A CALIFORNIA SUNSHINE.PART 4

Frutaneous the fuchsia,roseate,coral and salmon tamarisks on their whitish gone grey where the lawn transition into the riverbank,bonking fuddled.The horseshoofs and rampaging raids by dipsomaniac squirearchy muddling,discombobulating their heads fuddle of bushy hairs and guitless slant,fuddymuddy,fudgeand mudge the clouded,fuggy,dingy fuliginous,fulgurating fuhrers emerging from soots'mill.November fogs soon began after brimful dews of golden morn`s fulgent hues,full of piss and vinegar,a pep of flight eyed and a ginger of bushy tailed vivacious zingy full pratique at full throtle full to the gills oddysey- jampacked theatre of dreams.Forest stems stuffed up,whittish,grey,downward tapering furfuraceous,branlike,crynbantic,furbuild,forloughing,numerous a cyst,a bleb,a furuncle,a welt dainty lurks for captain hooks a breastplate,a gammadion,a fylfot,a thoroughbred hakenkreuz alupluto's trenchwarfare.Blatherskites,wocky,jabberers adorn him awe like a dippy,a dipsy and diorama hesitate,wampum,choker

A CALIFORNIA SUNSHINE.PART 3

sunshine.Across the illfated capiche,the sunshine's capote coronet soloit drills.And the capriole-intermittent brannigans a capstone not yet hooked to the pyrhic vitory nor an insignia to salute captain hook to assuage the capsheaf.Carabinieres masqueraded as gambol in the caracole with decrepit belfry sits,still fledgling far flung from infantry fledgling quip.A punt of canined laughter in the clownish cantata's chou.Capituhim o attic belfry sings!Canting and cantilate aluplutans-chanter-less calash and the caranvasary o soulless state! Captain general smidgen bereft.No goodness forbid,let saturnalia boat sings.And a decapod hardly appeased to the gods to poof,speck and punt off caesura for pyrhic victory's temblor. Cranium o tease me cranium,On attic captain hook the blissful expedition baron summon sunny times!So much carnage to so much hues till so much sighs canst dos to poke marasmus for beulah land.

A CALIFORNIA SUNSHINE.PART 2

Carbonised farmfields at the northcountry a catachresis,a carcinogenic carcinoma drizzling like a monsoon cauterised peasants'toiling klieglight a floodlight,a carbon arc lamps held aloft the catacombs choked by mutineers in the cat and dog expedition.Did the catachresis a lavalliere of the fifth columnists not persist long thereafter the ill fitting, overventuresome, flabby,oversized exit of the mutineers?Not much applause for epigram the obeah doctor,a shamanism,a mundunugu,like a raft a catamaran floated over drowned sea to choke this sore of overaching overdose enroute cadmean victory oft abhored till the golden morn.A calembour,a paronomasia and a joke blazing drill of california sunshine.Canting,crooked,askanting,profiterole,cannoli struts machismos'embryo cucullated and capistrate vain picador,a capeador,a tauromachian,a tawridor of the raving monsoon lacklustre capiche,a caparison of sardonic realm,caracoling canzonet and cascading gulch,filamentous canyon,so much diffused in its camion,barouche via

A CALIFORNIA SUNSHINE.PART 1

A metric ton of oafishness demeaning caesura cauterised cocography at alupluto.Cacology of Cacoethes laquendis oversimplied blarneys,obstreperous flowing tongue,struts oversubtleness of obsequious logorrhea,fastidious diarrhea of the mouth,cat and dog weather of verbal diarrhea,imperious logomania and smearing chaste of furor loquendi,as nebulous cafenoir enameling and calciminings at calefaction.Aluplutans'cakewalk on the calamus,a calenture on the cadmean victory.Hardly do they barbarians call the bluff ardoring emasculated cappuccino nor the esspresso overmastered even at abesi,rescinded to the cakes and ales of the demitasse a decoction that held them in thraldom of the galipot,the blue funk.Grimace now the blue funk's caliginous California sunshine.Obfuscous,calenturic,calescent,sizzling and singeing like the inferno,an object trouve california sunshine,ranting and objurating,obsequious and brownnosing burns greedily at Abesi.Outthedeepbluesea,the Squirearchy's battlement drivel a carbuncle carbonised

A JUBILANT HILLS'BLUECOATS.PART4

in abesi's deadwood.Cantankerous easterlies detest ever twinkling twinkling east street's palava tumbling eastwards raving rapids with dense fogbanks.Easy as pie it came like falling off a log as like a barrel's shooting fish ate the dust and it was gone eu-de-vie as acqua vitae.A gag person with the gagrule like the windy sail gone gaga in the gagshow galactic galerina, plumbean,plumbiferous pewter at the tethering ends,could not console him,eloping brasstack.Amiss the dinghy galleon galiot to capsize with saturnalia boat,a riverie at alabaster even as gallstone of macabre humour vaporises,brasstacks on the high sea flee to vain safety.To the mother carey's kitchen screeching snow,gamesmanship and ganders at gangbanger,gaping coast gloating and blinding at meagre parley of the gaff-rigged sails and gallipot's thraldom,containment much farthest cry with no reprieve.May we not be sloths in dainty times and blue funk the galipot with the smoking gun bled the ilks'scorecard profusely in the emasculated jungle.

A JUBILANT HILLS'BLUEOATS.PART 3

and the battle of abesi.Blunderous blunderbuss,blunder-in-etiquette,bob a curtsy,meaness-damned,efficacious slothed him dire.Now he smoke his goof,a bobsled,luging,toboggan bodacious bodement.A bodice of bodhis,a droll boffo bogard of bogeyman,bodysuited bodyguard bogged down raptured too late.A boggy,paludal,quaggy,soggy,miry namesake of the golden morn like ilks jubilant hills bluecoats,goblins,hobgoblins,bolt-in-blues bollox up.Creeping bugaboos as bon mot's bon appetit! creep vicariously the bouquet of hautmonde.Refrain the bogeymen at alupluto,they connoiseurs and bonafideses of vulgarian bon voyage.Brambled,muffled brake loose blanchly braise,coddle,bake him cocksure,brashes,brash and brannigan.Brashballs with dimples smoking brass knuckles.A dingle,a brushwood,a chaparral,a coppice of egregious dimple brutuses of counterespionage and earsplitting silvermoon,easels drowning easement of the forlorn east street,groveling torrents of easterly winds enrobed with vacuous vegetation,wild fire infernos in

A JUBILANT HILLS' BLUECOATS

his embroidery with panache and all the colours of rainbows coronate him bitterstream midstream.Panache did he bevel,panache did he gavel.A beseem,besom featherduster of white elephantines,besprinkled mensrea bestrode spoof of gallivanting heels besieged commeupance at the vestry,chantry of commeupance whereon he was betrothed between the sixes and sevens,rockhard places,devil and deepblues and scylla and charybdis,a hobson choice till ruse in a truce of wanton fugacity unleashed epic of golden morn over the rainbow for the beulah land.Clandestine at his navel struts he upon this bevel of happylands drunk with promiscuous gallivanting hoofs tilts this goateed bewhiskered bevy above 12'o clock at bewitching hour.Bitchy bit by bit bit the bullet till bitten bullet more than he can chew primafacie.A bittersweet blueribbon not the puritanical prim and propper prissy bluenosed wights.Bituminous,obsidian,midnight coalblack,bivouacking,staying on the treadmill,pretty punky frozen at the eve of biten midge and battle

A JUBILANT HILLS' BLUECOATS

A spasmodic vacuole,vagarious,helterskeltering,vacilating,iodinophilous contractile, seesawing,capricious,adamantine with trademark vade mecum.Ebulient with a vanila of a moustache,scolloped round neckvandyke upon its vantage ground of a vanward flight from ambiguous shore,he walked the corpses dead grotesquely took off his vaporized vaporware coast's blur of vapourous vista.A poofed ethereal,dashing belly prodding vaquero not demystified vastitude of his variolate freeware.Like the rumbling daedalean daddy longlegs and byzanthinous beetles he was muffed with petite dainty pedigree,witticism,apothegm as daffodils of silvermoon quakes upon secluded shoulders aloft.Not daltonism nor its nukes to make him queer to the elixir and dance ochestra of the dandified quixotic quips,a dandruff to elude pelted cheeks and dangersome subcutaneous grim.A chamberlain of comedy,prima ballerina,a hoofing figurante of dancing scorn,a darkhurled darkhorse of the mutineers,a barretta of apotheosize,a womensfolk's besaint.He wore

WESTERN NTV.PART 5

I know he cannot deceive you you re intelligent.''To be frank i aggree with him 70%of the time'.'you re a liar.''if you like gather all of your iboguys from alaba,westminister,liverpool,ladipo etc to face him you will loose your head.Am coming.`'Dont come i m going to alaba'the phone zoomed off mark entered paragon headed for ladipo at toyota.Dimeji dropped from the cab with nose mask headed for onelove to the waiting embrace of the controversial yoruba kindred.'dimeji you came late.''but the guy complained you insulted him''i dont trust those people''we hardly trust each other too.''point of correction please that is not the bone of contention.i didnt insult him either.we met you know all of us at the newstand.The truth is this ilks of disgruntled folks are invariably uncomfortable when they hear of great achievement by the yoruba people.They feel inferior and to be precise that was the genesis and to say origin of marginalisation crusade.''uhmmm.....i dont agree with you because civil war set them backtoo

WESTERN NTV.PART 4

Stop wasting my recharge card.who brought it down to naija which white people?''I beg shut up you re nauseating.Late chief obafemi Awolowo did the magic'.the phone switched off and stood up and he left in a huff.''Bury your head in shame.'Folu laughing hysterically as he vamoosed from onelove's fast food transparent glass door.And the phone rang again.'Folu.'Dimeji called.'yea,how re you.''have u started the discussion?`Mark replied'of course''am coming near oko filling''Your ibo guy just now in annoyance.''What? happened so soon?''Ask him'.And the phone rang'Mark where re you?Folu said you just left.''Forget that please today's talk is over unless you arrive too early''So you thought white man brought TV like the rest of your kinsmen used to think.I told you you ought to have searched online because he will mock you.''come quickly please.''okay.you know is an uncommon tribalist yorubaman believed they laid the foundation of mordern civilisation in africa''Are you agree with him?Tell me because i know he

