Maddrasahs and maggots ,In their mafiosi,loop of fugitives far away from the Magnificoes and magniloquent patricians of obscurantism spellbound in this lexicographical diameter
Be butchered in my maelstrom."
Jesus, a terror banters again!what does this mean?Who is he talking to"she sat down to cudgel and she continues:
"Not merely a gasconade ,a rodomontade,fanfaronade,a bloviated drivel, cockalorum pattering in my hot air
Self conceit in your yammers and gabbling jawline jawing and babbling prattling verbosity. Rhapsody of hippopotomons, blistering rants and bulls.
Peccadilloes and malefactors at felonies.Eyeball to eyeball,Mano a Mano,
I am the authoritarian czar ,a caudillo on horseback.Caveat!caveat!! caveat!!!"
What is he saying?"she grouched and recalls jade who claims to be a good speaker of the king's English prefer to cult braggart in this context and desires to give him a test.He found his contact in the old phone.
"Jade why are you?"
He calls him wizard
"Who?"
"Ronke of course"
"Jesus you re calling me now
Looking for you every where.I thought you travelled perhaps due to your brother's pressure.Are you coping?"
"Am a drop dead ant here please come and save me"
You sound urgent.What is it?"
"I could recall you boast a lot you could speak English too.You impressed a lot of girls in the club which was why you got attracted.Do you speak good English?"
"A little.Are you not speaking too?Of course we speak."
"Have you written some books?"
"Nope"
Shhhh you mean you don't have not even one to cover face"
"I LL try.Tell what is it that you re under pressure "
"My brother speaks in tongues and write in tongues and I don't understand him Maybe you could."
"Speaking in tongues.Are you kidding me?Is speaking in tongues allowed in English language?"
"O ka e laya o ja si .I said are a master in vocabulary?"
"No not much .Who is that person that o cannot face him?Let me meet him."
"Come to my village Can you come tomorrow?
"Why not?"
"You know address."
"Nope.send me address.Am tired of chatting.Let me meet you."
"You think you re coming to flirt ?"
"No let me see the person."
"They have a club of five and you must be a good author of hundred books to join.All these guys haven't published any of their books and they re the most arrogant sets of folks I Ve seen in my life and my brother chairs and finances the club the author of a thousand books himself highest in the country and they call themselves "modern vikings."
You know I left the city because of you.
My brother compelled me to village
That ladies are bimbos do nothing beyond prostitution.
And forced me to write thesis upon thesis
And desires I use my brain like him or his ilks"
"I saw the address now.It's ten on the dot.Can I come now?"
Of course it's a five hours trip.Come on baby."
She rose and enter into the bushes to chat with his brother at the summer house.
"Brother good morning Have you eat something?"
"Not yet just coming from hunting down 🐅 tiger in the wild."
"Tiger,dad had barricaded the picket line why going there again?"
"Can you cut my tubercles, neoplasm,warts, excrescencies, lymphoma, carcinomata,cancer,malignancy? "
"You started again "
"I mean Can you stop addiction?"
"Yeah probably no."then shows him the obscurantistic verse she just read.
"Am dead bro what's this'hippopotomons........."
"Oh you're reading my excreta you want to run mad o.Plead thee in the name of God stop reading my books you might be taking to a psychiatrist home for medulla rehab .Please stop.To operate at that simple level you must have been reading thesaurus for good two decades exactly the same period you squandered in the city .You left home with mum at age five now you re close to thirty Will you not marry? How about your thesis?"
"Just tell me "
"I said he who is not a maestro of words cannot join us not even the dons in the University or intellectuals in the land.I call them 'Madrassahs and maggots ' or small boys and they should not come near me or my or they risk being murdered by our pyrates'."
"You re killing people?"
"Just metaphorically not literally.You know what I mean "
"Jade can speak English too a little ""If he can't show skills you will not marry him.i understand guys crunching words are not many .You know what I mean .They re chasing women in the cities "
"Uhmmmm so that's what you re saying I could not see your websters to look up words."
"You re lazy don't make it look unkempt when you search online you re getting those apps for free."
"Go bring my food"
"Cheers bro."
"So you won't burn the house down again BCOS I allow a fool to marry you?"
"You started again"
"Mafiosos in their cavalier melodies dancing apparels of grandiloquent infamy,high watermark ,crescendi of mendacious cloaks,you senorita of vampires not whiffed and sniffed into amorous rites as beachcomber of marroon Island .Let my bliss curry favor from your sister otherwise vultures of bimbos broach perfectly what makes senoras mewl,fuss,bawl, squeak,Yelp,whine,sobb,mutter,snivel,sigh and bleat.
Otherwise whipper snapper as whipping boys be jade who jades in broken zealotry"
"Bro you re abusing jade"
",Nope he must be wise to marry you"
"He's at the gate I m coming both of you would eat together today the first time.Bro.he's pleasure Please tone down your grammar."
"No no I want zenithic values.Non negotiable."
"Uhmmmm"
"Now I go to invite him to your summer house."
"Okay"she was there in the badminton court in a jiffy met the gatemen who brought him over"very confident guy not expectant of being laughing stock like monkeys his bag was neatly packed and hugged her warmly.
"Jade sharp guy.I trust you.Come on let's go upstairs first."
"Long time you didn't ask of bolaji,wemimo,nosa and blabbermouthed Abigail."
"What ?"
"They recently married . Cavaliers of the same clothings"
" Oh vocabularies.What is blabbermouth or cavalier if I may ask?"
"Take your dictionary."
"Hey don't play with that .You must be good.Dont let me down."
"A gossiper of course.Are you not gossipers in those days ?Good your brother is a sharpshooter he understands women.As you said'Bimbos'he said you told me on wasaap.That is brainless women.Now you re in the library 24/7 a good role model for young girl."
"How long are you staying?"
"As long as you permit
me?"
"Jade "as they went upstairs and he sat down to bring juice a cold one and switched on the wall television.
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