MY PUNSMITHING.PART 1

I am nothing but an armementarium of nebulous obscuratism whose apollos and appulsed argots drew upon leery and aporectic arioso of parodies and apercu of antrorsed mesmerism and skyward punsmithing.To the semiliterate folks,save the atypical athenaeum,au courants,bibliothecas,dactylic verses,astucrous,disingenuous,asystoling,ataxiac,atrementous,atrabilious and otticity inauricular. Backstreet backstabbers,defective quislings on the plow,applepolished backhand compliments. John Does in John Blows,Jane Does in Jane Blows,crotchety babblers,back to the wall baby blues,balchant baby elephants`calumniators,annurans,polliwogs,the abracadabras of aphonia clericolum,aphonia paralytical,aphonia paranoica and aphasiac aphrodisiac,argufied chlorosis,asexualized aplastic anemiac and ishemiac armadillos abode medula trenches. Submerged in cephalic trenchwarfare,narcissus dropped them'neath narcolepsy,encephalitis lethargica,swooned catatonic schiprenicals,everlasting dunes and genetic dunces