THE SEPULCHRE OF MACHUPICHU.PART 2

with maitredhotels,carhops swept beneath hysterical aphonia.O this blackeye,booboo of ignominy`s macroseism,abesi's mackintosh frolic macula contuised over maculated jungles stings drearily.Turbulent with hornet's madness,when they fed him manicotti,tortelini,fetucini,lasagna,booze,mannikkins,concocted houtecuisining and bhanging him with jutes,hashish,manila and abala in abesi's bloodthirsty forest.Fuming obverse viceroy avers in counterblast as if wacky and kooky like the apes of manic depression:'O that manna from heaven sweet above compare stoke forest fire as golden roses of adamantinous bustery bred us white at strife with rustic fiends alike`.And lo pooved his heels'This manequins,your dearest abala from manor house,jettisoned vicarage and trickish manteau.Censure plead thee o censure,slash their mantlings,flowing mantras,dolman,manteaus,fichus,mantelleta's flung at thy face and all the goonish escapades;for they once marauders'frankeinsteinwhen chips are down shalt be thy damocles'sword.'Macoma quiped

THE SEPULCHRE OF MACHUPICHU.PART 1

Hardly had the habitus with consuetude catachretic hachure halter'd his bristling tantrum of the happyhunting ground,the hackamor'd hacienda,haddest a tantrum haddest dib`d Maximum,hunting in happycoincidence,god in the machine but loath'd he sloshed the guffawed sepuku,har dehar'd harakiri hard and fast harbour a grudge hardcheese hath him goose bumps,haute coutur'd,warweary and belveder'd frothed Maximus makes high dudgeon unto high falutin for abesi`s smother.And like a brash hyalined high man on the totempole,sportish fugueman habitude carcinoma gushed him high jinks muckamuck.Thrice,he hurl`d defiances at brickabacks.Not too huntinged for hurryscurry that in hushhushes amidst the huzzah,makes amain with hutzpah unto abesi's wartorn hyaloid.O that geyser hydrolysate of white elephantines'betrothed at gunpoint,hyperbolic connubial incest,hypersonic hypermetropiac senoras and schlumps capsized.Sometimes at pica,bingeing,hypheragiac,bulimarexiac,purging,hypochondriac dipsy,subterranean lewds,hypogeous with

MOTIVATION FOR ACCOMPLISHMENT.PART 3

the attainment of progressive needbased goals.The backward forces and forward forces and we divide them into retrogressive needbased goals driven by backward forces and the progressive needbased goals tied to the apron string of forward forces.The best form of forward forces is the personal motivation and public motivation in the backward forces tends motivate graphically the individual choices by retrogressive needbased goals.At this selfimposed organic trap cycle of needbased hypothesis,the spectre of human development enterprise is haltered unceremoniously and with sustainable growth and sustainable capacity building murdered and the complacent retarded growth resistant standard of living masqueraded as ideal choice of needbased hypothesis.This is backward motivation and to compute cummulative returns of time investment,provide by forward forces of personal motivation,one is made to lament magnitude of cummulative losses recorded in the needbased hypothesis of backward returns.

MOTIVATION FOR ACCOMPLISHMENT.PART 2

bottlenecks supplanted by bucanneers of justice who found their way into the corridors of power unknowingly haunted by putrefaction of a psychotic vagrant that sewers their virtuous crave of humanism whatsoever as the case maybe.The world becomes much more polarised against itself in the mean berserk,callous jettison and public contempt of the golden sense of equalitarian justice.We are supposed to find strength or fortitude in the much vaunted choices and mechanical radius of our motivation so we can target selfactualisation of specific goals.We can be sure most Maslowian needbased voyages of a lifetime were driven by the helterskelter pursuit and selfactualisation of lowercadre needs which when attained cease to be motivator of bulge bracket cadre needs.This is what i called'Maslowian-Abrahamic trauma or a need hypothesis or selfactualisation backward returns.Most people settle for less at this lacuna once lowercadre needs are met and upward drive evanesces.There are two factors militating against the

MOTIVATION FOR ACCOMPLISHMENT.PART 1

Life methinks tends to baffle me alot and i still could not decipher where,what,when and how people get their motivation and attraction from and since sometimes i could hardly understood properly the riddle involved in this manic depression of medula miasma,i make bold to dissect and peruse my personal experience.And behold what i did find was personally outlandish and left me macerated and gobsmacked.The most important thing in any oddysey of lifetime investment is the gravity of this motivation and what substantial outlays apposition inclusive and the magnitude of outcome it could get to impact the attention propels the passion and muster motivation of the artist involved.However i do think the experience of lifetime of pursuit of every homosapien is exactly the same worldwide albeit a little alteration the primordial template for this method and pattern for accomplishment have been standised by mordern civilisation exclusive of sparsely distributed lacuna of regulatory bottlenecks left unmoored by bucanee

EMPLOYEE MOTIVATION AND ORGANISATIONAL DEVELOPMENT.PART 6

factors noted not genderbased or by age.One is driven by behaviour and dominant drive depends on life experience.They include achievement that is determination to achieve and demonstrate competence.People preffer self dependence and personal responsibility for individual progress.The second affiliation refers to the need for love,belongingness,social acceptance,participatory impulse in social gathering and conflict averse or peaceful conduct.Power:power is vital,people love power,love to exercise power and exert influence.In my new book entitled:Neomarxism:How To Conquer World Power'slated for publication in america,the blogger argues that power is the overriding force in the world society either in politics or economy and the main challenge to the operative task of capacity building is how to manage this vastitude of power in the complex power market economy.Right from exodus of life when you notice the persistent cry of a little child sobbing for power to graveyard of passing man demand for power constant

EMPLOYEE MOTIVATION AND ORGANISATIONAL DEVELOPMENT.PART 5

include need for respect and recognition.Self actualisation needs deal with opportunity for personal development,learning,fun,creative and challenging work.Self actualisation is the highest level of needs to which human being can aspire.People work together as a team in an organisation to attain its goal and at the same satisfy attainment of those specific needs to achieve equally the balancing act.In the Hertzberg's two factor theory unlike Maslow it classify needs into broad categories namely hygiene factors and motivating factors.That hygiene factors would destroy the individual's motivation and will not improve team motivation.Though hygiene factors not enough also requires motivation factors and increasing the hygiene factors decreases job dissatisfaction.Influenced by motivation factors or satisfiers such as working condition,coworker relations,policies and rules,supervisor quality.Achieving recognition,responsibiliv,work and personal growth.In the McClelland's theory of needs about three motivating

EMPLOYEE MOTIVATION AND ORGANISATIONAL DEVELOPMENT.PART 4

and led to proliferation of many motivation theories.We hereby examine the top 5 motivation theories in the study of psychology.Abraham Maslow's hierarchy of needs tops the chart and he identifies first in his postulation,physiological needs.The average individual is motivated when all of his needs are met though may later cease to be motivator as he climb economic ladder and craves higher needs.People work and contribute through their expertise.He created a pyramid in the demonstrative chart and shows how people are motivated and cannot rise to the next level unless lower level needs are satisfied.In the hierarchy he identify physiological needs which includes basic needs such as air,sleep,food,water,clothing,land,shelter and sex.Then safety needs including protection from threats,deprivation and other dangers such as health,secure employment and property.Social need deals with sense of belonging and love.The need for association,affiliation,friendship or camaraderie etc.He noted selfesteem needs and this

EMPLOYEE MOTIVATION AND ORGANISATIONAL DEVELOPMENT.PART 3

prompting or driving it into action.`According to Michael Jucias it is'the act of stimulating someone or oneself to get a desired course of action.'Chuks Esogbue uncovers motivation as the motif of employees workpractices'in organisation,provides definitive sources and the theory of the balancing act in an essay published in defunct postexpress(November 2,2001,friday,page 29) entitled'Motivating employees in Organisations`In the types of motivation he provided two types both positive and negative forms as strategy to motivate group or individual.He noted negative motivation is also referred as'wielding the bigstick`.When you explore the use of threats of disciplinary actions,violence to cow but not motivate people into achieving the organisational goal,and to work due fear,embarrasment reason for punishment and reprimand,he classified it as negative motivation.When you dangle the carrots which may be achieved through the external rewards,increased pay,cash disbursement,compensation,grants,award and promotion.

EMPLOYEE MOTIVATION AND ORGANISATIONAL DEVELOPMENT.PART 2

a balancing act.In this context it shows that to meet up with the balancing act,author avers that'by deploying the right formula to satisfy the needs and goals of the individual employees so that they work together to attain collectively the goals of the institutions is a primordial necessity`.Frankly speaking those things that satisfy and attain employee's goals invariably motivate to increase dedication and commitment to the chosen course.The balancing act categorically speaking can be achieved by motivation and nothing but motivation.Motivation is the organisational benefit a derivative of well intentioned and dedicated staff the sole energizer that spurs into action.infact an underlying force that propels into action the individuals and prompts one's will into action.While Richard Hodgetts defines motivation as'the process of creating organisational conditions which will impel employees to strive to attain company goals',J.C.Lillis says it is'the stimulation of any emotion or desire

EMPLOYEE MOTIVATION AND ORGANISATIONAL DEVELOPMENT.PART 1

All over the world human development is a concrete pillar of economic development and people oriented organisations provide a participatory platform for employees to work,explore their potentials and so complete the strategic goals of human development.The most important thing about the concept of economic development is the creation of organisations for human capital development and places for employees to work and so complete human capital development goals.People work in organisations purposely to enable the organisations to fulfill their corporate goals.On the other hand,employees and individuals who work in organisations equally have their own goals to fulfill moving up the bread basket and economic value chain and growing the standard of living befitting of mordern life.Both bilateral goals must be met and the moment both deviate from these goals organisations begin to fall apart and employees loose interest.Although the strategic goals of the organisation and employee extremely differ and so requires

WESTERN NTV.Part 3

my calendar.''You could borrow a thousand naira?''See,you polymath atheist you hardly know simple stuff almost everybody knows''No,no o stop abuse.When you load 100naira you get 250naira bonus on trutalk.Economically you manage to browse.''That's life but if i may ask who did i love to hate?''Now you re talking.Call your friend.Let him tell you.He put on the dial and the phone boozed'Dimeji,how are you.''Am fine and you?''Am okay.''You didnt come back yesterday?i waited.....?`'Later,we ll talk later but please i wanted to ask you something'when did television enter Nigeria or when did the white people brought it down Nigeria?`'Are you mean you dont know that simple question?''You better go online search for that topic because that's exactly part of today's discussion`.You might be laughed to scorn in Fola's presence.''He already insulted me.Dont bother yourself.''Ah,tie ti bae''the grandmaster did the damage already.''you mean already started the discussion.''See you re wasting my recharge card.Who brought

