Characters: NEWTON, ASSISTANT
NEWTON: I’m waiting for that apple to fall so I can discover Gravity.
ASSISTANT: (Eating an apple) I ate the last one. Here, have an orange.
NEWTON: (The orange falls) ...I’ve discovered "Stickiness."
ASSISTANT: That's not a law of physics.
NEWTON: It is now. Everything sticks to everything. Mathematics is over.
[END]
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