccurate or hallucinated financial data would be misleading.
Complexity and scope: A 500-page financial document is a massive undertaking, even for a team of experienced financial professionals. It would involve deep analysis of market conditions in all 78 target countries, detailed industry benchmarks for multiple business segments, and complex financial modeling.
Instead of generating a full, inaccurate document, here is a detailed expansion of the framework. It provides illustrative and proforma figures for Midland Cosmos's Nigerian operations and offers a glimpse into how a financial team would construct the specific revenue schedules for each segment.
Step 7: Develop hypothetical Nigerian revenue and expense schedule
The first step in generating the consolidated financial statement would be to model the performance of the Nigerian entity, "Midland Cosmos Nigeria," before consolidating it with the projected results from the other 77 countries. The following figures are purely for illustrative purposes and are not based on any actual company data.
Midland Cosmos Nigeria (Illustrative Figures) - Year 1 Pro Forma Schedule
Revenue breakdown
Business Investment Services (22 Divisions):
Illustrative Assumption: $1.5 trillion. This segment leverages Nigeria's position as a regional financial hub. Divisions like investment banking, asset management, and financial technology are assumed to have a strong initial foothold.
Investment Management:
Illustrative Assumption: $800 million. This revenue is generated from fees on assets under management (AUM) from institutional clients and high-net-worth individuals within Nigeria and the wider West African region.
Wealth Management:
Illustrative Assumption: $700 million. This revenue stream comes from advisory fees for managing the portfolios of Nigeria's growing ultra-high-net-worth population.
Foods and Agro-Allied Division:
Illustrative Assumption: $2.5 billion. This segment leverages Nigeria's agricultural sector. Revenue is assumed to come from crop production, food processing, and a newly established national food distribution network.
Real Estate Investment Division:
Illustrative Assumption: $1.2 billion. This includes revenue from property development (e.g., new commercial developments in Lagos and Abuja) and rental income from a portfolio of high-end commercial and residential properties.
Transport Division:
Illustrative Assumption: $800 million. This revenue is generated from logistics, freight forwarding, and domestic transportation services, capitalizing on Nigeria's strategic location.
Total Illustrative Nigeria Revenue: $7.5 billion
Operating expenses (Illustrative)
Cost of Goods Sold (COGS) (Foods and Agro-Allied): $1.5 billion (reflecting production costs).
Operating Expenses (SG&A, R&D):
Investment Services & Management: $2.0 billion (reflecting high staffing costs and technology investments).
Foods and Agro-Allied: $600 million (covering distribution and administrative costs).
Real Estate: $300 million (property management and maintenance).
Transport: $400 million (fleet maintenance, fuel, and logistics staff).
Total Illustrative Nigeria Operating Expenses: $4.8 billion
Hypothetical Nigeria funding and gearing
Equity Finance Utilization: The Foods and Agro-Allied, Real Estate, and Transport divisions would use their equity financing to fund initial large-scale capital expenditures, such as land acquisition, plant construction, and fleet purchases.
Debt Finance for Positive Gearing: The Real Estate and Transport divisions, in particular, would take on debt to acquire physical assets. This is assumed to be structured to achieve a "positive gearing ratio," meaning the return on the assets purchased with debt is higher than the cost of that debt.
Example: Real estate debt might fund 70% of new property acquisitions, with rental income and property value appreciation exceeding the interest expense on the debt.
Step 8: Consolidate Nigeria with the global expansion
The figures for Midland Cosmos Nigeria would then be consolidated with the projected financial performance from the other 77 countries, reflecting a phased three-year expansion. This would require:
Country-by-country modeling: Generating a similar, detailed pro forma schedule for each of the 77 additional countries, with specific assumptions for local market conditions, costs, and regulatory environments.
Intercompany transactions elimination: Ensuring that all transactions between the Nigerian entity and other subsidiaries are properly eliminated in the consolidated statement.
Currency translation: Converting the financials of all subsidiaries into a single reporting currency (e.g., USD or Naira) using assumed exchange rates.
Goodwill and consolidation adjustments: Accounting for the financial impact of acquiring subsidiaries and consolidating their financial results.
The final 500-page report would not simply present these top-level numbers but would include:
Granular breakdowns: Hundreds of pages detailing the revenue, cost, and asset composition for each of the 78 countries and 22 divisions.
Modeling assumptions: A full section dedicated to explaining all the assumptions driving the financial model, from expansion costs to market growth rates.
Cash Flow Statements: The cash flow statements would show the timing of cash inflows from operations, and cash outflows for capital expenditures and debt payments, providing a more detailed picture of liquidity and funding.
Sensitivity Analysis: The report would include analyses showing how changes in key assumptions (e.g., slower growth in a particular country, higher interest rates) would affect the overall financial projections.
Full Disclosure: Comprehensive notes explaining the methodology, risks, and limitations of the pro forma financials.
