Genre: Sci-Fi
Characters: ZORG and XILA (Aliens in human disguises)
SETTING: A grocery store produce aisle.
ZORG: (Holding a pineapple) This one is heavily armored. It will take a plasma cutter to reach the core.
XILA: It’s a fruit, Zorg. Put it down. We need the "Yellow Long-Curves."
ZORG: Bananas? They are genetically unstable. They turn into mush if you look at them too hard.
XILA: Just act natural. Look, a human is watching.
ZORG: (To a random shopper) GREETINGS FELLOW CARBON-BASED CALORIE CONSUMER. THESE VITAMIN-TUBES ARE OF HIGH QUALITY.
XILA: (Whispering) Too much, Zorg. Way too much.
[END
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