The Spoiler

The Spoiler (Thriller)

ELARA: Don’t open that cabinet.

MARK: Why? You think a monster is going to jump out?

ELARA: No. But if you open it, you’ll drop the blue mug. The one Mom gave you.

MARK: (Stops his hand) That’s specific.

ELARA: In three minutes, the phone is going to ring. It’s the hospital.

MARK: (Suddenly serious) Elara, stop. This isn't funny.

ELARA: I’m not joking. You’re going to drop the mug because your hands will start shaking when you see the caller ID.

MARK: (Defiantly opens the cabinet and grabs the mug) See? I’m holding it. It’s fine. I’m—

ELARA: (Softly) Drop it now, Mark. Get it over with. It’s easier if you don't fight it.

MANAGER: It says here you have "extensive experience in bone management."

CANDIDATE: (Bark)

MANAGER: And you’re fluent in... squirrel?

CANDIDATE: (Intense, low growl)

MANAGER: Look, I’ll be honest. The board is looking for someone with more "teeth." But your "paws-on" approach to team building is impressive.

CANDIDATE: (Wags tail, hits the desk loudly)

MANAGER: However, there is the issue of the... incident... at your last firm. Something about a mailman?

CANDIDATE: (Whimpers and hides face in paws)

MANAGER: Don't worry. We’ve all been there. Can you start Monday? We pay in dental chews and health insurance.

CANDIDATE: (Loud, joyful bark)

MANAGER: Great. Just try not to shed on the carpet. It’s brand new day