The Magic Mirror’s Honest Day
Characters: QUEEN, MIRROR
SETTING: A royal chamber.
QUEEN: Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?
MIRROR: Honestly? Snow White. But your skincare routine is a close second.
QUEEN: I asked for "the fairest," not "the runner-up."
MIRROR: Look, I’m tired of the lies. You’ve got great cheekbones, but your personality is a solid 2. Snow White does bird calls. People like that.
QUEEN: (Reaching for a hammer)
MIRROR: Okay, okay! You! It’s you! (Under its breath) Toxic workplace...
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