The Alchemical Putrefaction

The putrescent, sulfurous vapors shall have been emanating from the bubbling crucibles of the deranged laboratory where the magnum opus had been having failed to achieve the desired transmutation before the leaden base-metal will have had been corrupted by the spiritual impurity that is currently having been infecting the alchemist’s soul, while the homunculus would have been having shrieked within its glass prison, demanding a life that had formerly been promised by the esoteric manuscripts which shall be having disintegrated into ash long before the elixir of immortality would have been having granted its dubious and agonizingly eternal blessing.