Genre: Legal Comedy
Characters: PROSECUTOR, BIG BAD WOLF (in a suit), JUDGE
SETTING: A courtroom.
PROSECUTOR: Mr. Wolf, did you or did you not huff and puff?
WOLF: I have severe allergies, Your Honor. That "straw house" was a hay fever nightmare.
PROSECUTOR: And the sticks?
WOLF: Structural instability! I sneezed and the whole thing collapsed. I was trying to help them clear the debris.
JUDGE: And why were you in the grandmother's bed?
WOLF: Identity theft is a serious crime, and I was trying to show her how easy it is to be impersonated!
[END]
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