February 15, 2026

The Debt Collector and other Microfictions.


The Debt Collector: He didn't want money; he wanted the years people wasted. He’d visit the lazy and the procrastinators, sucking the unspent hours from their skin. He became a teenager again in a single afternoon, while a twenty-year-old student crumbled into a pile of grey ash and unfinished homework.
The Ocean’s Attic: When the tide went out further than ever before, it revealed a trapdoor in the seabed. I opened it and found all the things the world had "thrown away"—lost wedding rings, extinct birds, and the smell of my mother’s perfume. I climbed down and closed the door just as the waves returned.
The Mirror’s Apprentice: I taught my reflection to do the dishes while I slept. It worked perfectly until I caught it practicing my signature on a life insurance policy. Now, I keep the bathroom mirror covered with a heavy cloth and sleep with one eye open, watching the glass ripple.
The Weightless Gold: The treasure was cursed. The more gold you took, the lighter you became. The greediest pirate filled his pockets and floated straight into the sun, screaming as his riches pulled him into the vacuum of space while his empty-handed crew watched from the deck.
The Silent Auction: They weren't selling antiques; they were selling secrets. I bid my first memory of snow for the truth about why my father left. I won the auction, but the secret was so heavy I couldn't carry it home, so I left it on the sidewalk for the rain to wash away.
The Rain that Remembers: In this valley, the rain doesn't wash things away; it brings them back. After a storm, the streets are crowded with the ghosts of puddles and the echoes of old conversations. You have to carry an umbrella not to keep dry, but to keep the past from soaking into your skin.
The Clockwork Sun: The sun stopped moving at noon. For three years, it stayed directly overhead. The side of the world in the light turned to glass, while the side in the dark grew forests of mushrooms that glowed like stars. We only started moving again when a child climbed the tallest mountain and gave the sky a nudge.
The Replacement: Every seven years, every cell in the human body is replaced. Most people don't notice, but I found the "old me" sitting in the garage. He was made of shed skin and old thoughts, and he begged me to let him back in because he’d forgotten how to breathe on his own.
The Word Merchant: He sold adjectives to people who found their lives too dull. "Electric" was expensive; "Melancholy" was on sale. He went out of business when a poet walked in and proved that with enough "Silence," you didn't need to buy anything at all.
The Last Door: At the end of the universe, there is a small wooden door with a sign that says "Pull." Everyone pulls, but it never opens. One day, a toddler walked up and pushed. The door swung wide, revealing a playground that smelled of fresh grass and infinite possibilities.

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