WESTERN NTV.Part 2

who brought that to nigeria?When?''You re asking me!See,yourself,blackman,a high school highboy for that matter.My egghead cant you that?Everything at least can be googled but i can help anyway with the the secmd question.The man you loved to hate brought it down to nigeria.''Which man do i love to have?'he was astonished with embarrasment fallen cheeks began to grope for the dark.Luckily for us that gesture fits perfectly our mode of hocus pocus today'.How did africans get mordern civilisation?`'Did we discuss that?`he check the internet connection intermittently.'My band is zero`'No data''Barely switched off my data previous day.1.5g.is gone.''You re asking.Didnt you see the last text messages forwarded to your MTN Line two days ago?''That line was off.Moreso,as i had shifted my passion off that radar.I used airtel more to browse and i can even borrow a thousand naira.So,i kinda patronize them more and switched my allegiance.Sorry for that but i did check our meeting schedule debating saturdays on my

WESTERN NTV.Part 1

The Sun was morose had stuck and glittering across the feverish day,shot from the dank moisture and plethora of its parabole the started in earnest when they met this time around in igando at the newly opened fast food restaurant One Love.` 'Dont you like this place?' 'Yea sound chilly.`'They are lucky and blessed even with space so commodious like that`'Eko five suddenly became a dream.`'That is the beauty of competition'.'Look at that program!''You seem to have enough time for the television.Last time,we i noticed you were so much glued to it.`'Dont you know what it takes to get information?Media is one of the avenues to get knowlege` charge`.'You re head when you pay attention to that intellectual box.``But i prefers radio or the internet.''You re a journalist what do they call with the newspapers.`'O Poor boy that's my alma matter they call that 'print media'.How many of us can afford the readership expenditure today?So if you have smart phone read online.''When did they invent that box?And

NIGERIA'S FRANKENSTEIN;DIEPREYE ALAMEISEYGHA.Part 6

Infact,it changed everything i had proposed for my country and included free electricity program.""'So,you get the free formula from there.""yea not outside but right here in the country.""Gist me.i cant wait hit the nail.""Cool down your biceps boy.Your varicose vein is bulging.aba!""uhmm""lo,i glanced through the paper.It was the Tribune edition of July 29,2001,pg.7.The column:'Pandora box`belong to Dolapo Ogunwusi".There,i received the shockest heartbeat of my life.So,free electricity is possible.Myto is complete fraud.Now i know why obj removed Alamieyesegha cited corruption and leveled Odi.Who says there re not related?The columnist ends the beautiful piece with'Why"is it so difficult to learn something from Alamieyegha?"Iittle wonder it was the only state not connected to national electricity grid way back then.""Obj after he spent the widely reported 16b.dollars,we still couldnt get light.""So you know.i thought you said we have to keep paying for fraud so we could get light""nail the poser pls."During

NIGERIA'S FRANKEISTEIN;DIEPREYE ALAMEISEYGHA.PART 5

Books and newspapers and we can show you trends even in my barlines,unfolding nature of electricity industry's darkest days and gloomy days.So i have a dedicated furniture parking close to it my archival materials and rest of unorganised stashed pieces of newspapers flying around my improvised alcove.The house was quiet and sombre when my brother was away giving me quiet time to reflect with files,journals,newspapers and books.One day i stumbled again upon a fallen sheet of a tribune newspaper on the sofa.I glanced through and i was stuck.""What did you find?""Can you imagine?That paper had been with me for over two decades yet i barely paid attention.See,we cannot dispute reading is the most effective artistic investment for moral perception,matured reflection and personal salvation.I was surprised i could not pay attention to that jaw dropping and eyepopping intelligence hid under my nose my navel and in my closet.It means mankind hardly pays attention to self reflection and honesty in a lifetime.Infact it

NIGERIA'S FRANKEISTEIN;DIEPREYE ALAMEISEYGHA.Part 4

mean rather than the aplomb cavorting the vacuous neighbourhood as voluptuous elements do lock up yourself indoor to feed your medulla.""reading that way comfortable?""That is the best method.You read and write in bathroom,bedroom is easy like toilet.""Toilet?are u crazy with stench flying like streak of lightning?""much easier just sit on the basin.""what if another desires the use to defecate how manage?""i ll vacate and return there to read again when he finishes and stench subsides.That happens sporadically with my brother when he returns from work.Moreso as i have the often lonely house to myself especially quite beneficial for the eligible bachelors.That was my most challenging period and my formative years as writer before we moved to banana island and we celebrate lollapalooza.I even celebrated the bliss with a poem and the same diction,'lollapa....absolutely amazing to hide your self in your alcove.""uhmmm,.......interesting"."Now to back your point because i have almost 40years archives of journals

NIGERIA'S FRANKENSTEIN;DIEPREYE ALAMEISEYGHA.Part 3

annually in total revenue from the new tarrif,cash problems with nepa would be over in the sector and efficient services guaranteed.What have they not told us;all blatant lies and still power outages persist.We re in 2021,2023 going to 2024 do we have stable electricity now?intelligent man talk now.cant u speak?""uhmmm....you re right,but it will take time..,""You re totally insane a bigger fool insanity is your trademark your mine.Since 1940s my forefathers told me the same old slogan of up nepa hasnt waned and they believed we will pass the same hackneyed old slogan to our children and for eternity we will never get light in naija.""spare my your spitting and saliva because you havent prove your case.""Now listen.One early morning i left the kitchen after dining and satisfied with my concoction prepared from food parcels my brother bought the previous day.The following day i started my solitary confinement headache"."headache?""i mean my usual hour of imprisonment""imprison....."stuttering.""i mean rather

NIGERIA'S FRANKENSTEIN;DIEPREYE ALAMEISEYGHA.Part 2

mr brainer.you re like them""So you know myto?exactly!where did you then get your insanity?"keep quiet !you petrifying pestilence,vitriolic indigo.""uhmm,...he too can dabble oratorical atom.chei."he muttered in gutter silence."myto for your information to me as cub reporter was introduced in 2008 with terminal date of 2013 to stabilise the price of electricity services and to generate more funds for electricity industry and government.That grew revenue with the newly reviewed tarrif from 400b.to 1.1tr.naira per annum over that five years period.Now they claimed that old revenue was gross inadequate to guarantee efficient services to the consumers.""Uhmmm.,.so point taken,u understood that verily verily well.thumb up""i do,because i did cover energy beat for solid 5 years.i should know better than you,a goonish member of free readers association,mere verbose discussant frequenting newstands riddled with complex bigotry.Open your mind.The fraud is just too much.They even told us with 1.5tr.naira annually in

NIGERIA'S FRANKENSTEIN;DIEPREYE ALAMEISEYGHA.Part 1

Methinks this might be the most powerful piece i ever wrote."i said to myself as i put pen on paper to write this wonderful piece. Oh you mean free electricity is possible in naija?You've always been saying it.Are you insane?Why do you like to deceive yourself to stupor with satisfaction so that you deceive others without you ever knowing it?You must be out of your senses.Are you truly out of your senses?""Anyway listen you wretched of beapole highboy,let me talk please"."Oya go on with your rashness of clueless cheeks.""Beg your pardon dont abuse please mind your speech.""Mr knowhow you are insane.You don't know anything.Who would shoulder the operating cost?i ask you.You re not even rational coming at a time when the chairman of national electricity regulatory commission NERC reviewed an increment in electricity tarrif from 8.50k to 10.00naira per kilowatt per hour in compliance with 2008-2013 regime of multi year tarrif order.""MYTO right that fraud i know""fraud!wont we pay for it?""You can hearyourself

THE MERCHANTS OF THREE KINGDOMS

Wish is my command.Henceforth,let my Queendom cease bellyaching. Queen:Alcibiader in this case frees Socrates from death.` Alcibiader unchained together with David and the Queen`s escorts,now freedmen left the palace. Waltzing along the park outside the palace David patted him on the back and sarcastically interrogated Alcibiader and poked fun to buoy his kindred spirit. David:Did you put Socrates to death with hemlock? Alcibiader:Oh no my lord your golden memoirs is as sweet as history could remember.The land rejoices we resurrected Socrates the arbiter of justice.Now he has written the great missing but much vaunted books on equity and justice.Return not at night but in the morning of no defeat.Your days shall harvest avalanche in this context,we shall lie down in tranquility.We came in here as slaves with no hope of freedom today we became freedmen.Send your men at nocturnal hour to witness the occult of the Squirrels. David:Alcibiader of the ancient put

VICISSITUDES.PART 2

And Homer,Of Eric the Red and Scandinavian Vikings of the days of yore,vissitudinous vicissitudes to belch the carthasis,wights in gaol,gargantuan medley in troth to the mother carey`s wanton.And lo,they grooved sinecure for rampart,the bulwark of engraved silhouttes.The street minnows,mischievious animalcules cruxed as lilliputs plough on the haphazard berserk,simulated in dunghill metaphors fortified forays.Ambidextrous gangsters,reticulated torpedoes of sensuous arts to the galls.Vicissitudes so says the grandmaster occult at the frills of proteges,robed with sojourners`rucksacks,'that ruddy rubbles glaced with rubicund rubicon,a rubberneck of time`s versatile rubric and fugacious punditry,pugnacious hewn to grease the nature's retractable claws,voraciously rugged rubberstamp mothernature.So much rumple,it rumples nature`s deign to deem fit spasmodic green rule of the thumb.And behold for the rumpus earthlings to ruminate and ponder them clamour,for moult,their rummy rumbling feet like moving vehicles

VICISSITUDES.PART 1

From off a valley,neath the hills,did we savour vicissitudes.Bestrewed by this crucifix,did we lay the wedge,punctuated by evasive pentagram?Incandescent folklores not so benighted crimson days alight,waylay humourous humor for the apogee.Satiety of vintage vicissitudes,stares blankly,atrophy of the ages whereon gods and goddesses of kismet,lionine paces on the canyon uncouthed.So much applause,a hilly beans abstruse desecrates oblong trajectory of the netherly traverse.Circumference of salad days,omnipotent bedevilled artistry of art and we wail so carious seabirds,incumbent downhills.Mavericks of the cosmos,beyond anathematized arrows of anathema,above the crimson scooted.Gregarious chants,we castrate!O castrate!O gregarious chants!Across the waterlogged,arenacious beaches and sandunes of dump,damp bitches and witchcraft of the Arabian pyrates,nature hurls prejudices to the vociferous serpents ,to beleaguered dreamland rampaging gaol.Pyrates of dreams,pyrates on land,pyrates on sea of Hesiod and

LOLLAPALOOZA.PART 3

hung over prevision,the songs of freedom my alma matter.Long may they sing for i a troubadour as the minstrel from alupluto,in the mackled sight of all seeing sun speaks of libido and medula engross of psychophysico therapeautical abracadabra of yearning Jacks for the silvermoon.Beyond anthropodous gardenvariety and goddamned apobiotic gargoyle of dreamland`s dancing rythm,goblet of all sight seeing sun,idiopathic gambling wheel,roulette of dreams and rafflewheel of hardihood,whisk me and mine ethnography across timeless shores,fortune's wheel of vintage circa pounces upon my kismet for the cupola and gambrel of silvermoon.Time`s bogeyman of freaking shores intermittently freaks gobsest of underworld rantings and behold muddled lollapalooza that once bloats afar creases nigh its blustery tide of furlong frills.From the idiopaths of apocephalous vertigos,physiocractic phenophilia of the anthropogenous strikes sunny nozzle's philophenic philophylous idiokinetic isolatry in dungy earth.Yea a uphill supratachoid.