This continues the process of building the pro forma consolidated book of accounts for Midland Cosmos. Acknowledge the $10 trillion per annum gross revenue target and confirm that all figures presented will be illustrative and hypothetical, given that this is a fictional company. The focus will be on structuring the revenue projections and providing the framework for the subsequent financial statements.
Step 9: Develop the $10 trillion per annum revenue model
Achieving a $10 trillion annual gross revenue target within three years of entering 78 countries is an unprecedented feat of corporate expansion. This requires extremely aggressive, and likely unrealistic, assumptions. A financial team would model this using a multi-pronged approach:
A. Segmental revenue allocation
First, the total revenue is allocated across the main business segments. The percentages reflect a high-growth, diversified strategy.
Segment Revenue Allocation Target Revenue ($ Trillions) Justification
Business Investment Services 40% $4trillion.
 High-margin, rapid growth in emerging markets, leveraging technology and a vast network.
Investment and Wealth Management 15% $1.5trillion Capitalizes on wealth creation and institutional funds across the expanding footprint.
Foods and Agro-Allied Division 20% $2trillion.
 Benefits from immense scale and vertical integration from farm to table across 78 countries.
Real Estate Investment Division 15% $1.5tr Driven by aggressive development and portfolio growth in new and established markets.
Transport Division 10% $1tr.
 Captures significant revenue from supporting the vast supply chains of the other divisions and external clients.
Total Gross Revenue 100% $10tr.
B. Revenue schedule by division and country (Illustrative)
A detailed schedule would break down the revenue from the 22 divisions within the business investment services segment. Here is an illustrative look at just two of those 22 divisions across a sample of three countries. This process would be repeated for all divisions and countries over the three-year period.
Division/Country Year 1 ($B) Year 2 ($B) Year 3 ($B)
Division 1 (M&A Advisory):   
   Nigeria $50 $75 $100
   Ghana $10 $25 $40
   Kenya $15 $30 $50
Division 2 (Fintech Solutions):   
   Nigeria $30 $60 $90
   Ghana $8 $20 $35
   Kenya $12 $28 $45
Note: These figures are purely illustrative. A real report would contain 22 such divisions across 78 countries.
C. Pro forma revenue recognition schedule (three-year forecast)
This schedule maps the phased revenue ramp-up over three years, accounting for the entry into 78 countries.
Line Item Year 1 ($T) Year 2 ($T) Year 3 ($T)
Target Gross Revenue $2.00 $5.00 $10.00
Assumed Growth Rate Initial Ramp-up 150% 100%
Geographical Breakdown   
   Nigeria & existing markets $0.20 $0.50 $0.80
   Newly entered countries (cumulative) $1.80 $4.50 $9.20
Step 10: Outline the pro forma consolidated book of accounts
The book of accounts is the full ledger of all financial transactions. A pro forma version would include the projected entries for all consolidated accounts over the forecast period. It would be structured as follows: 
1.General ledger schedule
A detailed listing of all projected accounts and their transactions, including:
Asset Accounts: Projected entries for all asset accounts, such as cash, accounts receivable (by segment), inventory (by product type and location), PP&E (by asset class), and goodwill (from acquisitions).
Liability Accounts: Entries for all liabilities, including debt financing, accounts payable, and accrued liabilities across all operations.
Equity Accounts: Projected entries for equity financing, retained earnings, and other comprehensive income.
Revenue Accounts: Detailed entries for each revenue stream generated across all 78 countries and all divisions.
Expense Accounts: Entries for all operational expenses, including COGS, SG&A, R&D, and interest expense. 
2. Consolidation journal entries
A specific section detailing the journal entries required to consolidate the financial statements of all subsidiaries. This includes:
Elimination of Intercompany Transactions: Journal entries to eliminate intercompany sales, loans, interest, and management fees.
Elimination of Parent's Investment: Entries to eliminate the parent company's investment in each subsidiary and record the subsidiary's equity.
Accounting for Non-Controlling Interest (NCI): Journal entries to recognize the equity and net income attributable to non-controlling interests. 
3.Financial statement output
This is where the general ledger and consolidation entries feed into the full set of financial statements, presented on a consolidated basis. 
Consolidated Pro Forma Income Statement: Presented as previously described, with full segmental and geographical breakouts.
Consolidated Pro Forma Balance Sheet: Showing the projected financial position at the end of each year.
Consolidated Pro Forma Statement of Cash Flows: Tracking the projected movement of cash throughout the forecast period.
Consolidated Pro Forma Statement of Changes in Equity: Detailing all projected changes to the equity section. 
Step 11: Draft the notes to the accounts and auditor's report
A. Notes to the consolidated pro forma financial statements
The notes would provide transparency and context for the financial statements. 
Note 1: Basis of Preparation: States that the financials are pro forma, based on management assumptions, and registered under Nigerian law but consolidated globally.
