Who is he?"
"Why should I tell you
Tell me
What?
Tell me who is he?"
"A superficial man?"
"Don't ever say that
Now tell me
What?"
Who is he?"
A superfluous?"
"Shut up"
"A dimwit!"
"I say you shithole shut uppppp ..."
"Lounge lizard?"
"Shut your big mouth up"
"Why?"
What?"
"Do you know him?"
"Of course"
"Do you really know him?"
"A dumbbell,a simpleton!"
"That's what you are?"
"Me !Your brother?"
"Yeah that's what you are"
"Affront on your brother"
"Yeah,you don't cast aspersion on innocent people"
"How do you know innocent folks?"
"Leave me"
"Tell me"
"Must you abuse everyone?"
"Now tell me"
"What?"
"Who is he?"
"Leave me"
"Oh he's a motherfucker, asshole"
"Shut up"
"A drop dead gorgeous moron!"
"Jesus, malediction again?"
"Now tell me"
"What?"
"Who is he?"
"What?"
"Tell me"
"I don't know"
"You don't know what?"
"Don't disturb me"
"Which nomenclature from what adjectives and etymology qualifies him?"
"What?"
"Tell me "
"What ?"
"You don't want to tell me?"
"What?"
"Otherwise I pour tirade and invectives again"
"Good for you but don't smear my genealogy"
"What do you mean?You refuse entreaty"
"What?"
You refuse entreaty galore?"
"What?"
"I will rain malediction again "
"Uhmmmmmmm"
"What?"
"Rain let me see"
"A Mongolian Neanderthal,hung at inverse proportion of immanent malediction to his own arboreal eyesore,goofy visage clung like a grampus to eternity of immaculate buffoons"
"Wait a minute you butcher"
'Should I classify him differently?"
"You,you,I don't believe you"
"Why?"
"You who cast aspersion at the slightest provocation"
"Oh nope you can believe me"
"You with immaculate uncouth tongue?"
"What?"
"Oh it choke you,you a paranoid?"
"What ?"
"Okay do let me see again kissing blarney stone"
"He 's an ideate,ideatum,ideata,ideaphoric ,ideamonger,epistemological idealist,an unbridled ideist of idee fixes,idee rescues and idee forces in the fathomed ideated movement."
"Incredible quite idempotent of you"
"A panache identacode.What do think?"
"Uhmmmm "Gobsmacked at his idiolects as she egregiously screamed from a rattled navel so that the ottoman quakes in the perimeter of his ideochromatic claws and ideogenetic chasm."
"I don't think he is better than you another version of wole Soyinka "
"An embalmed idiotsavant common in banana republic?"
"What?"
"With idiot proof "
"Idiot...what?this is crazy"
"Because you barely know.As soon as you know it smothers its potion."
"I see you re better than he"
"Now you know my braggart "
"You ought to know idler wheel transmits ingenious idlehood with unbreakable idler pulley and idler gear.Nothing come close"
"Why do think you re better than everybody?"
"We run and worship ideocracy"
"ideo...what?"
"Not an eidolon an idolum or an idola .Am not fable of ignis fastuus but an idoneous treat of ebullient idoneism."
"Uhmmmm "
"That's my logogram my ideogram"
"Logo...what?Jesus what is he turning to?A serpent of words?"
"If it ain't broke don't fix it.Does my idiomatic sense of idiopathic engineering bothers you?"the idiophanous idiosyncracy struck the idio-cord once again like the idiophones blasting away from the terrifying proportion of idiorythmic idiometer.
"If looks could kill,I ll be dead right now"
confused at the ovation of igerous igloo of lexicography and thesaurus minting.
"Whatever".
"I want to be like you"
"Say it again"
Be like you "
"Does the ignotum per ignotius ever comprehend obscurum per obscurus with no closer proximity?Does the ignitability ever works without the ignition charge?"
"What does that suppose to indicate?"
"Stay close to eat my excreta"
"Excreta!You sound dirty !"
"metaphorically not literally speaking to invoke il faut cultiver Notre jadin. "
"Uhmm....Mr grammar I get you your porridge of words"
"And now the guy"
"Which guy?"
"That guy"
"Which guy?"
"That bone of contention "
"Which bone to eat?"
"Nagging course"
"Uhmmmm"
"I mean idiot savant"
Okay jade"ignoramus waltz waltzes tis ignorance is bliss and dissipates
"Stop moving with him"
"Who?"
"That jade of illaborate element of ill assorted illaqueate"
"O you mean to depreciates a fellow man
with such horrible nightmare of adjectives?"closed her eyes on the sofa
"He's an illative heresy of illaudable mass.A idiotsavant? Nothing good comes from them.To feed my porridge and excreta stay away.Bad association.Stay away."she broke further into tears."as illness anxiety disorders consummated her for weeks from the menace of eschewing bad association."This is serious"
"You must fight il piu forte ill omened illoricate navel for wonderful education."
"Uhmmmm "still shrieking
"Rid off his Imago now and we shall have a rollercoaster imagism"
"Uhmmmm "
"Dunces follow dunces,eggheads follow eggheads,black cats cannot give birth to white cats '?"
"You re too harsh but I get you."
"Come and imbricate "as she drew closer for a warm hug as a feast of immaculate conception.
"Imitatrix,my immalleable,my immarcesci blê immitatress.please stop don't cry. Nothing destroys us more than bad association"
As the winds blows he draws the curtain to make the room warmer.
"Immolate! immolate!!Take my impendencies with solace.Impignorate my impieties for brilliance "as she places her sister who had stayed sloof from him since she was ten on the bed to sleep.She found out staying in the city quite unproductive while her brother commute from the cities with books and journals back into town and village where late patriarch had built mansions.The cities are noisy he says unto her and the village the escape route of intellectual development and artistic growth.Most folks around her are boisterous goofs and party girls and late patriarch uncovered this secret the city to inform him on return before he died .He earned nothing happened in the city for proper intellectual engagement and epicure he lamented had mortgaged the thirst for such engagement.He was impressed with son's intellectual development interest and ordered him to take his sister permanently back into village for proper engagement.
"Did daddy not tell me nincompoops are many in the cities?"he grouched to himself as sister slowly sleep off.
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