LOLLAPALOOZA.PART 2

driveling,neither bounce nor jounce,with africana jones a dingy coast of penniless banters whereon zeutergeist at my endothermic riverbanks beckons lollapalooza.A periwinkle,a magenta,a violet,amethyst,a lavender hails earnest for dreamland kyphosis.Sunny side on stormy earth.What an applause for kudize!Africana jones across the feloniuos felonious gambang, marimba,strawfiddle,kayu quakes glutonously at the wonderdrug`s phenomenon.And the beguiling strove`s tuesday,mardigrass, pancake tuesday`s silvermoon,what marasmus!Cento dubiety,the elegy of the cuffs brandishing damascus blade smothers gallantry.My mazumba,cabbage,lucres,quid and daddy warbucks ample rotund in my jar,ewe,urn,my kregspiel? My John henry,brined in the marmorealed marinade.Above my limping crow`s feet,my crow`s nest jubilates cruciferous time.Not a craven coxscomb,to witness creme de la creme,couplet of covetous coupons at my lollapalooza genuflected with silvermoon.Despair at konzenstrationslagers,retreats to yonder seas hung over the

THE MERCHANTS OF THREE KINGDOMS.PART 6

price of liberty.The price of liberty is paid by those who make history rich. Queen:hmmm Alcibiader:O Lord my Queen we should be exonerated for great is the offence and allegations made against us.And for the record,those who commit mutiny were nonetheless the squirearchy in the northcountry.`The Queen`s petulancy rose a notch. Queen:Squirearchy!My trusted villains?' Alcibiader:yea squirearchy.It is they who deployed us as hireling to till the farmfields at your kingdom borders,pirated the towers bullion,treasure troves and heritage of your forefathers.Hence,with the hostile pyrates from the border countries plotted against the land.They set your orchards on fire,chained us in the midst of inferno and absconded.Greedily,we beseech your throne empathy and we plead us liberty.Hewers of wood,drawers of waters,in open grazing fields sonorous fields hapless souls and wandering guttersnipes in North country groaned for your hardcore respite.Helpless holy lands in merciless shores. Queen:Now my spirit returns.Call me Quebec,the army chief i resign.Grade the calaboose for their freedom and wait for the palace guards. David:Your wish

THE MERCHANTS OF THREE KINGDOMS.PART 5

right hand spurious fed me? DAVID:Oh my lord let them speak,let them speak.....let him speak(pointificating).Hoopla,let them speak the truth to be unveiled.Let not your emotion prevails over discretion for the orgy of truth lays in the testimony of confession.Of the queen`s english and etymology,witterest sands shall lay'. Queen's carthasis returns with its cadence to her throne as she sat for solemnity and heave a sigh.Then cometh the testimony of the pyrates. Queen:Will i not cut off their heads too should these claims be true? Escort:O my Queen rash judgement,rash judgement given the boot beware.First,let avalanche of evidence show otherwise. David:Relax my lord the Queen let him speak. Alcibiader:kingdom rises and kingdom falls but as the arbiter of time truth disposes though man proposes.With a voice of liberty a good price of verdict more than makes you a manure for the true price of history even as your reward is a good

MY PUNSMITHING.PART 2

As the oggling gasbags and purported baby buggies,ran fluxes with my punsmithing gritty in gaol of mucky,drudgy interlocutors,summer complaints and backdoor trots as if ailed with aztec two steps and montezuma`s revenge? My checkered antecessors Shakespearian oeuvres,Soyinka's oeuvres,Derek Walcott`s anthology and aping appanages to my candid anaphora at mine extrapolated juxtaposes paled into obscurity,the wonderous terracotta of my ballbusters. My saltating balderina,Laniyan's oeuvres! Screed to muster nonpareil and sans sourci oft solitary confinement the hillock,humock,ridges,burrows and sandpiles of the golden sands of sahara,my bootyraceaous apotheosis. Whereon this saltest knoll they the sandyhired flaxened and auricomous species adumbrates and lay with saw mind's eyes,punsmithing salt and pepper and formaldehyde salutiferous smitten.Pay it salaam,my chestomathy,salts of the earth not as if to be hypnotised by alakazam.My stellar hoots,my affianced aeronautical autohypnosis,threshed

MY PUNSMITHING.PART 1

I am nothing but an armementarium of nebulous obscuratism whose apollos and appulsed argots drew upon leery and aporectic arioso of parodies and apercu of antrorsed mesmerism and skyward punsmithing.To the semiliterate folks,save the atypical athenaeum,au courants,bibliothecas,dactylic verses,astucrous,disingenuous,asystoling,ataxiac,atrementous,atrabilious and otticity inauricular. Backstreet backstabbers,defective quislings on the plow,applepolished backhand compliments. John Does in John Blows,Jane Does in Jane Blows,crotchety babblers,back to the wall baby blues,balchant baby elephants`calumniators,annurans,polliwogs,the abracadabras of aphonia clericolum,aphonia paralytical,aphonia paranoica and aphasiac aphrodisiac,argufied chlorosis,asexualized aplastic anemiac and ishemiac armadillos abode medula trenches. Submerged in cephalic trenchwarfare,narcissus dropped them'neath narcolepsy,encephalitis lethargica,swooned catatonic schiprenicals,everlasting dunes and genetic dunces

MY OEUVRE MY CHESTOMATHY.PART 2

and disparagers.Nor to be appulsed by the egregious antipathetic,acquamarine,antilogy,antipode of obscuratism`s apples and oranges.And its coatails,cannape sloshed upon its obscurantist silver white proteges twerked aside,the arboraceous aristarchs,pitched by mine verses'slingshots.What antipasto,a dip,an aperitif,an apetizer for the peroxide aristate cavilers!Sequel to the autumn of life and auldlangnsyne,auriferous Shakespearan oeuvres drilled appropinquitous,obscurantism whereon Soyinka`s Oeuvres hid as nuances the adytum therein.Upon this abraxas do i pluck my furrows abscinded from egregious dimple the farthest shores nigh.My agony of mind,arching heart my jutting piece,vault end and poppery,ortho,emissary and particoloured aftepart abstract thought,beyond held in gaol in boondoggle and boondocks of botheration.To ablegate introspection oft this abutment and idiosyncrasies of modus viviendi doped infecund psyches antidepresants and ablate trenchwarfare of medulla depresion.Au revoir medulla depression!

MY OEUVRE MY CHESTOMATHY.PART 1

My oeuvre,my analect my mencius,my miscellanea,my chestomathy,my classical anthology and behold my homologous autogenetic gong,peal and lyra of autoshediasm. Hypnonalysis!hypnonanalysis!hypnonanalysis! Anastomatic bugwears welds to the anthropology of my aardvarked and edentate oeuvre.Dactylic verses and ballads swooped from boondocks of mine chestomathy`s enucleation and accliurgy,chink in the armor for the achromous preliterate folks and argent dilletantes,who at the tapering point,clabber,cogeal,condense,clot and botryose grew dingy of my achroamatic and acetose punsmithing.Wail this artrioventricular bundles,bombastic autumnal equinoxes,the inertia and acedian ilks envenomed with flatulence bleached with nausea,dyspepsia,racemose,funereal and bistered.Sunburned cheeks,brownfaces and caliginous suntanned heels,robed fast and loosed rebukes.I was still hypnotherapising although not to be lulled into intermissive apologue,whereon my pearly lingo and patois,argufies the aristarchs,defamers and the

SACRAMENT OF THE SICK.PART 3

you have done?" "i really dont get it?" "that is distraction and you could be forced to quit." "Oh that`s the average advantage of a credible creed or you hold your custom.You re right." "Exactly,that is why it is called a routine,a custom,a doctrine,you stick to it given that they re tied to your purpose." "Sacred wits.Uhmmm....." "Yea,your bible,you quran,your analect,your papyrus your scripture.You must follow it.And you know achievement is possible" "interesting" "You gather crest and fly yonder seas.You celebrate them so they can later celebrate you.you proffess them you confess them" "From sunset to sunrise" "Exactly.Does that not sound like an enchantment or alakazam" "interesting a voodoo.i remember the kind of hardship we passed through in this part of the world.Well let's start from contraption of my vicinage and see where we re headed.i knew who we were as a people of course that detest go the whole hog that satisfaction to toe the line of least resistance.my father called that sinecure." "What..

SACRAMENT OF THE SICK.PART 2

estimated best in man." "You re right specifically as the prisoner of conscience,you have an ambition and ambulance to insure your risk in case you loose your head." "How does that jargon come to be?" "What if you re lullf into serendity?" "What do you mean....serendi....what?" "Thought you re a wordsmith like Soyinka?" "No,no you re nigger bugger bigger than wordsmith a punsmith the patriarch of obscuratism in the continent.You bard of alupluto lustrous than kogi" "Let the whole world judge you" "Are you gotta a nobel already?i knew that afterpart of a place in the guinness book of record." "Whatever!you mean in your research you re whisked into another impromptu discovery like Thomas Edison unveiled new discoveries in the stead of extant research that led to the discovery of electric bulb.Your might be distracted by such abnegation which could annex original interest for novel discovery that he later made.That is serend..What if you barely use new discovery well or that serendipity process,what would you

DANCING RYTHM.

