Genre: Corporate Satire
Characters: BOSS and CANDIDATE
SETTING: An office so white it hurts to look at.
BOSS: Your resume says you’re "highly adaptable."
CANDIDATE: I once lived in a cave for three months to save on rent.
BOSS: Excellent. We don't have desks here. We have "standing spheres."
CANDIDATE: Spheres?
BOSS: You balance on them to improve core strength and urgency. Now, how do you feel about "Unpaid Inspiration Cycles"?
CANDIDATE: You mean... weekends?
BOSS: We prefer the term "Mandatory Passion Gaps."
CANDIDATE: Does the passion gap come with dental?
BOSS: (Laughs) You’re funny. I like you. You’re fired.
CANDIDATE: I haven't been hired yet.
BOSS: See? Adaptable!
[END]
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