Genre: Fantasy / Slice of Life
Characters: DRAGON, KNIGHT
SETTING: A cave filled with... laundry.
KNIGHT: Where is the gold? The rubies? The Maidens?
DRAGON: (Folding a giant sock) Do you have any idea how much it costs to heat a cave this size? I pawned the gold for an HVAC system.
KNIGHT: I came here for a legendary battle.
DRAGON: I have a bad back and a pile of mismatched socks. If you want to fight, go talk to the HOA. They’re the real monsters.
KNIGHT: (Picks up a shield) This is a salad spinner.
DRAGON: It’s multi-purpose. Leave.
[END
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