Dancing rythms have pleasurable balms How oft when men dance away grief and despair To merry where conscious psyche disdains till the tambourines'rythm pulsating never dies.A sigh before relief.O how may i not my grief dislodged when beat the nerves and moxies in the quick lightning of its triumphant fire.Dancing rythms have blissful ends.Your writ like passion is akindled by thine own defence.As passionate as the motif cannon fired doth hurry from the zealotry fathom bullied.That i have a rythm and visor that could tell A dancing forays in a fair mettle's proven for never was a story of grief stricken freedom than this dancing rythm and her therapy Dances sat like dance in a monument smiling at grief Hath the rythm slain himself that dancing vowels and consonants be cockatrice to seize on the white wonder of mystic riverbeds where the rythm may flies the death darting carrion of vultured despair. Do not your thumb bitten at damoclean sword let your rythm smite the choking gall.That she has foresworn to heel

LOLLAPALOOZA.PART 1

Gallivanting aeon at my rumbling navel could not tame the windy breastplate and kolkhozing my ever koing eccentric,laissez passelled africana jones, funky,kooky,cranky magic bullet,peyote,microdot ala ergonomics befuddled.Equanimity on pins and needles gone bickering,gone berserk castrating the khamsin a degringolade,on fritz not out of blue sky but by dedition of kismet.Decagons of tempest-rigmaroled weary sands enroute the gherkins,dill pickle and garlic pickle and kablooeying outrigger mauled at kairotic moment outwitted at sea.'Neath my John henry`s egregious dimple,Joe Doakes,John jane q.publics quakes the raincoat windbreaker, dappled temblor,juicy morsels of subterfuged vertex.Macules,smuts,smutches,smudges as mad as march hare and wacky as ape do not frivolous mad cap grind to a halt,dreamland interment at witterest sand beaten blue.Lollapalooza my lustprinzip,my lullaby in the dehydrated jalousied realm. Behold,a life jacket,maewest made concave,limping,a life vest,a frock,a mackinaw,non-made boner

THE KING OF THE FOREST KING OF THE JUNGLE.PART 4

insure allegiance? Alade:And then i shall be one man standing,a lone ranger in the midst of bullish storms.A tyrant in my command,hope of the masses.We shall cut off the head and the body shall flee. Osho:If you fail you shall bear the consequences,take your retribution in good fate and tis the passage of time shall show difference between heaven and hell,where your reward and karma stinks greedily.O,you shall not have rest? Alade:Verily,verily i tell you the weakest runs from fear into slavery who shall not challenge injustices in an imperial clime ruled by unfair kings.By this time tommorow we shall revolt?Osho:what kind of noise is this ?You constitutes to the environment.I would not regret you for you have been forewarned.The forefathers shall be spilled again. Alade:How come you forget so soon they were ritualitists and not so much defeat as you think where injustices creep adinfinitum.We shall invoke the golden powers of the gods.May the gods remember my father master of oracles,head of the village

THE KING OF THE FOREST,KING OF THE JUNGLE.PART 3

Others? Alade:Be not dismay,you goof for my cultic motherearth would provide. Osho: You are playing with fire for the king itself is a custodian of our great tradition and fully armed with best medicine men in the land.Wither now your thought and die your intents with silence.Do not die a violent death. Alade:Your comments make you a thoroughbred weakneed and he that runneth away shall surely return to fight another day.You re a slain a robot of whims and caprices thrashed by the fear of death man's greatest enemy. Osho:Do not dare where the vultures feast. Alade:Our masters at the king's court not yet armed and until they do,will verily verily with discretion show the way. Osho:You Cleverdick,shamanism in your blood? Alade: Yea,far too benign with alacrity.The head of village farmers guild collaborators my unfailing cult. Osho:Ah,you`re doomed from day one for he stinks greedily with corruption.Apostasy galore,brigandage avalanche.Guildsters are gangsters,the king`s apendix.Can you lobby loyalty and

THE KING OF THE FOREST,KING OF THE JUNGLE.PART 2

In the morning and not in the night when we have no strength.Yea,freedom cometh in the morning of golden dawn spurned by golden strength,then we shall be freed otherwise when night cometh freedom flees as a fugitive and serfdom our heirloom of captivity when we cannot beat a fly and never returns.Of course we shall not be freed when we cannot beat a fly.With this fate shall i know,freedom keeps revel only for the bold and not for the weak.Let us fight for the freedom in the golden morning of no retreat.We shall not be saved by condoning slavery but by fighting slavery otherwise we'll be slained by robbery forever and posterity would not forgive us. Osho:How do you save your wretched self in this very mockery of your insanity?How shall you escape this wretchedness,rashness of ego and not paid the price dearly with your death?Would you save your wretched self with butts and facades with the armies,munitions,swords and arrows,bucklers and bayonets and not get hurts?How will a fool save himself so he could save

THE KING OF THE JUNGLE KING OF THE FOREST.PART.

Two farmers enter stage with hoes and cutlasses,village sons of gunsmith. Aladekomo:Osho,how many ears do you get?" Osho:Two of course. Aladekomo:And how many times have i called you?" Osho:Once. Alade:Tommorow,you shall act on my terms.We shall not pay the king`s royalties. Osho:Hey....hey,did i hear you right?You are playing with the king's wrath.Do not kindle the fire you cannot quench.You re playing with death.What gave you the audacity to revolt against the custom of our forefathers as if yesterday was not today?You must be a bastard. Alade:Me a bastard!You call me a bastard! Osho:Yes,i mean real bastard.That's what you are. Alade:Have you gone insane?That i should pay and enrich the king's family with half of my earnings on the farm for me is far too much to bear and i said no more. Osho:You re indeed a rebel waiting for the slaughter or the guillotine with the king's wrath. Alade:Let me be a rebel if indeed by so doing shall i regain my freedom.I shall be a rebel to be freed,for weshall

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Homileers hardly curtail them even bottles do not matter again where broken troths of irresistible derision made men savages to their own blood.The forester undeniably hid the staunchy brook stenches like halitosis.The fugue couldnt find once the massacre was alone completed.On the stampede,did they meet the daughter to quell them madness for the foxhuntings who upon belling gunned him down in his prime.The Coroner's household swung to work then torchbearers,barbarians and knights yell and sing at the retort of episodes and coroner inquest reports.'mark my word mark with my trigger,i'll spare no asshole'maximus was furious like burning hell.'Revenge the best weapon of defense`Mark retorted.'While you live shall i live,your defense shall be my weapon.Strike quickly being the meanest beige straw to defense.`Maximus volley fired in reprisal.'Until you run out of options behind you vessels thrust to the war,defense too quickly will avenge the avenger.` 'The quarrel is betwixt two cities two nations at merciless daggers drawn over ethnographical malediction and power hungry hegemony for the wealth of nations and abesi in particular.` 'And the mystic dillemma, voodoos of the mystery book?` 'Probably a conjecture?' 'My patriarch brokers the truth a truce when i clocked a dozen of my purple birth.` 'Why and where did they hit it?`Maximus petulantly enquired.'At the pastorium over the canyon.` 'Pastorium over the canyon?this is strange.` 'sound fiery' 'uhmm...Go get the guns and go after the goons and locate them with force.` 'Get the

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O empiricism the taste of bitten apple o empirism the taste of broken fugacity that wast the forest to the hurt that ages mendest foul,then tinkers in fiasco.Seasick pithy hounds hunt the sitting clouds,upon the breast of sweet mothers frolic lightning keepers call,junketing volleys for which yesterdays and on the morrow sweetly as gauntly they their inkling doth belong.Tis farthest backward look hold a patency for opulent forward gazes and students of history became the face of history". Let she not slain herself for the gilded faces of poisoned chalice withers even though the sacrifice of reason,not for the quible spring of infested ganging gang up to rape proprietary and truth.From Abesi to the Mantua orifice of puzzle and knights unloathed the yeoman truthful purge.Mandarus,king of Abesi at the bland rivulets murdered in his sleep by Maximus,the protagonist of the fifth columnist.His suitors fled in renade of dread and unfair treatment.

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o mensrea than to his betrothed land.If she had the haven's strength would be her home;if she had the lust of the opposite sex,machos would lust her to meed and meed shall she meeds till all percepient sun gazes down upon her sloths.Unless due diligence was done speak not guille unto her ado,masticated by blurred serenity.Over his vivacity and exuberance of ineptitude will she dunk her spiteful hell of venom.Wherein to wit as violent eruptions have outburst ends to ridicule.Ridicule the insensate's intergrity if there be any.Let concealment weary the day out till one day in turn weary out concealment with the ageless angels of perception beautiful as the may morning queen and ravishing as the knight of old.All history is clothed with the same embroidery,for never was sorry story of more truth and golden hays than this romance of concealment and fading monuments of mendacity cloned roses.Hagiologies do not count though change speaks vile,then later counts while golden effect unbowed history jealously takes.

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deign why all encompasing sun a devout replica of the nature`s eyes barely saw her match?And derision often drowned her lot when they blot her comest high thither.To burst stony limit,where frenzied sky could go,And time's hags maid meed on the back.It's not sunset yet yet danger a stranger to the lost two summers,ere they they think poorly appaled to think that she merry recalls them.Well Annabella was too voluptuary but she was not too good for the brutish earth to summon.Yet some consequence misgive the causes as well as the effect hanging in the stars.Her fearful remorse dank with acrimony frizzling to fiend the broken troth.Derided sloth better hazy than a dreadful slain and too light like lightning which doth cease everlasting.Flattering sleep doth not its thwarted intents morose and sea bottom fallen contradict unsavoury glues.A dram of potion doped with lucre will not matter its dispersed veins,seabound weary barks fallen drudgery stars and crashing rocks.Desperate disparaging dote him battered to

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to blot the blue sky.They beat the hollow earth with hollow breast famished by sucking infants,disgruntled by a thousand days. Enter chorus. A household and a household either in distress neuter in prison and trudge maketh the later toil on farmland in unfair abesi land lays their comeuppance.From the dreary break,piteaus breaks out of the kingdom mutiny.Where civil wrath brokers insurrection and unkempt prowls so undignified.Hence from the fatal edition of the simmering bruises,A pinnacle of the mutants'penitent dissipation.Death darting forth fire of the freedom cravings overthrown tis posterity a lacuna self imposed yoke.Alupluto's continuum discontinuity of the broken gourd exceeds the powered drawn sword of the stage hurley,which for the barbarians barely chose to be penitent where naughtiness shall melt and dismissed. Barely a decagon thereafter the merits that if they with intergrity saw her fain none else saw her fain.With ghostly anabella

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gone farthest away not to be broken and forgotten by dead men and emperor with no haven levity whatsoever with stars hanging in the sky,dreaded days and nights not revels to extinct them.Ill-drowning souls,lamentable dours for froward star crossed lovers,fireeyed fury not harangued to dispatch you straight off the dinggle.Who will pithy nor pity you where fluttering dovecotes persist.The doveyards had to droop from the clouds be.As soon as she was weaned,i shall recall,mountains and fyords quake.When she broke down into tears ere his browbeatened spears of awry brow to merit disguise of backward bitten drool.Whispering tales of awe,thought-pined and green with melancholy where love tis love sat like a monument for saints of the whiterobes to genuflect.Dreary earth shall find crooked hearth astray and its peers shall never find,tis awkward earth tribulate darting eye of cockatrice venoms its defying slain.Here fury at courtship in white robes doth demeaning defile broken troths and broken gourds to blot the

