Haikus

Dodos hardly comprehend their fuddy-duddy,

O old fogeys, antediluvian, stick in the mud,mossbacks,

Gallivanting as if thrashes is feasible in old folks homes.

Oft to dismiss the bum's rush,pink slipp,

Conge,to the boors,

From the little time immoral to the antiquity of the buccaneers.

The spanks on old langsygne are quite unfortunate.