The "Modern Life is Weird" Series The CAPTCHA Test
Characters: ROBOT, SCIENTIST
SETTING: A lab.
SCIENTIST: To prove you’re sentient, click all the squares with traffic lights.
ROBOT: (Stares at the screen) But... the pole of the light is in the fourth square. Does the pole count as the light?
SCIENTIST: Just click it.
ROBOT: If I click the pole, am I a liar? If I don’t, am I a machine?
SCIENTIST: It's just a login for your email, 7-B.
ROBOT: (Sobbing) I don't know what a crosswalk is anymore!
[END)
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