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What varmint velvet brow his vicarious vertigo eluded,darkly wanton,highpitched balls,stuck in her face for the avenger."Shall i show in thee to make thee,whitely blue eyes endart thee,barbarians to grovel?For where he biddeth and moonlight doth mine darkens maketh him dreary eyes vommiting vomit.So shall you share her spites when she comes around and utter and wherefore orchard walls sinking as the sunset in the east.To warrant the toilsome in your delight's drudge for lewd jokes cast aboard where summers and winters wither in their sullen pride.The meanest as the lowest i ve known for ages refrains me as mutant to be purged by axiom that love`s load is light and yoke bittersweet and guerdon questionable and circuitous a lifelong revel.O Where eve shalt be fortune adam the imprecation,all her maids lying on her back,serendipitiously emasculated,unanimously unappealing and unapproachable to reignite same tragedy of heterogenous heterodoxy.Damn goddess of girth as firth tempest forsooth,when tis she's gone

CROOKED HANDS.PART.5

Broken tentacles,pecking leaves daintily,flit they from startled night.With the moonbeam parting rays,sinking behind aloof hills spray carols by lovely Whippowil,over yonderwood crowned hill its curtain twillight drops,sofly over fields to hear Whippowil sing.His song bed veiled,dusky with music throbs and thrills,adorns the nightways with warm and musky over meadows`fluting cry ghostly grim startling,charmed out of twilight esoteric dim,solemn lay birds,lay lonely in joyless night.

CROOKED HANDS .PART 4

Carrion in the palace of skulls,crown's splinters enthroned on scaffold bones,chirping birds in golden feathers,in rain soaked awesome weathers.Solitary flight faintly,dizzying height,like towers and molehills,sure like emmets in sunsets'sky.Storming petrels,a thousand miles from land,roaring seas tossing,billow to billow cast,fleecy snow on stormy blast,scattered sails like weeds,quivering reedlike shaky masts.Seabirds that float upon the waves,the youthful sea-mew,on waters blue dreaming,the seagulls with stormy wings,gray spirit of the seas,turpedo of wild waters,neath the sky tumult plumes gray wing roaming,trouncing distance from ocean's dimness to lonewater ways cliffs empurpled cerulean bays,rocking cavern emerald gleam,cartest souls of halcyon,not pine away little beachbird eclipses with melancholy voice,boding cry in the flying waves,bade farewell to fairland in rejoices.

CROOKED PART 3

Carrion in the palace of skulls,crown's splinters enthroned on scaffold bones,chirping birds in golden feathers,in rain soaked awesome weathers.Solitary flight faintly,dizzying height,like towers and molehills,sure like emmets in sunsets'sky.Storming petrels,a thousand miles from land,roaring seas tossing,billow to billow cast,fleecy snow on stormy blast,scattered sails like weeds,quivering reedlike shaky masts.Seabirds that float upon the waves,the youthful sea-mew,on waters blue dreaming,the seagulls with stormy wings,gray spirit of the seas,turpedo of wild waters,neath the sky tumult plumes gray wing roaming,trouncing distance from ocean's dimness to lonewater ways cliffs empurpled cerulean bays,rocking cavern emerald gleam,cartest souls of halcyon,not pine away little beachbird eclipses with melancholy voice,boding cry in the flying waves,bade farewell to fairland in rejoices.

CROOKED PART 2

hem.Golden rings on clever faces,sparkling feathers,restless hearts,parakeet all day chatter.The sparkling deers on the slope of summer morning mist,blithe bird spirit in golden lightning of clever sunken sun,over bright'ning clouds,pale purple melts around this golden flights,heavens'stars in broaddaylight,shrill delight with keen arrows of the silver spheres,intense lamp narrows in white dawn clarity of then sunken earth and lonely clouds.Celestial beams of the moon rains,singing hymns in gliding rainclouds,roses embowered in green leaves,deflowered warm winds,vernal showers trinkles on twinkling grass and rain awakened flowers,fountains of happy strains,languour clangor of the waves and sky,keen pyrotechnics of sublime wedge,dust pavillion,serpent gleams on sunny mountains,hideous light in tempestuous glitters.Harmonious laughter screams at the shadow of this sleeping satiety.Sweetest gale on storm's sore could abash little birds,plumpy,fatty,sleeky pompous with meddled sighs,hardworked oxen maimed grits

CROOKED HANDS.PART 1

Crooked hands cringing upon the mountain walls,ringed with caged birds,in Sun's lonely,beneath him crawls the wrinkled seas and thunderbolt falls,nether caws purloined by thunderstorms of the azure castles and caves'walls.This pure brows of mysterious glimmer steams.Fairy little elf,awkward rosy noses and floppy cap upon this boodle,white eyebrows flaring and flating over jaunty steps across bonfire glow of the muddy pond,golden gleam,his sentinel cast down the coarse darkwood,sunk hearaches,dull opiate of the numbed pang,drains melodious promenade of beechen greenfields and numberless shadows,purple stained pale of the haply queen moon,embalmed verdurous blossom and the winding thicket of the grassy fruit tree wild,pastoral eglantine,white hawthorn and faded violets,muskyrose,endeared to dewy wine of groaning flies fret upon summer eves.And to sing they sing,ears in vain,a sod high in their requiem,to which my songs sing and jubilant as the old sleigh bells.Forlorn lands and forlorn seas could not contain

THE PRICE OF AGGRESSION.PART 4

is a counterfeit,a thorough evidence to the competitive inevitability of power market aggression.However,we are endowed with the tireless gamut of checkered antecedence that affords us the golden chisel with which we could chisel history with insight and therefore prevent perpetual reoccurence of the recyclical insanity of golden history.Acording to a polymathic friend of mine Oladimeji Ogunyemi in our usual brainstorming punditry at local fastfood and hear him he says'violence is a veritable tool of power and it is a political order that gives birth to a legal order and not the other way round.`We both shared polimathic bloodline and when interogated and critiqued further for indepth analysis he concluded and says'A political order is usually established by violence 'and he cited empirical and historical evidences.That British rule was established by violence such as the invasion of Benin in 1897,the Ijebu war and then Lagos invasion. The olonial era,Roman rule and most voyages of political expedition by the oriental and western powers lend credence to the truth of this letter.And that the price of aggression is a tortuous long road to be travelled a golden sacrifice to be paid for the price of freedom to be truly paid in the long weary sojourn to summon triumph in the great battlefield of freedom.Commercial enterprise in the most productive form opens the aggresive frontiers with the aggresion of political order,to create a solid platform for the beleaguered economic order though could first malnourish prior to nourishment and evolution of its robust rudders to free mankind from the erstwhile and still explosive unrefined aggression of old political order.That political order should be relegated to backburner and economic order as golden pact of economic power be grafted to dominate power market as social power reins from the rear.The polishing of human arts collectively and nonaggresively social arts otherwise also interpreted as social liberty.This ushers philogarchy,new global system of goverment to replace democracy.

THE PRICE OF AGGRESSION.PART 3

no one barely get it right and those who did were unusually almond eyed picketers of the rechristened jungle pelted with ridiculous pulses of the tinkering puzzle.The weakneeds are forced to join established aggresors in the saturated aggression market where men sell their souls after all other strategic choices badly needed to compete have been exhausted.Aggressors would never stop to maintain their field influence.Given that they could hardly alter the velocity they are forced instead to adopt mode of humbled aggression considered sometimes outlandish to the trademark of mainstream aggresors.There are those who enter market to pay revenge,retaliate and hardly anyone persuaded to snob their chosen course.In the competition of aggression variegated parties involved are emboldened to contest for a reward and bigger the reward the bigger the aggression including the commitment to the competition of the struggle.Those who have ample resource hardly loose over the longhaul,let alone an injured youths notfully skilled in the lore of artisanship or prenticeship. Nevertheless original template for triumphant aggression or aggressive triumph sometimes lay hidden to apathetic and nonapathetic aggressors.Dominant players in the aggression market do emulate their downlines and subjects who might be opportune someday to turn around the table of aggresion when organic pacifism turns sour for the weakneeds.It might be disproportionate but it tends to introspectively instigates change of minds fueled by erstwhile subjects'revenge or reprisal and given that aggression risk is practically constant,no one is ever saved in this insanity of revenge.Needless to say that the pattern of competition for either revenge pay off in the opposing verdict quite dissimilar and the bottomline much more counts where the onus falls.All things being equal commensurate provided and provided they are blessed with vision and right mindset,aggresive individuals get things done easily.Infact reward for humility as the best antidote too have a price. It is embarrasingly obvious that the latter looses so much proportion of priviledges prior to grand fulfilment.The strategic options to adopt such critical measures lay in choices human self reflection makes when it decides to undertake on a course of ambition,aspiration and in this context,the prospects of material fulfilment.Strategic choices basically speaking not decipherable until a bonafide condition has laid bare the nature of aggression market,including the psychical category in which mental artist falls.The patchwork of climates and circumstances which fuels this demutual concept of competition differs and is considered alien to moral choices we daily take that is most consistent with the positive outlay or most beneficial outcome that defies standard orthodoxy.Profit as a principal motif of a commercial enterprise depending on the concept of competition,they embrace in a given marketplace requires methodical assymetry to succeed.And we can affirm that anything to the contrary is a

