Act 1 Scene 3.part 4

A falstaffian indulges in falsum, in falsi crimen,barely fault a contempt,in a falsetto of eulogy for  fastbuck and not a faugh of faute dé mieux did he swallow nor was he faux naif to tone it down.

Delving deeper amidst the feculence untarred the februation and fecundation of his fedifragous  and riparian feal and divot.

Dancing fellahin  to the Felix culpa and fe lo-de-se-like oddysey,

He stamped his feet ludicrously in the fight fire for fire emission fought back tears while fighting a loosing battle .

Roasted in the immaculate cat and dog fight.

Did he fight the good fight with the fight song?

Not the figural figurantes of his own kismet to smother figure of contempt from his porous vicinage.

Filipendulous crushed to the barnacle of filiopietistic filaments