"You mean world longest?"
"Yeah"
"That would be herculean task.You.know we don't read in Nigeria.So no Nigerian can read it"
"But you re joker but me a Nigerian is trying to break that record"
"You must be out of your mind"
"Am dire serious and no joke please."
"Funny person in the next one thousand years nobody would break that record.So stop day dreaming."
"Then tell me how many pages if you know the book I was raving about"
"I don't know so you could continue with your lie right?"
"Have you read Hesiod and homer and their two books oddysey and illiad?"
"What?I don't know it.Where do you get all this information?You re killing yourself online "
"The two books about a thousand and one hundred forty pages long.You can finish in a day if you read 300 words per minute.Can you do it?I doubt you do.I Ve broken that record."
"Uhmmmmm.i think ..."
"The world largest book of poetry by a single poet Shannameh by Iranian or Persian fedowsi I Ve broken that record.the book is just the size of Hesiod and homer's books.Slightly around 1,200 or not 980 pages."
"So what the longest?"
"The longest is mabhaharata about 8848 pages long written by Lord Ganesha and recited by original poet a oral poet."
"You re completely mad"
"Just the size of Arnold Toynbee 's book on history more than 8,000pages."
"And the world largest book of literature "
"Oh you want to know that...."
"So you can win Nobel laureate like wole Soyinka?"
"Of course.Because you dusted mabharanata "
"So mabharata dusted "
"I did breaking record.it has 18 books or parvas or 200 individual lines or 100,000 verses or 1.8million words of 8850 pages compare to st.blues queer street erstwhile named Sesame street about 2 million words or over 9000 pages ."
"So pure madness is you.Extra 200,000."
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