THE PRICE OF AGGRESSION.PART 2

hat the sole panacea for paying the price of aggression in the context of commercialisation of wealth,equity,justice and freedom demand as well as the intensive absorption of mass development demand lays in the agression.Aggresion market is the most ruthless power market and a ferocious freedom market untapped without which price of aggression might perardventure be judiciously justified.Therefore too much aggression sometimes deployed in the growth and development of human arts and socioeconomic system being the metalegal arts of the society at large, should not be discouraged.The brutal leverage could pay off sometimes in the long run when tardier approach to tacit arts recourse compromised and counterproductive.In the architecture,ecological,psychological and sociological progress of aggression and agression weights and measures,the mutual economy of aggresion to be succesful relies on timing forecast,strategy,strategy options and pricing method,logistics,side reflections,distraction,anxiety anD apposite technology. This does not exclude the primordial human resources to be deployed at team building inclusive for the workability of ambition's pragmatic work practice or extant project.Power market aggression offers the sole panacea for the fulfillment and extermination of dreams,aspiration,yearning,passion,ambition and by and large vision be it small or big secures the barndoor.Only aggressive arts achieve and always at a cost of the space and horizon they occupy.The sloth before aggression could crystalise into pugilism or energetism by the moral dissidence of competitive resistance.Otherwise immobile sloth before aggresion could ignorantly price destiny away and does not spare most intelligent,most interesting human mind around.Alternatively to eschew the hard way and the tacit way,you deploy technology to enable and accelerates productive activism at the ministry of fulfilment. Empiricism has shown that as soul purity purifies the human souls those who are left behind in the successive generation of the poor were compeled to initiate new strategies and technology to close the gap between rich and poor.Infact technology if pushed too far can be the worst weapon of aggression.Strategic thinkers,scientists and technologists have introduced seamless model at generating income and wealth.Hence closing the gap between them and challenge of misery,inequality of wealth and therefore making fundamental elements of marsolist dream of universal capitalism possible.The price of aggression is made thicker by those men who make the earth bleaker.Not left behind include staggering proportion of artists in the masquerading of this hard approach fall behind where only a handful out of the whole lot succeed.Does it make a sense to avers that only a miniature could manage to sustain what they attain by the price of aggression?Tireless crusaders on the march!We cannot uncover our apex allotment by destiny and as a matter of fact cannot reach the alpine without a logical aspenstock.And

THE PRICE OF AGGRESSION .PART 1

The world is full of aggression,agressive people and aggressive nations and only a handful of world powers controls the true global politics.The blogger ibikunle laniyan in this treatise is advancing a world where political power is relegated to the backburner and economic powewr followed by social power ar allowed to control the global community of power market currently under control of political power.He called the global political system PHILOGARCHY.eNJOY THE READING. The price of aggression is not estimated until the crucifix of the agressive effect has been terminated and paid accordingly.The woebegone effect as well as the post traumatic bliss is not well estimated till aggression exit is fully felt and impact amplified.Aggression frankly speaking methinks mediates a little above standard orthodoxy and far below unconventional norms as the ordination of best practices.The price of aggression is paid a little more by artists under the imperial motif of competitive resistance.Resources differ at each artist's disposal vary with the scale of aggressive drives depending on the articles of faith and action deployed.Aggression is the best strategy to motive mass enlightenment and also a strategy invariably capitalised by aggresors to beat market competition beyond extant capacity. There are no concrete pattern and exercise of expertise to master aggression until conditional threats enables human selfreflection to initiatiate intellectual insanity at primordial threshold of strategic thinking. Subjective factors like fear of marginalisation,agoraphobia,zenophobia,claustrophobia as symptoms of inferiority complexesloosing relevance and battle,failure,threats,slavery,unfulfilled dreams ordinarily speaking can influence texture of extreme motivation for inordinate triumph causes stressful mankind to adopt unholy methods to outlive and beat competition.Unfruitful aggression is no winning strategy,lacks merit,when quantified by its field tactics making requisite expertise outdated and moral capacity to suceed where there are no graphical strategy to get a reward from the true economics of agression or later indiscriminately terminates causes for every failed effect detonated.When mankind turns standard rationality upside down then it becomes a fact that market agression is finally crawling out of standard orthodoxy,intoxicates the artist involved over its market influence. To create wealth aggression is needed and grow standard of living and maximize wealth,it can takreflectively several dimensions based on the existence of aworkpractice or aggrandised delusion of emotional arts.In the projectof ambition,measure by the scale of ambition there is a strategic demand for the mobilisation of artistic aggression that appreciates the quality of arts robed with the latent sedentary technocracy.This cannot be demystified in the face of failure threats,growing much vaunted expectation and immense pressure to succeed beyond garb of immediate environment.To protect checkered antecedence,appropriate scale of ambition is vital to maintain the intergrity of such antecedence and to effect such protection,succesful aggressors go to any length to pay the more exorbitant price for higher form of aggression to get amplified reward.They can mobilise resources for the extensive capitalisation of aggresion including its pricing method to outlive congruent and incongruent competitors old and new monopolising or oligopolising the robust cartel of aggression market for many years to come.Note

THE MERCHANDISE OF THREE KINGDOMS.PART 4

of the witterest sands. O Cerebration,celerity plead my cerebrum to the antechamber of this commerce.Clinkily foregathers" Do not swear,they spoke in alibi,cloudless torts to clutter.This merchandise,witterest sands foated over the realms,boundless shores and farthest seas not encroached nor constipated by the laity. Jungles and bohemians,oddyseys and course lovers,Sweetest faintest spurious succumbs.Tis at someone`s coattails,circumstances as cobber of slothful coastline catapults Jack Robinsons. Like coagulants they clobber at this sound bank to chisel pedigrees and landmark coincidence.Not the cognoscenti to infatuate cold comfort.Homely in your drift,plain good spoken confession resides, 0 Where hip rises like fair mound. If that be the measure of joy,let ages plough fallow in the farthest seas.And to the public gaunt and mensfolk`s haunt,let ages fair justice speaks. Subjects!Not the mutineers,with the prisoners of wars`camp?Does it sound rational to avers that your sovereign

THE MERCHANDISE OF THREE KINGDOMS.PART 3

as my villainous guests and be scorned to stampede at your solemnity,portly aversed to your bitterest gall,the golden memoirs of purplish blues shall not renege pious obeisance of empiricus cheeks. And it abounds as vintaged mulcts in the kismet,Her substance fair not much less epitomises fair sun that kills envious dusks and pugnacious simoom." "Now with my body politics hamstrung beyond body blow,whereon bob`s your uncle,my boltholes abide." "If thou dost not love,not much shalt thou avers this boon as your boon companion.The stiff upper lips'walls abide. Perforce did you tremble,tis your butt the bull's eyes bustery shots.As butch'n`butches refrain butchers your byword of a stigma your calaboose of a caged birds cacophonous groans. Fain not farewell compliment.Does your kismet not abideth this orgy of passionate eyes?" "O gentle minds lead in your counsel.Carouse cat and mouse to my casus belli constant.And my ensure this witterest sands that tender thee.Retreats from catholicity of

THE MERCHANDISE OF THREE KINGDOMS.PART 2

at scant show of seeing sun,runs the strutted jest that cannot be drooled but inflect her with sedentary sun and lo trudge merry mien in sinking sands. Lest if be wit,passionate eyes doth not aloof deformities cure. To stay reverence to the stickiest ears,from daylight lull,betaken within boisterous prolixity of the winds and bounds. Over frozen bossom of the intemperate and intemperate claws,it lays its bed of substance,fair and unfair as fugacious pinnywheel. To turn on dewdropping and jaw dropping Pentecost of fair writs and fair wits.The pentagrams is it fair?To the forfeit of the much villest sands of untimely much frivolities of time.What verity`s sake which doth them the passing moon of yonder knights?O now i know tis pumpy see wits scathed you mean vulgarian au contraire the cheerful heart`s incision sweet beyond memoirs" "O Your holy radiance come hither,embroidered with gory of scornful spite. When the weary days and weary nights shall spent as my

THE MERCHANDISE OF THREE KINGDOMS.PART 1

The Merchandise of witterest sands.The king enters palace and alone with him his heir aparent. A windstormed coxcomb of a winebiber shrouded in an evasive windheater,threshed for the wickerwork and wildfowled for the wildoats. Not a whit of whizkid,this whoop of white hope gone whoopee to make a whoopee in dingy sands.To whimper the whipping boy of an impetuous greyhound over whines of whimsies and whiffy gooses,wherefores the wheedle out wheels,fair mounds of thumping threads in the rubicon sallow. What a wetdream? Waterbirds dislodged from the windjammer,were wetblankets,waspish in the whale of time,wangling war neves,drowned in watercourses. "O this emblem of glory too fair to bliss me benumb.Too despair to vow me foresworn.And to liberty,my crucifix shall not deny. Now to your glory of posterity shall i add more grease and craves for freedom brows,in fair brace stricken in withered summers. Heretics feast on the berserk splendour

