Genre: Historical Comedy
Characters: CLEOPATRA and MARK ANTONY
SETTING: A tent. Map of the world on the table.
CLEO: It’s not the Roman Empire, Mark. It’s you.
ANTONY: I gave you half of the Mediterranean!
CLEO: And you forgot my birthday.
ANTONY: I was conquering Gaul! It’s hard to find a card shop in a war zone.
CLEO: Caesar would have found a way.
ANTONY: Oh, here we go. Bringing up the ex.
CLEO: At least Caesar’s statues have better hair. I’m keeping the palace. You get the ships.
ANTONY: Half the ships are sinking!
CLEO: Then you’d better start swimming.
[END]
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