"How did they get this myth?"
"Anyway myth you maybe right but they say the cosmic history was based on nine billion years of cosmic history and that was nevertheless the empirical database that proves the evidence of cosmological coupling."
"Nine billion years"
"I think they guess a lot."
"We all guess a lot.Just curiousity".
"I think they havent go far let alone comprehend the speed of light that may take them billions of years for human species to grapple not to talk of understanding the complex scenario in their hands.But if they use voodoo sciences such as you found in shores of Africa which has more than four million gods they might cover those scary gap in their understanding of the cosmos and reduce it to some thousands of years of not thunderstormed hundred . Otherwise goofs of pointificate could guestimate and conjecture into donkey years to come multiplying blunders"
"What do you advice them to do?"
"They should come to me not go to Elon musk my boy."
"I told I discovered the map of the cosmos.A friend of mine laughed at me when I say I will develop my rocket technology and I will transport a million Nigerians into space colonies every day a full year or the next 250 days cover the whole population and build mordern housing estates called estate Cosmos "
"How does that work?"
"Once you buy a house in our estate you take your flying space cab into the space and apart from carting a million together in the biggest space craft ever built at a single go but if you want your privacy you use the option of taking the space flying car instead of general option at the Nigerian commonwealth spaceways (NICOS).We now have both personalized and commonwealth ."
"With this era of artificial intelligence we build things faster what we take billions of years to do we can do it in a thousand years or in one day "
"One day?Are you crazy?"
"Yet one day carting a whole country into space at NICOS in 250 days".
"Uhmmmmm.pure magic."
"When I told a friend of mine on wasaap he laughed at me and said he will save the conversation on cloud for future reference.I told him once our private placement fund raising succeeded we would commence immediately.We raised fifty billion dollars overseas.We re about to commence."
"Wish you good luck.Dont you think the west is confused about space research?"
"They re not serious we have said times without number not serious.Had they gone to space at the time they said they did would not have stopped the space projects in 1972."
"You mean 'NASA'?"
"Yes.Were not serious.My mum didn't talk about the Americans and what a wise woman,he was fond of Yuri Gagarins of the fifties and sixties.Honest woman did not let them deceive her as they did to many with television effect of the period of the documentary that was shot in the studio to depict buzz aldrin and Apollo landed a fluke that was never to be."
"Many folks believe the moon hoax conspiracy theories is not true."
"Very true.They have evidence and the chap that brought us the whole conspiracy theories up worked in the same company that manufactured same Saturn V rockets that Americans used to go to space or that Sergey Korolev copied into Russia to catapult the Cosmonauts feet.Now Nigerian astronauts using their fetish technology would soon shock the world.Nastronauts would soon take over from Elon musk.See I have the map of the cosmos "
"My brother you get mouth."
"Anyway it's time for action."
"It's well.You mean fetish technology in Africa can be used to send fetish object or fetish 🚀 robotic rocket into black holes and it will penetrate enter and return without eating it up like Bermuda triangle?"
"That's why you are my brother ."
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