ILLEGAL DETENTION AND CRIMINAL LAW IN NIGERIA

he practice of nationbuilding begins with robust legal system to ensure equity and fairness in the dispensation of justice and order in a sensitive clime.Infact human capital development not just sustainable economic and political development is impracticable in the atrophy of robust legal system by ensuring first and foremost that personal liberty or critical access to personal liberty as sancrosanct fundamental human right of the citizenry is heavily protected against odds as it may be in critical times.On saturday,of april i was arrested 24 hours at the igando police station without access to fair hearing or my right to fair hearing as typical trademark of the Nigerian police force was abused.Tackling the spiral of illegal detention or illegal police arrest of a suspect or defendant in general is a critical challenge to nation building. Nevertheless there are critical legal instruments that guarantee personal liberty as a core ensemble of fundamental human right of the citizenry can be tackled effectively.For instance section 35 of Nigerian constitution and article 3 of african charter on human right(Ratification and enforcement)act,cap(A9)laws of federation of Nigeria 2004 save as otherwise provided by the law,police have no express power to detain any one.However section 38 of the police act 2020 allows police to arrest with condition.The criminal law does not empower police to arrest unconditionally in contrast to gross abuses by the police officers abusing the power of arrest,donated by section 38 arresting and detaining citizens like me indiscriminately even in civil matters.All international human right provisions not excluding nigerian constitution oppose illegal arrest and detention without sufficient evidence.Freedom from wrongful or false imprisonment or any physical restraint either in prison or on the street is defined as personal freedom.Hence, personal liberty of a person may be contravened exceptions in section 35(1)(a-f) of 1999 constitution that indicates personal liberty is suspended once there reasonable suspicion of a suspect having committed criminal offense.But if made within confines of the law maynot constitute a breach of citizen's rights No matter how short adetention is can be breach of citizens'right section 5(1) of the police act made provision to protect personal liberty.Section 35(2),(3),(4) of 1999 constitution and section 35 of police act.Any breach leads to illegal detention with or without trial.Nigeria is a signatory to UN Charter or UN declaration of human rights and african charter of human right and had domesticated those treaties and laws specifically the section that guarantees personal liberty section 35.Hence it must be protected or controlled or encumbered by due process of the law.That is to say through court order execution and also guaranteed by ACJA2015.Any violation of this right no matter how short like my own experience is a breach given that arrest and detention especially in civil cases are unconstitutional. Infact such arraignment of that person and of subsequent arraignment cannot or would not cure the illegality or unconstitutionality of the arrest and suspect`s detention in contravention of section 35.Abuse of landlord power is quite sickening and in my case demeaning.Whereas my landlady boasted behind me according to what my brother told me after i came home from detention.She said and i quote,'kunle is stubborn and i will teach him a lesson`.The arrest was driven by wilful prejudice and the fact presented ommitted the much earlier actionable offense of tresspas and interference perpertrated earlier by the landlady.That is he made forcible entry to effect repairs no notice between 24hrs and 48hrs prior to entry and he did it twice and the second while checking the man hole to detect repair spots.In the lagos criminal law forcible entry is an actionable offense.And in the law of equity it says'he who goes to equity must go with clean hands' According to that section 35,it says'Any person who is unlawfully arrested or detained shall be entitled to compensation and public apologyfrom appropriate authority or person'. It was unfortunate that even thepolice woman that did the arrest shown only her police identity card and claimed she had the power to arrest. Whereas the law mandatesinvitation letter or arrest warrant before any arrest which she disputed.The warrant ordinarily must be signed by a judge or magistrate and when the IPO came there was no such warrant.Hence i have the right to sue for damage to be awarded me to compensate for my unlawful arrest and illegal detention.As an aggrieved person,i have the right under the law of tort to sue the police and complainant for malicious prosecution and compensatory damages.I didnt resist the police arrest which is risky,can cause harm and criminal charges.I followed the police woman according to my lawyer's ordnance and headed to igando police station inside Marwa tricycle.Section 35(3)of the police act 2020 answers the rest of the proceedings which talks about contact your family,friends and relation with the help of madam blessing a local police woman. With the exception of cases like murder and armed robbery all boys and girls,men and women at the counter should not be held in prison in the first instance,more than between 24hours and 48hrs and any longer or further detention can only be done by a judge and a magistrate.Wrongful detention is quite common.Does it make sense to charge a suspect with serious offence just to have them detained yet make little effort to investigate them?The police woman ought to have investigate my case properly before my arrest and my right to fair hearing unimpaired by landlady's prejudice branding conflicting evidence.Whereas she perpetrated tresspas first begun actionable made forcible entry to effect repair before my allegation of wilful damage was leveled. In the statement i made at the igando police station,i complained too about my trampled right.This include 1.lack of tenancy aggreement;2.non issuance of receipt:any nonissuance in context is 100k fine or 300k for 3years. I Complained bitterly before she brought fake receipts for rent increase since 2019 over which there was no offer let alone an acceptance or contract.Lack of tenancy aggreement does not give her the locus standi to issue quit notice and am entitled to 6 months notice and a 7day quit notice.It is fraudulent to collect rent and yet refuse tenant entry into their tenancy period.Whatever quit notice you issue terminate the moment tenant pays new rent,yet my landlady refused refund of 100k i paid into first bank account on march 10.This landlady wanted to evict me before december and gave only june to vacate the premise.When we moved in 2012 january period of subsidy protest,we met the house uninhabitable for which there is pictorial evidence.Yet she accused me of willful damage to the house that wasnt habitable and toilet and bathroom doors badly dilapidated.My complaint to landlord fell on deaf ears claimed we bachelors are irresponsible but provided new doors to our cotenants.Unfortunately when they left the so called responsible couple badly damaged their apartment In the Lagos criminal law in part 2 of Offences against public order,chapter 8 of unlawful assemblies ,Breaches of the peace.It talks of forceful entry and later forcible possesion and shed more light on threatening violence.In chapter 9 of disclosure of official secrets and removal of documents,talks of wrongful communication of information.In chapter 11 of offences relating to administration of justice talks of fabricating of evidence and false accusation. Chapter 35 of unlawful damage to property also talks about unlawful interference.Wilful Damage:My brother was accused of wilful damage and that was quite unfair considering the earlier durres of interference and forcible entry made by the landlady.A true definition of offense and actionability in this context also blamed the landlady as the instigator and accomplice in the wilful damage.Both offence carry similar penalties.Let me go back to Chapter 29 that talks of offences similar to stealing talks about fraudulent appropriation of power and the landlord is guilty of power abuse,threatening violence to evict gullible tenant, cheating,forceful entry and attempt at forcible possesion etcetera prior to exit of tenancy period. My learned counsel let me reiterate my concern over regularity of illegal detention in our country prison and police system two principal of the legal system.In 2012,over 38,352 or 71% of nigerian prison population were perpetually detained awaiting uncertain trials. The proportion of the pretrial detainees is quite stable in the last 2 decades. I was shocked by innocent boys at the igando police station detained with no wherewithal of defence for days or weeks behind counter urinating,eating and sleeping in the same gaol,some menstruating ladies immobile and unkempt spreading odour in the congested incommodious room of 33 prison inmates.According to Nigerian prison service in 2006,pretrial detention lasted sometimes close to 4 years.I was awazed with the case of alade vs federal republic of nigeria.He was brought before the magistrate court in yaba,lagos on allegation of armed robbery that lacks jurisdiction over the case brought against the suspect.He was remanded in custody and then held in maximum prison at kirikiri for close to 9years.In 2012 ecowas court released him.I dont know:why should they detain suspect above 48hours?More boys were held bars on account of 'holding charge`which means indefinite detention of suspects without charge or due process of law. According to supreme court,it upheld that over 70percent of nigerian prison population comprises of pretrial detainees and close to a quarter have been behind bar over the years.We have overburdened justice system and distorted court system.What was the profit of 2.7m.naira compensation paid to alade a man whose golden strenght was squandered for almost a decade?We have been unjustly treated and we desire that justice prevails.I do not know where i would find rent to last till january.In the law of equity,it says equity aids the vigilant,that he goes to equity must not delay,and that he who goes to equity must go with clean hands.I Plead you my notary public,my legal counsel.make haste.

GOLDEN MEMOIRS .SONNET 2

mauls avalanche of golden memoirs lost to its riverbed.Waning reflections on bedspread divorced from mystic flight.The nebulous psyches being termagant jettison resurfaced masked at betternoire exultation.Ostentatious flashlight,flashes forth from golden memoirs,vamoosed in a klieglight into vacuous space.Woke up in the morn too late to recall,trances and seances wrought in suspicion and thalidomide baby.The magic wand of the uppermost custom and behold how i with vicissitudes had sheathed the fortunate but famished road to distress gales forlorn asundered into silvermoon's gilded chamber,crystalines glistening goldplated castles'abode breezing with yachts of golds avers fait accomplait over my cay's seagreened searoom unfurled.May i know vicissitudes!vicissitudes! vicissitudes!Over its canyon peyote cries.Let me know the microdot and shall i not grimace adinfinitum.Forlorn machismos beseech to know the magic formula.O pentagram the pentagram evanesces gales enroute the canyon.May i know you o pentagram?

GOLDEN MEMEOIRS.SONNET 1

I stormbound a mothercarey`s kitchen impinged by stormcloud. In the rickety gale of storm trooper,trenches in subterfuge though. Ruckus and rumpus in a nick,straddling and straggling over cracks and howls of vicissitudes. Trapped in sordid feet.To break the stalemate and stratosphere.And clutches at straw without bricks to make a straw.Gathering vacuous clouds like a streak of lightning for the vamoose rolling stones. Waifs and strays upon the lour of sullen earth.Gathers strands with broken cheeks and pinky navel.I of my taint and blue funks,only so much irascible sinew it can afford.Obscene permit me to take umbrage may i not goof!Sometimes it deemed fit a sumptuous fiddle.With windswept over dancing gallery of distant gales.Peradventure misdemeanour as malfeasance had flooded sinking bridge and sour grape pellets overgrown orchards.Avarice books tempestuous telex beyond its modulated frequency.Dubious terrafirma and blokes of wrinkled petals oft tenderfoot slippery roughshod unflinched.Midnight sun mauls

SACRAMENT OF THE SICK.PART 1

I do not blindly believe you could live off creed?" "Oh,do i need it to get results?" "So,you dont know what do i mean by creed?" "And if i may ask?" "Your doctrine of course" "And so what?Please spare me rod of that garbage.I dont care a fig am a farmer and i live big in my farm.Go tell it to the goofs"morose strickened looked away."Oh you re farmer,you already have one like any rational element." "i dont care tell it to the mountain." "That sound sachariferous!" "Oh you punsmith a bit too." "Do you have problem with that?" "uhhmmm..." "When you observe them you re living on purpose and that's your last rites". "Yea" "You hear me that right?Your sacred wits,sacrament of the sick,your holy oil of the sick." "u mean unction divine?" "whatever" "okay okay""oh my sacrament,my liturgy,communion,baptism.Yea i have a custom.Should one does that you multiply your outcome with that viaticum.Otherwise you ll be salubrous or abrasive." "exactly.You kinda noticed custom or habbit formation brings out the estimated best in man." "You re right specifically as the prisoner of conscience,you have an ambition and ambulance to insure your risk in case you loose your head." "How does that jargon come to be?" "What if you re lullf into serendity?" "What do you mean....serendi....what?" "Thought you re a wordsmith like Soyinka?" "No,no you re nigger bugger bigger than wordsmith a punsmith the patriarch of obscuratism in the continent.You bard of alupluto lustrous than kogi" "Let the whole world judge you" "Are you gotta a nobel already?i knew that afterpart of a place in the guinness book of record." "Whatever!you mean in your research you re whisked into another impromptu discovery like Thomas Edison unveiled new discoveries in the stead of extant research that led to the discovery of electric bulb.Your might be distracted by such abnegation which could annex original interest for novel discovery that he later made.That is serend..What if you barely use new discovery well or that serendipity process,what would you

PEARL HARBOUR.PART 1

The shrinking mouse,a modest violet,sheepheaded,unbusinesslike,shimmied still at the doppelganger of the shingled sidestreet and embelished blackstreet,broached from shooting blank shivaree.Still,the shivved impale,toting,jerked and shleped by shoo,scat and hightails of Sherlock Holmes,the shogun at his county,constituency.Sometimes shortwinded,whooping,gasping,screeching,shrieking,howling,wrinkled,withdrawn and shrunken at the shuddersome shuckjives.Insulated by the Holmes,mystified,clueless,bewildered,schookest and bolixed,stroking sometimes his erried moustache and shrunk goatee,soothed himself with ballet dancers,gogodancers,showgirls and danseuses in culdesacs culdesac.Turning inwards,distress tales hangover,funfare pubs at the sympatico mobile canton,buzzed he Shiraz,Claret,Pinot,Cabernet,Savignon,Burgundy,Merlot,pickled tabletop,solace in the rustic paparazi,the shutterbugs,alehouses and fattidic sinfonietta,sibilation of the scuzzbagged chorus girls,bunnies,kittens and sometimes guffaws,anecdotes and