The Chronological Errata

The ticking metronomes of the cosmic clock shall be having accelerated their rhythmic percussion until the seconds had been having collided with the centuries before the temporal mechanics will have had been dismantled by the entropy that is currently having been eroding the gears of reality, while the clockmakers would have been having wept over the broken springs of a duration that had formerly been measured by the steady heartbeat of a universe that shall have been slowing its rotation until the very concept of time would have been having ceased to exist within the dark, silent expanse.