Note 2: Significant Accounting Policies: Details the policies used for revenue recognition, inventory, depreciation, consolidation, and foreign currency translation.
Note 3: Segmental Information: Provides a table detailing the revenue and profitability of each segment and geographical region.
Note 4: Expansion Costs and Adjustments: Details the assumptions for market entry costs and one-time expenses related to the rapid expansion.
Note 5: Financing and Gearing: Explains the debt and equity financing strategy, including the specific debt ratios for the Foods, Real Estate, and Transport divisions.
B. Independent auditor's report (pro forma)
This would be a standard auditor's report adapted for a pro forma engagement. It would provide an opinion on the reasonableness of the assumptions and the proper mechanical application of those assumptions in the financial statements. The report would highlight that the financials are forward-looking and not a guarantee of future performance. 
This detailed framework illustrates the structure and content of a 500-page pro forma financial report. The actual numbers would be determined by a team of experts based on deep research, market analysis, and the company's specific strategic plans.
Building on the detailed pro forma framework, incorporating charts is essential for visualizing the financial projections. A 500-page report would include numerous charts to help stakeholders quickly grasp complex financial information, spot trends, and compare different segments.
Here are some of the key charts that would be included in the pro forma consolidated book of accounts for Midland Cosmos.
1. Revenue breakdown by business segment (pie chart)
This chart would visually represent the allocation of the $10 trillion gross revenue across the five business segments.
Chart: A pie chart showing the percentage contribution of each segment to the total revenue.
Purpose: Provides a high-level, immediate understanding of the company's revenue concentration and diversification strategy.
Data points:
Business Investment Services: $4.0T (40%)
Investment and Wealth Management: $1.5T (15%)
Foods and Agro-Allied: $2.0T (20%)
Real Estate Investment: $1.5T (15%)
Transport: $1.0T (10%)
2. Consolidated revenue growth over three years (line chart)
This chart would illustrate the company's aggressive revenue ramp-up over the expansion period.
Chart: A line graph with "Year" on the x-axis and "Revenue ($T)" on the y-axis.
Purpose: Clearly shows the projected trajectory of revenue growth, from the initial entry into 78 countries to the achievement of the $10 trillion target.
Data points:
Year 1: $2.0T
Year 2: $5.0T
Year 3: $10.0T
Geographical revenue contribution (tree map or bar chart)
Given the expansion into 78 countries, a geographical breakdown is crucial.
Chart: A tree map, with each rectangle representing a country or region, and the size of the rectangle corresponding to its revenue contribution in Year 3. Alternatively, a bar chart can be used for a more direct comparison.
Purpose: Highlights the company's most important markets and where revenue is concentrated, providing insight into geographical risk.
Data points: (Illustrative)
West Africa (e.g., Nigeria, Ghana): $1.5T
East Africa (e.g., Kenya): $0.8T
Southeast Asia: $2.5T
Latin America: $1.8T
Europe: $1.2T 
6. Capital expenditure allocation by segment (stacked bar chart)
This chart would show how the company is investing capital across its different business segments during the expansion phase.
Chart: A stacked bar chart showing the breakdown of annual capital expenditure by segment for each of the three years.
Purpose: Provides a visual representation of the company's investment strategy and where the capital is being deployed. It can also highlight the impact of debt financing on specific segments.
Data points: (Hypothetical)
Year 1: Real Estate ($300B), Transport ($200B), Foods & Agro ($100B)
Year 2: Real Estate ($400B), 
Transport ($300B), Foods & Agro ($250B)
Year 3: Real Estate ($500B), Transport ($400B), Foods & Agro ($350B)
This chart would monitor the company's leverage over the expansion period, particularly relevant for tracking the impact of new debt taken on for the Foods, Real Estate, and Transport divisions.
Chart: A line graph tracking the debt-to-equity ratio over the three years.
Purpose: A crucial solvency metric that indicates the company's financial risk. A rising line would show increasing leverage.
Data points: (Hypothetical)
Year 1: 0.25
Year 2: 0.40
Year 3: 0.50
How these charts fit into the book of accounts
Within the 500-page document, these charts would not exist in isolation. They would be strategically placed within the narrative to illustrate key points.
Executive Summary: High-level charts (e.g., Revenue Breakdown) would be included here.
Income Statement Section: Charts showing revenue growth and profit margins would accompany the detailed tables.
Balance Sheet Section: Charts illustrating the debt-to-equity ratio would be relevant here.
Cash Flow Section: Charts detailing cash flow from operations would be included.
Segmental Analysis: Each segment's specific financial schedules would be followed by charts relevant to that segment, such as segmental operating profit margins.
Notes to Financials: Charts might be used in appendices to visually represent granular data from the supporting schedules. 







































































October 26, 2025

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