Solastalgia

Did he hold the L to quake him dour?

Not to be chalked himself by solastalgia

A choppelganger of his own uncanny valley 

Not the benediction of buttermom to grease him sane and pookie

But aloft agentic did his aunty's aura

Not pine him off his tingle of almond mom

Where bluepilled gastronomy spike him the risky cholesterol at his artery 

Did he hears his aunty's blacent to bedrot him wits 

And lo quell him to pertinence and shrewdness?

A blerd with blue heart or black heart whose bodytea in the wanton sand of time 

Pothered him as bomboclat and a jerk

Once a pernicious brainrot a braggadocious borg and freaking bop,

A bricky Boujee befriended by ratcheting wrenches of bruzzes and broligarchies 

How come this butthurt of California sober and a Chad of canon event 

Caught in 4k transmogrifies from the threnody of chopped chode and chuzzy chud?

A cottagecore beyond the clouts of crufts

Not in delulu of dead rose emoji

Smitten in the cuffing season of wits undergoing shrewdest darvo,

Surmounted the duckfaced elevens and doomers 

And enshittification of enbied netiquettes

In the everyday carries of failsons,hobos and tramps,

Wail the missing mothercarey'chickens in this cannon of gallivanting clouts,

Fridges of femboys ,fugazis,fubars and fanum taxes 

A getsendy of gen alpha in their Genz stares 

Haunted by glaze and gleek of gishgallops

And a grinding grindset of groyper and hardly an unflattering glow up in their green flag

What a greebly gravy seal!GTFO

Headasses in their pantomime,a gyatt and Gucci of gimcracks in their ballyhoo 

Who has kept this thistle of hombres a lifelong bedridden 

Bushwhacked in their belly aches and belly laugh ?

Prejudice or Gregorian chants?

Of course the former pothers

I just burst out laughing (IJBOL)

A jabroni of jawns

If you know you know (IYKYK)

If you scoff you alone would bear

Kittenness of kitten hobs in their coyness 

Espieglerie of knaves and colts in their whimsicality 

Thundercloud upon thunderclap,thunderstorm in thundergoose rattling their chests,

A credenza, cabinetries,piesafes, garde robes, etagere ,clothespresses of ill mannered sloths 

And china closets of mountebanks estimating and puttering Achilles heel